The last character you played as takes you out on a date for Christmas

>the last character you played as takes you out on a date for Christmas

How does it go?

ok

>Zoey L4D
Cool

The Hunter

Is this good or bad?

>tfw no reverse-trap gf

Vampire Hunter D cosplay in Dark Souls III
Pretty good.

He's a silent partner, which is tops with me. I don't know how he manages to gobble up food so quickly, especially past that big helmet.

Guess I'm getting sickeningly drunk tonight.

>Guess I'm staying on shariz

No complaints

>blonde bimbo from Monster Hunter World beta
I'd probably better write a will first

>Zangief
Lifting with him would be fun, getting railed in the locker room not so much

Quite badly actually

>Ideal date idea is to sit in his office and eat the pizza he finds lying around
>keeps some sorta sex worker INSIDE his office, tells me of how she reminds him of his mom, bit creepy
>It's quiet only like 15 mins into our 'date'
>ask him about family to start conversation, ask if he has siblings
>immediately kicked out, what gives dante?

Being r6 it could’ve been worse

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A little on the silent side, but I can live with that.

>go on a date with teen gohan

Fuck yeah. We gon bang like bitches in heat boy.

nice

>character

Nioh's protagonist has no character.

>"Anything Else?"
>Dates almost over
>One last push and I can get on her good side. As long as I don't do anything dumb I'm golde-
>"Declare War"
>Blyat.

SMOKED

Ivy from Soul Calibur, cool but there won't be any sex I guess. Maybe I'll get to touch her boobies if I'm a nice boy and eat my vegetables?

>pregnant at 16
Kiryu was a bad dad

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But Raiden has a wife, and I'm no home wrecker.

...he does? I thought she left him for that old dude.

I bet she brings that little shit with her.

I wonder what date Kat would take me on?

>9S during Route C/D

I wouldn't say it would go well, I think I'll have to apologize to the people around me on why he keeps screaming about machines, humanity and 2B.

>aggressive, friendless, grumpy bitch
We have a lot in common, but I don't wanna get pegged.

Dinner and a bath but asks first if you'll pay for dinner.

>my Jedi from TOR

Haha, time for space adventures.

No, here's how it's go down.

>sit in his office eating a fresh pizza, with strawberry sundaes as dessert.
>pall around either watching tv or playing pool.
>listen to some kick ass metal.
>show some badass demon arms and tells me how they work, and how he got them.
>babes come over and I get to check them out.
>ask where Rodin's place is so we can chill over there for a bit.

I'd love to chill with Dante for just a day. Maybe id learn some demon hunting skills.

>not wanting to have a family diner with them.
>not wanting to pall around and talk about movies.

Sorry, you can't date my wife. Pic related, she stole my shirt this morning.

>tfw I am the dinner

Now now user, we both well know that Zero isn't a one-man-only kind of girl.

Bringing a whole new meaning to eating you out.

I healed her troubled heart and we got married.

Her high speed stomach churning flight powers would cause you to lose your romantic meal straight after eating it.

Guess I'll have to get used to prison Christmases.

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If we're not counting a WWE game, it'd be my Fatebinder from Tyranny. If we are counting wwe 2k, then pic related

I'm fine with either one

Probably something like this

>My Saryn from Warframe

Uh, I guess I just wont let her touch the food

It would be hard to impress her. Maybe she'd enjoy the dull but peaceful night.

>A 28 planet spanning hivemind
As long as I wont be the dinner I should be fine.

Here's your date activity for tonight.

>Dixie Kong

SHE

My hunter from 4U.

Do we go hunting? That would be pretty nice. Would love to head back to the Canadian Rockies and hunt shit somewhere. Sounds pretty comfy desu.

>Argonian master thief from oblivion
I hand him a bag of flour and two leeks for dinner and follow him around my apartment two feet away from him so he is in sight at all times. My precious Wooden Spoon and Pewter Plates require my eternal vigilance.
Sometimes I will stare at his general area through a wall. I ask him if he would like a drink.

I pour a cocktail. The moment he TOUCHES it, I flip out, screaming. "Thief! Help!". I run from the apartment at full tilt. A moment later, I'm standing in front of an untouched cocktail, and he just leaves, frustrated.

No homo but I'm okay with this.