Mommy

Mommy

what's that supposed to mean?

I want my sister to be my mommy

I wish I had a big sister like Camilla.

I wish i had a wife mommy sister like camilla

I want my sister to be my mommy and my wife

I want her to lovingly jerk my small penis.

I want to make my big sister a mommy

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I want my mommy sister to dress me like a girl!

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im not sure whats worse
footfags
people who think long nails are appealing and not absolutely disgusting and disease ridden
people who think painted nails are appealing at all
or people think that gag will do shit. its too fucking tiny, too fucking loose, and has no packing power. worst itll do is stop a few syllables from being properly pronounced and slightly hinder loudness

god i fucking hate these people

it's a real shame treehouse cut the petting minigame

there are no long nails in that picture

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thats why trump won

yeah okay man because nails totally normally extend past your fingers

thats fucking disgusting
atleast bite them off and wash your mouth out if you're too jewish to properly take care of yourself

I hope they are smart enough to bundle the new fire emblem next year with a switch, then I'd bite for sure.

mommy

Big sister's BIG cock! 13 inches of meaty boypussy wrecking girl dick!

I'd cum all over her feet.

those are feet you fucking monkey. as in toes
and the nails barely extend past the tip of the toe, perfectly acceptable for a woman
no one should chew nails of any kind. you sound filthy

God I wish I was a thick mommy and could draw porn of myself getting FUCKED

I want to get filled with her big fat mommy dick!

says the faggot who thinks their dirt claws are clean

>Spring has sprung

lmao I know they aren't which is why I said not to chew them you fucking retard who cant tell a hand from a foot

I want a gf who reminds me of my mommy.

small dicks are for bullying not loving

op has a mental illness

I-I want that too... Really bad...

This is a good thread

I can't wait for spring

Same! That means she has to be over 200lbs and has a big butt!

Is this the Mommy thread?

I want to smell Camilla's feet!!

I want to be strapped onto Camilla's wyvern have her ride me into battle.

of course you do, how many inches are you?

>into small dick humiliation
>7" dick
Fucking end my life.

I want a gf that'll be the big sister I never had

Cum inside Cumilla!

just get into chastity and shrink it down a bit
problem solved

ITT:Series ruined by waifu autists

Every single one of you fags are ugly dyel cunts

Yuck, my mommy doesn't look like that though.

I wanna fuck those sweater puppies.

I want Camilla to beat me up and step on me!!

i'm a miserable inch long when it's soft... most it will get when i'm really REALLY horny (AND forcing blood into it!) is 5 inches....

Can you 2 fags fuck off? This is a mommy thread. Not a gayboi threaf

I don't know what this thread is but it has mommy sister wife in it so I'm staying

>Older sister that raised you
>Becomes your wife
>Mother of 11 children
Mommy sister wife, simple

same

>tfw my mom actually kept in shape
looks like I lucked out

Is this peak mommy?

>like taller women
>6'3"

I know that feeling bro. It is not fucking fair.

gross

virgin asking what girls think or say if you climax inside them while saying mommy. talking them riding the semen out of you on top.

I want to drink her vanilla tasting tit milk.

Look at that foot pussy..

>start dating a cute thicc girl
>introduce her to my friends
>"bro don't you see it"
>i don't get what they're talking about
>"she looks exactly like your mom lol!"
>I've been dicking my mom's secret twin for a few weeks now and never noticed
>can't look at her the same anymore

>>into small dick humiliation

No you're not, stop fucking acting, no way you get your rocks off by chicks laughing at your dick. You meme loving shit

Don't forget piercings. I fucking hate piercings.

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if you have a gf that knows your fetishes and is okay with them then she won't care

if it's a ONS or some other roastie they'll think it's weird asf and tell all their roastie friends

Does anybody know who she is?

Yes.

So you wanna fuck your mother?

Is that you, Latino King?

I know, I'm sorry...

So we've gone from ass(brap)-posting to tit-posting to mother-posting. Interesting.

They'd probably never have sex with you again. Being a momma's boy is a huge red flag unless you're specifically targeting selfish desperate underaged guys

living the dream

its pretty common

Oedipus complex

yet Hispanic girls can say papi without it being classified as weird. double standards.

people have been MOMMY posting more than half the year, moron.

Could you tell me?

If you have money and provide for them they won't care. Just break them in slowly

>huge tits
>barely any hips and ass

>tfw every girl I've had a huge crush on resembles my mom in personality and looks

I love my mom! and based raita

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You should be sorry, go punch yourself in the balls maybe that will teach you to stop having a small dick

>only hispanic
im pretty sure everyone around the world says daddy and get away with it
as you said, double standards and as you can see in this thread, beta numales seeking attention of >women by making them feel better by saying things like mommy issues or oedipus complex

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Christmas mommy

All me

>tfw had a nightmare where I had anal sex with my mother and came inside her

MOMMY!

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All me

I could

ALL ME

>had a dream where my ex came into my bed and i was very hard and fucked her from behind
>wake up in the middle of the night and my mom is sleeping with me in my room
>can't tell what was dream and what was reality

>nightmare

I REALLY NEED THIS

Pretty please

All me

>mom sleeps in your room

ever had those "self-aware" (not lucid) dreams where you knew what you're doing is bad but you can't stop or control what you were doing? It's a nightmare.

All me