Have you ever wanted to play a game so much that you tried to force your way into its target audience?

Have you ever wanted to play a game so much that you tried to force your way into its target audience?

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fox40.com/2017/10/17/florida-man-kills-family-friend-for-trying-to-pick-up-his-imaginary-girlfriend/
miaminewtimes.com/news/half-headed-man-arrested-again-for-attempted-murder-arson-8858814
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3111045/Man-suffered-brain-damage-suicide-attempt-wakes-unable-feel-emotion.html
gizmodo.com/5878217/this-guy-didnt-know-he-shot-himself-in-the-head-with-a-nail-gun
nypost.com/2017/05/09/murder-suspect-tries-big-penis-defense-and-it-might-work/
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Asks the fucking Redditor.

FUS RO DUUUUUUH

At this point, who can stop Florida Man?

I actually found this pic because someone shared it elsewhere. Didn't even know it was on reddit; how did you?

I personally know Florida Man. Stopping him would only generate the next headline in his quest.

t.west central fag

Because unlike your Redditor ass I actually bothered to check the source.

Sam the Candy Man

I wish I could get amnesia and appear somewhere else where no one knew me. Maybe I'll just have to hope in reincarnation.

Why did I think that was a real headline for a second

I searched and instead got these:

fox40.com/2017/10/17/florida-man-kills-family-friend-for-trying-to-pick-up-his-imaginary-girlfriend/
miaminewtimes.com/news/half-headed-man-arrested-again-for-attempted-murder-arson-8858814
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3111045/Man-suffered-brain-damage-suicide-attempt-wakes-unable-feel-emotion.html
gizmodo.com/5878217/this-guy-didnt-know-he-shot-himself-in-the-head-with-a-nail-gun

>literally tries to make himself retarded to replay skyrim
this has to be fake.

And last, but not least:

nypost.com/2017/05/09/murder-suspect-tries-big-penis-defense-and-it-might-work/

>have son with history of severe mental problems
>lol just let him stay at home and do whatever

>reddit spacing
hmm...

Nice non-argument, Redditor.

Lil Pump and Smokepurpp

He kinda looks like the Happy Video Game Nerd.

>No
>u

lmao seething reddit

>huurrrrr he uses a website we don't like guys
>i know but not because i use reddit
>shut up im not a redditor you are

How about you just stop.

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Funny part is its not guaranteed that he would like the game if he replayed again as if the first time.

>under investigation for jumping on Manatees
Why

You realize reddit spacing is a meme made to spot newfags, we old Sup Forums knew newfags would hate anything reddit related to fit in so we pretended something as simple as a space was a reddit thing

>Skyrim is literally so good people would lobotomise themselves to play it again

How can obsidrones even compete?!

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based

Manatees are pets down here.

>tfw no alligator gf to make army of hybrids with so you can take over Florida and eventually defeat Florida Man with

Florida Man Game where you play as the world trying to stop Florida Man from accomplishing various tasks when?

>arresting a man for raping an alligator
They're literal pests down here. We shoot them for sport.

hot

I wonder how alligator pussy feels. I'd be too afraid to even try, because it could be like dolphins where they can clench your dick so hard you can't escape or something.

Smokahontas Jones

Jesus christ, when will florida sink into the ocean?

soon
shit's highest point is like 100ft above sea level and disney world is on that part

Soon. I think Trump realizes how cancerous Florida is and is trying to accelerate global warming to get rid of it and California.

This is now a Florida man thread.

some drawfag drew lewds of this.

>Mfw living in Florida

>Link x female Lynel porn

>California.
you can't even burn us out. we'll outlive all of you because we're vegans n shiet

You have to steal lakewater from the north or you revert to the barren wasteland you deserve. what happens when the abbos bar your pipeline? Just drink ocean water?

Global warming can't happen soon enough.

desal plants bitch

kek

>mfw buying my first home in south florida

>Sup Forums complains about reddit all day
>every here is a reddit repost
think

You mean male Lynel, right?

hey fuck off east georgia has done nothing wrong

Florida doesn't have more average Sup Forums users than any other state. They just have laws that allow journalists to get access to this information.

Central florida here, I know that feel

Reminds me of that video of a man fucking an alligator in the cloaca. Then the alligator got a boner. It was strangely really hot.

Based Florida Man.

man ray william johnson really went down hill

Thanks for the common knowledge captain obvious!

The unstoppable florida woman.

Small price to pay for losing Maryland, Jersey, NYC, San Francisco, Miami, Orlando, and Louisiana.

But the netherlands, user!

I am Florida Man

I highly doubt it's common knowledge. Common knowledge is something like snow is frozen water or babies are formed when a man and a woman love each other very much or you're a fag.

They'll still be around while their neighbors drown. More sea to build polders.

>babies are formed when a man and a woman love each other very much

>being this new

Literally /ourguy/

>babies are formed when a man and a woman love each other very much
Actually, two women can make babies if one of them has a working penis. And two men can make a baby if one of them has a vagina.

>killing one fetus should be illegal
>but not killing 60,000,000 sperms every time you masterbait
>Sup Forumstard logic

What is wrong with Florida residents

Fun fact: A good way to trick someone into bareback sex is by wearing two condoms. Most people won't notice when you do it since the logic seems sound but the friction actually makes it very easy for both to break.

>fucking the alligator just cuz it tried to kill him

Instead of jail he sould be getting a trophy, holy shit.

I agree think of all the new beachfront property. Poor central Georgians will see their land value skyrocket

BASED

Yeah, but now you'll have knocked up a woman who will be 100% pissed at you. Have fun paying child support.

>she

>implying I wouldn't go straight to anal the first time I attempted this

It doesn't matter what kind of skirt they're wearing. They're not women.

Pokemon Hit-and-Go would've been a better headline

Homofags need not apply

Only sluts do anal, and you don't want the condom to break when fucking them, unless you like STDs.

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You gays are fucking disgusting

>Being THIS new

ISHIGGYDIGGY

>tfw Michigan

>tfw Michigan

>Lighting house on fire
>SIXTY TIMES
How the fuck do you let someone get away with it more than once let alone sixty fucking times

>other anons from Michigan
also i fail to see what's wrong here

oh really

What's wrong with florida? My dad moved there when he retired and he's very happy.

he's been assimilated
run while you still can

Georgia Man

RULES OF NATURE.

I swear he looks like some video game character, but I can't remember who it is.

I agree, sperm should only be spilled inside a woman or woman (male).
Any man not spilling his seed inside of a vageen or bootyhole needs to reevaluate his life.
Hell, rape the bitch if you have to, just don't do it outside of the approved holes.

>That game you will never experience for the first time again
What's her name Sup Forums?

either you're disingenuously denying being from Reddit or youre a paranoiac on a hunt for the Reddit bogeyman

Modern Warfare 2

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>tfw Jersey

is he Psycho Dad or something?

pic related
this board has definitely gotten worse over the years

i wish i lived in florida, i dont like west virginia im not even a redneck

Who says only gays do this? This is useful for almost any fuck.