>Somehow end up picking all the boost in the great blue map >end up at 1st place because I'm better than the other shitters. >stay like that until the last round >Get hit by blue shell >Nigger in second place uses the red shell he has been saving for probably 1 round >Sucker at the third position hits me while having a star >end up getting knocked out until I end up in 10th place >Sup Forums thinks this game is fun
This game is rng ridden casual garbage, it needs a no item mode and if you disagree you are the same as that dumb kid that ask for items to be on while playing smash with friends.
me and literally any person that starts the game and thinks that being good at the game means anything and it isn't just some RNG fest
Nathan Rogers
It's not rng the game is rubberbanding you
Easton Rodriguez
Don't stay in the lead dumbass
Bentley Fisher
>Don't try to be first in a race game because you will end up last >This is somehow acceptable.
Benjamin Sanders
I hate blue shell but its "iconic" so they'll never get rid of it. Worst feel doing poorly and getting the fucking blue shell instead of something actually useful. Oh boy, I get to help second place instead of myself! The bees from Sanic Kart was way more elegant first place punish item.
Joseph Perry
>one update made it so players couldn't be juggled thanks to a really long invincibility period >removed from online >but it remained in local play way to fucking ruin the fun
Michael Foster
>getting mad at the basic fundamentals that make mario kart, mario kart Go play forza or something for realism you fucking clown.
Ryan Butler
>Not having the drive to bounce back from 10th to 2nd when you're given a blue shell.
It's the game's way of telling you to fucking go for it user
>The bees from Sanic Kart was way more elegant first place punish item Except for the part where they were completely ineffective because whoever's in 1st is too far ahead for it to even be a problem, and that's not even looking at how obscenely easy they are to navigate through. SART's problem was that it had no real way to catch up to the player in 1st. Races basically consisted of that one guy who managed to break ahead of the pack, and everyone else being stuck in the fun zone.
Sebastian Green
rewind isnt realistic
Christian Long
l liked 64's Blue shell and CTR's warp Orb since they took care of everyone in front of the one that used it giving him and the ones behind it a chance, instead of just helping the guy in 2nd place.
Adrian Russell
>compairing it to smash items In Smash if you can't get the item you get the fuck away. You can avoid the bullshit if you're alert and skilled. You have to know what items are capable of and react accordingly. It's fair. Which is why Smash fags turning items off is laughable. As long as you don't set it to looney tune levels of drops the game is actually balanced for items. Hilariously it's the greater testament to the actual brilliance of the fighting system that was intended to actually be played that way.
Super Mario Kart is the only great Mario Kart that has a great usage of weapons as well as driving skill. I suggest Wipeout if you're looking to for an excellent racing game with weapons or even F-Zero GX.
If you're looking for a racing sim i don't think Mario kart is the right game. Every other racing genre has rubber banding meaning there is always some ENG aspect of it. Make one mistake and the cars that have enhanced speed will pass you.
Nathan Gray
>Getting hit by red shells
LMAO
Colton Reed
What really pisses me off is that this is the only MK where you can have triple shells/bananas and still get hit by a red shell without it even touching your shit. Happens way too often for me. Also annoying that triple shrooms can be stolen by touching them.
Austin Walker
It's funny how this is the same shit Sup Forums crucified MKWii for but 8 is a masterpiece
Matthew Clark
They put in a way to dodge the blue shell in 8 you just have to brake at the last second. It seems dumb but it fucking works.
Jose Reyes
>Mario Kart >no item mode Then it's not fucking Mario Kart
Ian Parker
Just curious, why won't they name it Mario Kart 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 in previous game?
Ethan Anderson
Nigger this is the best Online Multiplayer game for the switch. fuck Spat2n
Caleb Morgan
calm down special boi kekero
Samuel Perry
In my experience the person in first place actually gets hit with way less bullshit than the middle of the pack.
Eli Lopez
That's literally what the one in Mario Kart 8 does. It's the one from 64, but it's bigger and explodes on first place.
