"Women are gamers too! We're 51% of gamers actually, if you include Facebook as a video game!"
"omg why can't I find a husband who doesn't fucking play video games smdh"
Same person. Try to guess which ideologically-driven games journalist wrote this on her blog. Hint; She isn't on IGN or Polygon.
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Go gay.
Turns out Gaymercon was just gamers convincing themselves they were gay to avoid this shit
But you can't choose to be gay, you're born that way. ;^)
>51% of gamers
L O L
O
L O L
And they call us entitled twats
>own their own home
I wonder why, you parasitic gold-digger.
She's 700 pounds, isn't she?
Rather... if she was put to the same exact standards, she wouldn't pass a single one, would she?
Honestly all I want is a pleasant-to-look-at gf who won’t cheat on me and will cook me dinner and has nerdy hobbies. Is that really too much to ask for?
>Is that really too much to ask for?
Yes. You are searching for a unicorn.
>Star Citizen backers
These are neither male or female as they were bred specifically to nevet breed themselves.
and what does she have to offer a guy which feat all those criteria? Did she forgot how irrelevant (s)he is herself?
Its gotta be, because all I wanted was a girl to to tell me she likes me and its never happened.
what does the girl look like that goes with this?
if its like a 10/10 venezuelan girl its fine. everything is relative
>Will cook me dinner
This is the biggest obstacle holding you back, honestly. Women aren't expected to be equal partners any more. They expect to be treated lile royalty just for showing up with their bagina.
Move to Asia if you want traditional women.
Damn this girl must be a goddess from those criteria
She looks like the typical Destructoid writer desu
absolutely nothing
To be fair, all this picture shows is that a lot more men fell for a stupid scam and bought a meme console.
Motherfucker better be the coming of Venus with those requirements
go 2D
"Lol
It's a meme when it doesn't fit my agenda xD"
I wonder how many men approached her. I wonder if the answer is zero (0).
I have to admit, I have my doubts that that's real, though I also wouldn't surprised to find that it is. Assuming that it is, real, though:
I have to wonder if people like this are capable of actual love. To be the kind of person who could be so openly and shamelessly mercenary...it just doesn't seem compatible with being a fundamentally decent person. A relationship that has this as its starting point...I don't see how there could be any real connection. I don't know. It's just so cold.
And that's not even getting into the fact that any man who was even *half* this demanding would be ceaselessly derided and condemned.
>No vets
Isn't it harder to be a vet than a human doctor?
Believe me, I would if I could. The best evidence that being gay is not a choice is that men aren't choosing it en masse.
maybe she just hates animals too?
Saved for future shitposting if anyone ask me why i prefers 2D waifu to 3DPD/realwomen
Did Van Heusen scarf strangled her dog?
Real women are trash
Managed to found her.
>no vets
and the vet failed to save it, pretty good backstory imo
What an entitled creep. Check your privilege, you mansplaining misogynerd.
Sociopaths are loving life atm, huh?
Anyone has a pic of this girl, to see if she is worthy of all she ask
>Holdo
>anything but a shit tier commander
Rarely see women ask for 6'2 or more.
Taller than her seems to be a universal desire, but often on profiles women put something higher than that, but it's usually in the at least 5'8 to 6'0 depending on the height of the woman.
Every now and then there's a woman regardless of her own height that just wants a man who's above 6'3.
I have a friend who's 185cm and she thinks men under 180cm are dwarves.
Don't think the image in op is real desu.
Not that user, but what irritates me about a lot of women is their double standards.
Like they claim to be feminist but modern feminism is just nuts. Women somehow have to be treated equally AND better at the same time somehow.
Like they'll abuse their husbands and tell their boys off for hitting girls but campaign for female boxers to fight male ones or some dumb shit.
I've always been a 50/50 guy. Equality is equality, warts n all. I want a partner that puts as much into a relationship as I do. Its so hard to find a decent person to be a friend to as is these days. Most people I meet in real life just seem so shallow and mindless.
I giggled when I watched the new Jumanji and heard the Yaas Queen line. But then I realise people out there might not realise that was a pisstake from whoever wrote that movie script and would have been like "yeah. Yaaas Queeen".
>Holdo was a person who rarely answered questions
Only in Tumblr Wars would such a person become a commaner.
That's the problem with people these days, user. They think of love as some kind of Disney bullshit fairy tale scenario.
ITT newfriends can't spot obvious bait
>ABSOLUTELY NO PROGRAMMERS/"COMPUTER GEEKS"
Well, damn. And here I had gotten my hopes up.
>I have to wonder if people like this are capable of actual love.
>love
What about Santa and the easter bunny?
"Love" only happens when you're attractive and loaded. The same applies to the other sex as well.
I imagine if it was fake the'd include dick size.
it'"s real
>and will cook me dinner
This isn't a thing now, if you want a woman who will be *your* woman then you need to actively work against them. Make sure they don't get a job for example, which they will then resent you for, forever. gg
Feels good to be 6`4`` , how do you manlets live with yourselves?
I was thinking it was fake since it didn't include dick size requirement.
>no cats
sociopath detected
Nice couch.
>Try to guess which ideologically-driven games journalist wrote this on her blog.
