What are some massage based games I can play?

what are some massage based games I can play?

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How rich is this dude!? I want his life.

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Do you actually care or did you just want to shitpost?

FFX-2 has a massage mini game.

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Why are you posting these same webms multiple times a day?

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Check this singular digit that doesn't repeat and revel in all my glory for I am the one true god.

that user only posts in established threads
I make them.

you mean this 5?

Damn those are some fine thots
>tfw you will never caress a girl's stomach area

You think it's the same anons posting the same threads on repeat every couple of days for some pathetic vanity? Saw the Yen vs Morrigan thread again earlier and it's only a matter of time for that one bitching about lack of voices in Dragon Quest XI. Maybe it's bots maybe it's autistics, who knows?

Alright OP you're gonna have to give me some context here. What the fuck is this dude doing and where do I find more?

luo dong on youtube
he has lots of videos of white women letting him touch their breasts and genitals

Does this dude have a YouTube?

youtube.com/channel/UChj3IpFKwCRo6lmJRC4WqJw

>Luo dong
>Touches women's breasts and asses
I hope you're fucking kidding

Black women, hispanics, too. No asians, interestingly.

just check out his videos and find out

Is this the fabled womb job?

does he only massage thicc girls or what

Pathetic

Mr. Dong knows his way around the ladies.

Does he not massage men?

Legend has it this guy trained under Lo Wang.

For anyone interested, as someone who's gotten one of these, they're pretty painful in the moment but it feels amazing in the following moments.

*strokes your wife's breasts in front of you*
based luo dong cucks white bois without them realizing it

Another day, another Dong.

>It's not rape if it's an old asian guy

What is he even doing with his mouth wtf

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Probably pretty broke. He's always giving out free massages, I don't see how he can possibly make much money.

Women are so dumb they actually pay to get molested.

probably gets return customers to his establishment

I hear training under Lo Wang is difficult. A lot of dodging and taking body blows is required.

It's only easy under him when it's hard.

Yeah, but he's also hardly working, wouldnt you say?

You're the dumb one for not molesting them for money then

>seems to massage at random
>girl has big ol titties
>the donger makes sure to "massage" them titties right away

what the hell did he tell these girls?

Sucking their nipples, what the fuck else do you think he's doing when his mouth is near their breasts. Sup Forumsirgin over here.

How are they all okay with him grabbing their ass and tits? He even grabs them by the pussy sometimes

How are these massages? He's just crushing them

game developers should add more diversity into their games

those are thots dude

He does, but not as often. He says because men are more muscular, it's more work to massage them and he is old and tired.
youtube.com/watch?v=9JbKBA1WX1c

youtu.be/xnk_5vuQcDk?t=14m13s

based dongman only massages the prettiest girls

"Organic, fair trade, gluten free, spiritual, tolerant, holistic pumpkin spice massage"

You let some old asian man come up, stick his fingers in your orifices, put his mouth on you, and then rub your bodies most private places? Are you retarded? Don't answer that, because I'll be amazed if the answer is anything but duhhhhh.

Alternately, of course something that feels painful will feel better when it stops happening, shit for brains. That's called removing the painful action.

That being said, this sort of shit is holistic as fuck. Like crystal healing. These people don't know shit about what they're doing. They're violating your personal spaces and touching you, any sort of tingle or reaction is in your mind. It's the same effect you'd get if you let a stranger jerk you off on a crowded train. It's the reason another person touching the back of your head feels so good when touching it yourself feels like nothing. The closest thing they're doing to actual healing is pressing down on you muscles and relaxing them, so when they stop the blood floods back in and it feels good BECAUSE AGAIN, IT WAS JUST FEELING PRETTY BAD.

The breasts I dunno, but the ass and right beneath the ass and right above the ass are legitimate. My mom used to massage those areas, too. Feels fucking painful as hell and ticklish because those areas are NEVER massaged. Afterwards it feels fucking great. Again, dunno about the breasts. No muscles there at all sooo

>Chinese ASMR Massage - Russian Woman at the Beach
>Russian woman
That's explain everything

Are you trying to tell us your mom used to molest you, user? Holy fucking shit.

I wonder if he's become numb. No longer seeing women as dat ass or a fine pair of tits, but as just a lump of flesh that he needs to massage.

