What game has the dumbest lore?

What game has the dumbest lore?
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Reminder that Al Gore is a canon assassin

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As much as I love the games, Dark Souls lore is pretty retarded. The first game was decent lore-wise but then they started emphasizing on the whole "convoluted time" bullshit which just makes the whole thing fucked.

would donald j. trump be an assassin or a templar?

People count the comic tie ins as canon?

Kingdom Hearts

Charles Darwin appears in Assassin's Creed Syndicate, but because of lore in previous games he's a fucking moron who denies the obvious truth of divine creation.

>would literally Hitler side with the good guys or the evil guys
Hmmmmmmmmm

the good guys, then?

literally EVERYONE is either a templar or assassin

>first game
Demon Souls?

I'd actually say Dark Souls 2 had the best lore, but was the worst game.

DeS/DaS1, it was cryptic yet intriguing and easy to understand once you figured it out. DaS2 was decent but fell off with the whole Nashandra shit, DaS3 is just what the fuck.

I want Ryan Reynolds as a canon templar.

FFX
>lol daddy issues kid?
>I'm here from the world to take you with me at the request of your dad.
>SIN IS JEHCT
>your city that everyone knows about, and that I personally went to is actually just a dream.
>Jehct is a dream too, but he's still Sin(real)
>btw I'm actually dead
>btw You are a dream too, LOL
>TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR A HALF BAKED SEQUEL WHERE YUNA SEARCHES FOR HER DREAM MAN BY PLAYING DRESS UP!
I enjoyed FFX when it came out, but its by far the stupidest thing I've ever played. Its ridiculous even by Japanese standards.

DeS/DaS basically have no real lore, they are intriguing to play but in the end almost every accepted storyline or explanation is some fanfic written on a wiki. The canon story is so simplistic to the point of not really explaining anything.
Its basically just
>Good King got corrupted
>he bad now
>this Giant crow will trade with you and carry you around
>here fight a bunch of different bosses, lets say they are all bad now too.
>you beat bad king and relit the fires...for now
>the fires will help ward of the darkness and curse of undeath
Not saying thats awful, but everything outside of that is literally just written by fans.

DaS2 actually provided a story that more or less tried to explain everything, every boss, . Even if it added annoying mechanics like having to talk to that keeper every time you wanted to level up. I atl east admire the effort of them TRYING to give the game a story driven narrative that is congruent with the content you play.

anyone who says otherwise has never even glanced at KH story

Xenogears/saga, Drakengard/Nier.

according to libshits

League of Legends.
It was really good originally, but, removing the ‘League of Legends’ from ‘League of Legends’ is as stupid as it sounds.

Mario

Because everything is autistic fanmade bullshit

>Warlords of Draenor
>we're going back in time
>in an alternate universe
>to make an army of infinite orcs
And then they vowed never to speak of it again the moment it ended

that was the weird part? not the canon audiodrama where yuna and tidus are divorced, aurons daughter is introduced and sin comes back

Isn't there a thing where Tidus gets his head blown off?