Look what just came in the mail

What could it be?

Kindle or videogames

2 switch games

Literally nothing: The Unboxing

attention seeking with a side of gay

Let's see

Inflatable dragondildos.

What's the deal with shitty Amazon packaging? It only takes one heavy object to hit that and cause damage.

Not wrong

But wait there is more

That's some good dogs right there

At least tease us a bit, faggot

>3 posts for the reveal

what the fuck op

i hope your kids have a fun time this christmas buddy! good parenting not going for battlefront or CoD.

This one is an amusing set of parcels in parcels leading to a 400+ post thread of never ending parcels.

>he bought a switch
Lmaoing @ ur lyf

Merry christmas everyone

This but unironically.
I take it back. You are a bad person.

Have fun, user. And merry christmas.

They put books i order in the exact same packaging so I had high expectation. but manchildren are still playing on consoles and still buy physical games

Post feet.

>buying physical books
>buying books at all
Take a look at this chump.

>Buying physical books
>Not having Morgan Freeman read everything to you
It's 2017, people!

>reading books
>buying books
*tips fedora*

>buying 50 bucks Rayman Legends on Swithc which is even inferior to the PS3 version
JUST

>Okami HD
Cool.
>Rayman for Switch
Why would you do this to yourself?

>buy shit from amazon
>arrival date 21-27 dec
>hoped it would be 21
>starting to look like it will be 27

>go to Sup Forums
>get upset when you see video games

your missing something bud

>arrives today

>Buy shit from Amazon
>Delivery date is monday-tuesday
>Package is actually delivered on saturday by some guy driving a Sentra

???

Shipping this time of the year can be shit.

>Mum orders something last week
>£7 shipping next day delivery
>Messages every day since fucking Tuesday saying out for delivery but never arrives
>She contacts them today
>Told it got stuck in the depot and only arrived about 2 hours ago

Fucking useless cunts, hope she wont buy from them again.

>okami comes out for PC
>buys the inferior ps4 version

>Why would you do this to yourself?
What's wrong with the switch version

physical > digital
nothing ever beats bookfeel, losers.

e-readers do

Its a horrible port.

>arrives today
>but estimated delivery is 7 days

S-STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS AMAZON

What about Dell that take 3 weeks to deliver because they don't have a big storage ?

>so why do you read?
"To learn the wisdom of the ancients; to learn how to be good; to trace the lives of heroes; to unravel the mysteries of the Creator."
>and you?
"I like how books feel"