Wife is on a business trip so I've got the house to myself for the weekend

Wife is on a business trip so I've got the house to myself for the weekend.

What are some engaging video games to play for PS4? Preferably with a long story mode. Planning to pull an all-nighter.

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>Wife is on a business trip

So you wanna play a video game to take your mind off her getting pounded out?

Play PS2 games on it.
Bully, Max Payne, Destroy All Humans!
All worthy of a weekend

You're better off learning how to please her bull when she brings him home.

Nier Automata

>Wife is on a business trip
sonybros are cucks

the fact you're gonna stay up and play video games as soon as the only adult in your life leaves is enough to know your wife is cheating on you

If you're also getting them from the sale, get Sleeping Dogs., Cheap as fuck and loads o' fun.

Bloodborne
Bloodborne
Bloodborne

... uh ...

Got a PC? you can play Ori & The Blind Forest or Hollow Knight.

Your wife is getting railed I hope you know this. Business trips are magnets for cheating

>my wife is on a business trip

My condolences.

Hire some prostitutes and have fun with them instead.

>Nintenbro nu-males thinking they know anything about the holy bonds of matrimony OR business trips

What, can't play games or pull all nighters while 'the wife' is around?

Nice comeback! Ebin!

your wife is gonna get tag teamed by Chad and Tyrone

Hit the gym and not the PS4, within 3 months maybe your wife will actually want to have sex with you.

Not OP but I try to only play games all day when the wife is at work otherwise I get bitched at for not paying attention to her. Pretty much all non gamer women are like this.

Why do you automatically assume it has to be a Nintendo fanboy?

What is 'paying attention to her'? My only exposure to modern women is that they like you in the same room as them while they watch like 10 hours of shitty netflix dramas while half drunk on box wine.

watching the shitty korean drama with her in this case cause she's asian. lol

>Wife is on a business trip

This is just like in my eroge.

PREP the copy of Horizon. Use the black disc your wife uses.

Actually giving her attention you need to watch those Netflix dramas with her and talk to her all about them, Women are like a permanently angry Tomogachi.

>Wife is on a business trip
OHNONONONONONONO
*INHALES*
UHUHAUHAUHUAHUAHUHAUAHUHA

>wife on business trip on xmas
Kek kuk.

>Wife is on a business trip
lol

>DURRR HURR THEY HAVE TO BE RELATED TO ME
What does it matter if your children love you as a father if they're related to you or not? I'd rather have adopted children that loved me than biological children that were shitheads.

What is this site's fucking obsession with cheating and cuckolding?

>Christmas
>"business trip"
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Try Marina's Cuckolding Experience OP

If you think about it logically, women really are gross creatures. Theyre cum receptacles with fishy fuckholes that bleed spontaneously every month for a week, and they eat with the same mouth they swallow urine and cum in and expect to be kissed there. Also, the moment a woman is naked all her allure and mystery is gone and shes just a nervous awkward fucktoy with lopsided breasts

Cuck

>door bell rings
>probably the ps4 I ordered
>get really excited to finally play Bloodborne and run to the door
>accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull
I've been crying for the last two hours fuck video games

>Wife is on a business trip
And you believe her?
Go to a whorehouse and sleep there entire weekend.

dr baitlove or: how i learned to stop worrying and get instant (You)s

What eroge?

I worry about this all the time. Mine likes to sleep on the stairs recently and I've almost stood on her tiny head twice this week.

>On business trip
>On fucking X'mas

That's a big red flag right there.

I can't tell if you are being serious or not.
Did it died?

FPBP
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I even have all the Sony consoles myself but this is nothing about brand loyalty and everything about OP being a beta cuck sandwich

Sorry about your loss, losing a dog is always fucking shitty. I don't know how soldiers deal with that shit regularly

>marriage
>in the year of our Lord 2017 nearly 2018
Nobody is this stupid right?

Bro, believe me, you should fuck a woman while your wife is gone or somehow make sure shes really in a business trip. I would never trust my girl In a trip on fucking Christmas. And if you don’t have any woman to fuck, I feel sorry for you.

MHW beta today through the 26th

What kind of girlfriends do you retards have?

I had to work quickly before the thread died.

>No bing! bing! wahoo 1up!

One fucking job user

...

Lmao

I fucked up.

Well, fix it.

You can still redeem yourself user

>Christmas
>business trip

You could try the GOTY.

Oh wait.

*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR*
Your time has come, nintenbro

...

Nice.
Saved.

See how many replies this thread got? That’s why.

Noice.

Just leave OP
The true can cause a strong PTSD for him

user, OP doesn’t have a wife. He most likely doesn’t have a PS4 either. It’s just a shitposting thread.

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>taking the obvious bait

kek

>b-but bait
don't kid yourself

See

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WHIR posters utterly annihilated, holy shit.

this

Th-the hats should be swapped around in this webm!!

MOMMY GIVE MILKIE

>Business trip
>On christmas
Next you're going to be telling us she took her library of ps3 games to pass the time.

>nintendo girl has fake enhancements to make herself look better
Seems about right

OP BTFO!

How fucking new are some of you falling for this?

I don't think anyone actually is. It's honestly hard to tell how many layers of irony Sup Forums is operating under these days.

It´s just for fun so stop being an autist.

>this thread

>need to wait for your life partner to leave in order to have fun
LOL!

source?

>tfw that image became the thing that it was mocking