I'm guessing it's sarcasm / a dig at something. I've seen some entitled women when it comes to their men, but never anything that fucking retarded. You'd have to be a literal Disney princess/A list celebrity to expect guys of that calibre to give a shit about you
>tfw 5’7” but taller than both of my parents
How did my dad do it?
The word you're looking for is shallow, I think. It's hard to imagine such a shallow person having the capacity for "love" when all they can focus on is body metrics and money.
>videogames + men = hitler
Hmm this could work out well. If this explodes maybe i'm getting back less shitty games with no political propaganda in them.
>I have a friend who's 185cm and she thinks men under 180cm are dwarves.
Tall women who viciously attack shorter men are the worst. It really demonstrates how difficult it is for many women to develop any kind of empathy for men. Those women probably got shit from other people for being too tall, so you'd think if anyone would understand how shitty it is for people to mock and reject you because of something you can't control, it would be them. But no. Even with firsthand experience, they *still* can't find it in their hearts to say "Hey, maybe they don't deserve to suffer any more than I did."
t. toxofag
What does that weird neologism even mean?
Nah. If it were fake, it would say "Dick size is irrelevant, because I'm never going to fuck you anyway."
C'mon user, if you're going to false flag, don't make it obvious by including a loli anime girl profile pic.
Toxoplasmosis is the parasitic disease that make you love and defend cats so rabidly.
Even the Disney fairy tale has, I don't know, *feelings* happening. OP's pic just seems devoid of any kind of genuine human emotion.
My ex had all but one of those. She cheated. And I know she doesn't fuck without feelings. If she was just some horny girl i probably could've done it. But something had to behind what she did and the fact that she did that with emotion made me fucking sick
Probably cuz your mom cheated or your dad was cucked.
imagine being this entitled just because you have a cunt
You don't play video games?
I think "shallow" is insufficient. It doesn't really capture the cold, calculating nature of the words in the pic.
Pussy
So some idiots will actually fall for it.
Why is every single person that has such a list on display a disappointing, childish person that you'd never want to go out with anyway?
Why would she have a couch with human-like feet?
Ew. God, no. Who here plays video games? It's basically 2k18, come on dude, take a hike.
Not everyone is a triggered faggot pol retard who gets butthurt by seeing women
Read about the symptoms user, all of that is stuff women find sexy in a man.
Sorry to hear that mate. But if she cheated, she was a cunt in the first place, so good riddance.
I don't think lawyers and doctors and aerospace engineers will.
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this
>Tell people to cool it by being smarmy and a bitch
>be surprised at mutiny
>be surprised some of them ran off
>because you're too much of a cunt to actually tell people your plans
Literally caused tons of deaths because of her retardation and the movie would've been 1/3 the length if she had just told poe about the stealth plan
That character was so fucking retarded, holy shit.
The worst part is how Poe and Leia react to her as she was this misunderstood, unsung heroine.
Who the fuck cares about being a "gamer" you autist.
She sound like a neet. Is she planning to play video games all day when the dude will be working and cooking?
That's the grim reality that we live in these days, user. People lack empathy and morals, and most of it due to the failures of their parents and society as a whole.
I think i've encountered this but the only issue is she has some messed up upper teeth from a car wreck.
On the plus side outta all issues of the human body teeth are relatively cheap and easy to get fixed
Desperate, but you can't help it since you literally have a brain disease.
women are stupid
>this used to be 10% but I had to lower my standards
This bit, of everything on this post, makes me laugh to no end and I can't figure out why.
All this does it prove that women are genetically superior
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It's not about getting "triggered" or whatever. It's like this: If men could really *choose* to be gay, a simple cost-benefit analysis of relationships with women vs. relationships with men would lead to them choosing men every time, because women treat men like shit and gay men treat each other like friends and lovers. No man living in our current culture would consciously *choose* to be interested in women.
That and fucking a dozen different guys. It's what modern women all do.
Lol
keep telling that your yourself sweetie.
>mfw all these replies
>mfw my gf fits these criteria almost perfectly but I am slowly teaching her how to cook
I think I won the gf lotery my dudes
Absofuckinglutely. You'll never get it, women do not offer anything in a relationship except sex, and even then you'll be lucky to get it. Get rid of your notions of a "good woman" existing, those are fantasies written by men who are sad that they never found theirs, or it is lying propoganda written by women to further brainwash everybody. I'm sorry you want all that, but it will never ever happen because women are selfish, they have evolved to be that way, it is a survival tactic and it's a good one, but you don't want or need that shit in your life.
Movie would have been 1/10th of the length if poe didn't fuck up that big ship.
>poe decides to abort mission
>hyperspace out
>big ship with big ol fuck shit up cannons warps in with everything else
>fleet gets fucking destroyed in 10 minutes
Nigga your GF is >6'2 ?
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>didn't fall for the star citizen scam
>disregard bing bing wahoo machines
>saw through the video game dopamine trap
Face it, women are just better
can't take this seriously
>no vets
I thought bitches liked cute animals?
Also not vidya you silly poltard, saged.
is this the hourly incel thread where video games only appear in the first post?
fuck off you retards
men aren't allowed to have preferences or standards