Damn, she's cute a sfuck. Would impregnate.

this guy has quite the fanbase

There's a lot of lymph in the breasts themselves and the underlying tissue and ligaments are usually pretty stiff because they're so hard to stretch and they're always working holding up the breasts.

He rubs a black mans for about 10 minutes dong in this one.

girls LOVE butt massages

it will usually lead to sex too if you aren't retarded

Are you trying to tell me that muscles don't exist in the buttox, thighs, and lumbar parts of your body? They get wound up like every other muscle.

*knees your wife's ass*

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Lol, his YouTube channel is full of jerks. But seriously, we need to ge this guy more exposure. I want to see more.

*orgasms*

Yeah no shit your stupid motherfucker, but not from a fucking CHINK STRANGER IN THE BEACH.

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They're probably just stupid, don't realize what he's about to do, and let him, but he's not just groping them. There are muscles in private areas that are rarely touched, even during sex, that require massaging as well. There's some videos if you look hard enough where he explains to his clients exactly what muscles he's working on and where.

Also he calls it a "spiritual massage," which is accurate. He's not just physically massaging these women but he is obviously hitting sexual "pressure points" as well. Overall it's no doubt an overall stimulating and tension-releasing experience.

You do know that deep tissue massage actually does accomplish something physiologically speaking, right?

>CHINK STRANGER IN THE BEACH.
with a camera perfectly arranged to capture the "random massage" from the "stranger"?
It's obviously something these girls agreed to. It's definitely weird that it's in a public place with other people hanging out, but maybe it makes the girls more comfortable since they're getting their cunts grabbed by an old asian dude

>Alternately, of course something that feels painful will feel better when it stops happening, shit for brains. That's called removing the painful action.
Are you really saying all massages are bullshit?

>what the fuck is this shit
>checks video for him massaging ladies on the beach
>click channel
>forty minutes later I’m watching a half hour video of him giving a video tour of a Chinese supermarket in Brooklyn
What the fuck just happened? Why did I subscribe?

What's supposed to be wrong with women getting sexual stimulation casually?

Unironically the power of memes that allows him to do that shit.

It's not just sexual stimulation except for me who is watching it

You just got donged.

she was digging the nipple action

Using YouTube past midnight is always a mistake

Most women wouldn't be comfortable with what he does. I wonder how many decline or make him stop when he touches the wrong place

post link to this one

>all those views
>5k subscribers
People are really that lazy huh

I've seen this one, there's this part where he's like sucking on her belly button and she just starts petting his head it's pretty good

youtube.com/watch?v=XKb2ImdVYtY

thanks man
time to fap

Your mother shouldn't be touching your asshole, asshole. And muscle do not "get wound up", no.

Massage is a massively fake science.

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Can someone tell me how he gets to do this without being accused of assault? Sure, the women agree to a "massage," but they don't know it's going to be like this, do they?

>Massage is a massively fake science.
t. retard

Speaking of assholes, does yours ever get jealous of the amount of shit your fingers type?

This one is literally just groping her melons

We had this thread yesterday already

Because they say stop if they don't like it and he stops, not really assault

youtube.com/watch?v=RTrf9NNShQY

Buttox=asshole, now? Golly, gee, I guess I should really listen to you with your knowledge ther-
>Massage is a massively fake science.
Yeah. That's enough.

So does this shit actually fucking work? It looks like he's just doing random bullshit as an excuse to grope them.

Feel free to prove me wrong.

Massage is like hypnosis. They're both fake pseudoscience holistic medicines that don't exist and are more or less just people tricking you into giving them money for fake healing. Enjoy charging your crystals together, fags.

Those girls are naive and retarded, that guys just copping a nice feel of some pretty fine western women. Probably wanks off every night to the thought of it. Sad man

>Feel free to prove me wrong.
Get one by someone who's good and you won't be spouting nonsense like this ever again.

Of course, but how many women wants some dorky looking Asian dude rubbing their tits, ass, and pussy in the name of a massage?

He probably asks what parts they're comfortable with being massaged before filming.

Imagine being this guy
Some gross fat beaner creep

He has a bunch of videos of him massaging his asian wife.

>touch womans pussy, tits, stomach and intimate places
>"OMG fucking pervert sex assault!"

>do same thing but pretend your some kind of far eastern medicine shaman trained in holistic energy massage
>"Omg it really works I'm so relaxed teehee"

Oh my God it's like Tachibana Household Affairs