*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

what do ?
>ATTACK
>ARGUE
>INVENTORY
>RUNAWAY

Argue. I have no quarrel with him, but I must cross the bridge.

ARGUE

Try to get him aroused.

NONE shall pass

Attack, he's probably a weak cunt.

Would it be fair to say that you move for "no man"?

Attak

None Shall pass.

Have at you !

*CHARGES*

*teleports behind you*
heh, another sacrifice for my dark blade.

This but a scracht !

COME 'ERE PANTSY

I watch the better movie.

>Inventory
>throw The Book at him
This is obstruction of justice.

>GIVE FLESH WOUND

[MERCY]

[SNEAK] Clap my coconut shells together so he mistakes me for a passing horse

holy hand grenade

Worse gif though tumblr

Nice try.
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP NOW. YA MUTT

I turn 360 degrees and walk away

[SPECIAL] Fart in his general direction (poison status)

*regenerates*
Just.
A.
Flesh.
Wound.

I'm not done with you.

>The Black Knight is getting stronger !
>+DEFENSE
>+ATTACK
>+ART OF BLOCKERY

Have at you !

*charges*

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!

How did you even get coconut shells?

You tie them to African Swallows.

Camelot!

I can't hold back then..

It's only a model

Shh!

>What's happening ?
>The Black Knight is transforming !
>He's now a Even Blacker Knight !

Hehehe... Whatcha going to do now, pantsy ?

*Rises sword*

>DODGE
>RUNAWAY
>QUICK ATTACK
>DEFEND

quick attack

You think you can take on the Bald Demon?Heh

Recruit him to party. We'll need all the help we can get to defeat the Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three ere the other side he see

African or European swallow?

>The Even Blacker Knight is stunned !

Oooh... Me head..

Wh... What ?

>you got a chance !
>try to convince him !

>ARGUE
>ASK FOR JOINING
>ASK FOR HELPING
>ASK FOR MERCY

>CONTINUE FIGHTING

[ASK FOR HELPING]

Make the OP have a fatal heart attack, making the .png menace no more.

Huh ?
What do you want ?

>Here's your chance ! Go ahead !

pssh
nuthin personnel, kid

We require your assistance, great knight! My knights and myself are as of no inadequate to defeat the evil beasts that wait yonder the hills and caves!

O... Oh Well...
B-But... May I be rewarded for that ?

>ARGUE
>CONVINCE

...

May I please cross the bridge?

NONE
shall
pass

NONE!