Fire boss

>fire boss
>"It's time to redistribute some of my thermal energy into the space around you!"

>Ice boss
>"You're fucking dead"

>Grunts
>"[Scripted event here]"

>Golem boss
>"Here I am, ROCK you like a hurricane!"

>beat boss
>get fired

>feel the heat

>mouse boss
>"mice to meet you..."

>thunder boss
>shoots lightning

>tree boss
>"why don't you make like a leaf and give me your life energy"

FREEZE SNAKE
Time to put your plans on ICE
so FREEZED to meet you again! Just like COLD times
better CHILL OUT when you deal with this COOL customer because I'm no bark all FROSTBITE.

>Girlfriend boss
>"We're splitting up."

>lightning boss
>"You'll be SHOCKED to know that I've actually spent a good deal of time considering my place in this game, and I have to say that despite the necessity of my death to the plot I'm quite happy to be of enough importance in this fictional world that I would even be a visible part of it to the player at all."

>have 100% fire res. shield

>tree boss
>before I'm 25

>on console
its fucking over i never stood a chance

I understand.

>skeleton boss
>you'll feel funny, but you won't find it so humerous

>bo

>My bark is worse than my bite.

>beat a boss fight that you are intended to fail
>cutscene shows you lose anyway

>character uses puns completely out of context
>undead boss
>Now that's what I call "Udder" devestation

>Using v2

>ice boss
>"It's time to make the atoms around your body vibrate more slowly."

>lemon boss
>is actually a lime

>boss of cooking game
>"Taste the meat, not the heat!"

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>Ice boss
>"You're gonna make me SO hot!"

>Final boss is a proctologist
>"How about I fuck you in the ass?"

It's time to split!

>fire boss
>CO-CO-COMBUST TOWARDS THE EART-COMBUST TOWARDS THE EARTH

>he doesn't know

>Undead boss
>fuck you

>Fire skeleton boss
>"Time to bone the heat up!!"

>Candlejack boss
>"It's time to mak

It's not April 2018 yet, fucker.

>Skeleton boss
>"I have a grudge against you for an offense you have previously committed, which we shall now settle"

>Barefoot girl boss
>STOP STARING AT MY FEET

name ONE game

>water boss
>is you're fridge running cause I hate fucking nigge. R

>Garbage boss
>"It's time to clean house!"

>Boss that is also a grenade
> " I'll blow you away with my explosive personality"

Why are brapfags so retarded?

>chemist boss
>"Through my concerted mechanism I'll make you be the leaving group. One step. Permanently."
>proceeds to nucleophilic attack the shit out of you

>American boss
>"PUT YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD AND CRAWL FORWARD"

>fire boss
>I've got a bone to pick with you!

>Cloud boss
>I'll fuck you up!

DAMN IT

>Lightning boss
>Attacks with shockwaves created from the fast mass movement of air caused by it's spontaneous expansion due to being heated by an electric arc.

wow, Sup Forums actually taught me something interesting today

thats a cute dog

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>americans will defend this

So This... Is the power... of La creatura...

>Monstrous boss with no visible mouth
>"Hey"

>time to sort your shit out!

Also works for plumber boss, sewerage bilge pump boss

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>beat off boss
>get promoted

>Obstetrician boss
>If you keep yelling it will be harder for you to push the baby out, and if he doesn't come out soon enough he may die, so calm the fuck down and breathe.

BTFO

>butcher boss
>aah, unspoilt flesh

>ice boss
>"Time to take you from hero to absolute zero"
>"haha jk, that's impossible to achieve using only thermodynamic means"

>Fire boss
>It's an actual fucking fire

stupid phoneposter

>dad boss
>hits me with a belt and calls me the N word

>fire boss
>"you don't have that authority"

>pool boss
>I'm closed

>boss

>caveman boss
>stoves your skull in with a fucking rock

>Soul boss
>Doesn't exist

>Vape boss
>I'm going to beat your ass off!

>water boss
>"I'm gonna fuck you"

>pervert boss
>"I'm going to make you very uncomfortable "

>German boss
>For my next attack,
>LET'S TRY GAS

underrated

>Souls boss
>get circlestrafed to death

gets*

>Face the Boss
>You die
>Good ending plays

I'M GRENADEMAN