Be me

>be me
>play online game, get into voice chat
>people get surprised at my "manly" voice
>tfw they treat your voice like a chad
Anyone know this feel?

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>be me
>go over to friends house to watch a movie
>get on the topic of girls he likes
>admits he's nervous because hasn't kissed before
>decide to help him out
>we make out and then things get hot
>sadly it takes 20 pages to get to the good shit

go post this on r9k you retard

I don't usually treat them like a Chad but I gotta say it is pleasing to hear a unique voice than generic whiny white voice once in a while.
I wish I had a manly voice, I probably sounds like ageneric mexican guy

this isn't video games you sons a bitches

*BREATHES IN*

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT

But it is Season 3a fucking sucked

Aren't Spanish voices supposedly romantic? I see ladies in cartoons fantasize about buff Spanish dudes ball the time, like that fairy from fairly odd parents

Why does she look like a bratty princess peach

what was the gift?

Something innocent

spanish is different from bean-speak

>be me
>playing tf2
>feel like saying something on chat
>"wow dude that rapist voice"

keep going or i'll kick your ass

Isn't this show for kids?

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Say please

Why would I say please if it ended?

How does someone have a rape voice

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Just add a Z to everything you say.

Have a voice that makes you sound like a meth addict

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I don't get it.
Did he get her an aphrodisiac or something?

I'm one of those people who only hits push-to-talk if i have a really situational joke or something that doesn't work with text chat

sadly this has led people who recognize me to request i say something amusing on command. That's not how comedy works you assholes

not all meth users are rapists you bigot

Please post something better.

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>be me
>don't play online games because I'm not retarded
>don't voice chat because I'm not a normalfag

Post sexy male voices please.

>deep voice european accent
>people agree with me even when im wrong
>people don't talk back when i bully them

american sissies love it

>people don't talk back when i bully them
oh god this. and when that one guy who doesn't get it tries to speak up you just whip out the amused condescension and they clam right up like a swatted child

i haven't done that in ages, feels like everyone has moved away from voice chat in-game in favor of shit like discord or whatever

As a deep voice black dude at least people don't beg you to say Darth Vader lines
Or say the lines of the Allstate guy

Which game?

King of the Hill Online

why do most adult americans still sound like theyre 16

is it all the soy?

Why do most adult Europeans sound like they're middle eastern

is it all the immigrants?

>say anything
>people start doing demoman and braveheart impressions

wew guess i struck a nerve there, sorry sissyboy nothin personal

People just make fun of my accent.

@400865215

well that was an easy (You) in the bank

Good feel.

19 year old American dude here. Most people say I have a Darth Vader type voice

no because I have the voice of a fucking 10 year old girl

no my voice is too soft to sound manly.
girls like it but guys say i sound like a boyband member

Okay Ahmed

post soy vocaroo plz ill keep u safe little boy

Marco came buckets inside her

but she's in a relationship with that alien looking guy isn't she? so that can't be it

She doesn't care

>I don't play competitive games because I'm scared
Found the soyboy

>from yorkshire
>americans all think I sound like jon snow
easy laughs quoting him in games

YOU FOOL. YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

Hi goldn.

>Be me
>Italian
>Strong italian accent
>Everyone calling me Super Mario and making sounds

I hate these people

Op here. I just used that star vs reaction image ti start stupid vidya discussion. This isn't a star vs thread, let alone a porn thread please dint get the mods mad

BING BING WAHOO

WAHOOOOOO

W-W-W-W-W-WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LETSA GO

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

>start stupid vidya discussion
>Stupid chat voice story
>vidya

That's exactly the kind of shit I hear every time.
Some times I was so fucking pissed off I intentionally lost 20+ min rankeds in Overwatch just to make my team lose.

this is a reply

>Implying Star cares

have you tried not talking like super mario

Mama mia, i can't help it

>porn threads are vidya
If you're gonna post porn at least post some good shit

It's my fucking accent, bro.
I tried to modify it, but it only changes a bit. Btw, my grammar is perfect, I just sounds goofy.

Also I don't really care about a little joke, it's fine.
But keep going for like 10+ min it's fucking retarded.

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Happens to me in real life, yes

In my experience, you're all faggots ingame anyway. Anytime I run into one of you I feign ignorance and occasionally meme and you all lose your shit. Losers.

>White and blonde main character
Why is this allowed?

Nefcy can get away with stuff

>I used a non vidya character in the op image to start a discussion about twinks wanting to listen to mexican rapists on discord
Lmao cool

Deep but You sound like you wear depressing glasses.

And a BING BING WAHOO to you too, young lady.

>my grammar is perfect, I just sounds goofy.

You okay user?

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>wanting to start a discussion about twinks wanting to listen to mexican rapists on discord
...I don't recall anyone mentioning Mexican rapists or discord but oh well.
People use non vidya images all the time but who cares. This is now a steven universe thread.
How do we fix the off model shit in steven universe?

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>never care for western porn otherwise
>it's 1000% better when you fucks post it on the chans
Why is this?

>dear penthouse forum

I don't understand what the fuck you just said

It's because other people are watching it.
It's like watching people have sex in public.
Marco and Star are fucking, and we are the audience.

>be white
>grew up in the city
>sound like a black guy on the mic
Perfect for trolling.

Your thread was thinly veiled from the start

Foreigner detected

Do you get called the racial slur that isn't meant for whites?

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Because its cute and perfect

I did, once.

>Have a shitty mic
>It distorts my voice to sound more like "a thunder god"
>New people I played with would comment on it
>Get new better mic because old one broke
>Now sound more normal and nasal
>Become the voiced joke of the group

I had a good run.

Who is the black guy in the image again? I forgot

boku no pico

>talk in vc
>get accused of using a voice changer
i just have a deep voice and a shitty mic

If you do drugs, you already lost.

I want to hear a before and after. I want to laugh at you too.

Any game where voice chat is relevant, is not a competitive game.

You're not a pro-gamer just because you pew pew 10 year olds with Tracer or Heavy.

It is ironically, due to all the hormones in the meat, eggs and milk.

Darude Sandstorm

Sounds like they're jelly.

Move your lips as you talk, you lazy and awkward fuck.

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Are you a guy or girl(guy)?