What kind of games do you play with your girlfriend?

What kind of games do you play with your girlfriend?

She should do BLACKED.

What girlfriend?

Is she retarded?

NUT
NEUTRALITY

dude i shaved my right leg so it would feel like a girl

do you honestly think i can get a gf to play a game with

I'd watch her cream all over some nigger cock

We played Risk of Rain and Enter the Gungeon last night together. That was fun

C U T E!!

unironically this

Its pretty obvious that she's trying to turn the controller on and she is checking the top for the color bar to turn on.
Are YOU, by any chance, retarded?

>ex gf bugged me to play wow with her
>finally give in
>she bought me the games and even subscription time
>about half a year later we break up
>don't have to play this shit anymore

don't know whether to feel happy or sad about this breakup.

Kill yourselves, traitors

i don't have a girlfriend of mine own

but I do play Mario Karts with your gf, OP

PUBG

No h8

I agree. She's more Blacked Raw type

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We have played Mario party and mario kart a couple times. We also played Death road to canada but we haven't been able to beat it so far.

post more rare joosts

That's a lot of meat she is handling.

She's not even that good looking.

We've played a lot of mario kart 8 dx and snipperclips, the Switch is great for casual play with her.

I wanted to buy Overcooked for the Switch too, but the performance is shit, so we'll just play in my pc with controllers.

I really don't like your type of people.

Me and my gf play vaginal sex

Women?

Spot the homo

WHo is she? i dont keep up with e-celebs

Fable 3, Left 4 Dead and COD Zombies. We'll have more games to play when she unwraps her laptop

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I'm not going to play PUBG or EU4 or Coh2 with her, just casual normie games lol.

I will never get a girlfriend.

Solitude is the best partner in the end.

giv dumb gf

How much is the anal DLC?

>girlfriend
Haven't had one in 7 years and I'm not bothering with all that noise anymore.

www.yourbrainonporn.com

Reboot your brain. Get yourself well.

Agreed

I post on Sup Forums, do you really think I play video games?

>screamer
haha fucking ha

I cut off all communication to the girl I've been pretty hardcore in love with and was going to ask out this week. Even though I did it at the start of the month she has still has yet to notice, at lest from what my friends say. Honestly I don't think I'm ever going to date again.

Street Fighter V.

THat is if I had one of course

>vaginal

you fucked up

Man, I just read shit on there for 20 seconds and no screamer pop'd up.

You're freaking me out dude. lol

>your girlfriend?
Do you know where you are right now?

If you don't think firing your seed deep into the fertile womb of a woman isn't the greatest feeling a man can have cut your dick off.

Mainly boardgames (she's currently trying to get me into Catan and I'm trying not NOT to hate it but it's just not my cup of chai) but we mainly enjoy playing old ps1 games with vs or co-op modes (CTR being our go-to game during rainy days)

We don't really play anything together. I'm not huge on multiplayer games and neither is she aside from PSO2 which is garbage that I refuse to play.
We used to play Splatoon all the time but I sold my Wii U and she hasn't picked up a Switch yet.

Diablo 3

How does it feel to be loved?

ill be your girlfriend (male) user.

>start seeing a girl
>she has an Overwatch sticker on her car
>tell her we should play together
>”okay cool, here’s my PSN!”

And then I stopped seeing her

not included

Be mine instead of his he’s probably a fag

I'm a virgin at 25, never had a gf and never will.

fucking screamer, what is this 2009?

I don't know why but I find her confusion really sexy, I now want a non-gamer gf

not with that attitude

Then you belong on Sup Forums
Everyone else can go to resetera and neofag

25 y///o virgin reporting in

Smells like clingy girl stink

Same, except I'm 30

Why would you WANT to be here

How do you face loneliness?

I come here to get away from people like you.

What attitude? It's the truth. I'm not supposed to have sex, I once ended up with a girl in bed, but I didn't even have sex. Some people aren't supposed to do certain things. All my friends have gf's, but things like that just pass me. I don't know how they get gf's, well don't really care at this point, since I got vidya.

same

mario party but she is shit and gets confused and panicks over the mini games, i let her win some

>being this autistic that your willing to drop a qtgf because she doesn't play on PEECEE

Why so you can get datamined by Hiroshimoot? So you can deal with a will fully negligent mod team that lets dick threads stay up for hours?

What is there to love here?

>be 23 virgin
>be ugly
>be OK with being alone
>see girl
>start having panic attack
>start to have strong, horrific desire to tear off her garments, silence her screams with punches and fuck her right then and there.
I don't like how I'm losing control over my natural impulses.

Every other part of being completely alone is fine. This is the only real problem.

Post more joost faggots

You need a fucking prostitute

learn game faggot

>TFW even my brother, father, and grandfather are bugging me about my lack of GF now.

They all know I'm a legit autist and my brother knows no woman I've met as an adult has wanted anything to do with me without money being involved. I was hoping I would only have to put up with this shit from my mother/grand mother.

I just don't look at girls now. Try nofap, it helps with urges if you don't look at porn.

>thread about relationship on Sup Forums
>instantly turns into a depressive /r9k/ thread
this is why those threads should be banned here.

We played Mario party at a friends once but that was about it, she plays overwatch sometimes.

>tfw no qt not smart gf who doesn't try to pretend she's smart

Fortnite unironically

Save yourself
Been married for 5 years until one trip to the doctor told me I had E.D.

4 months of being feeling like shit when my wife wants sex and I can't do anything about it. Left me for a younger guy and cut me from her life because we didn't leave on good terms[spoiler/]

Lucky for me now, I no longer have that problem, and new live a happy and healthy lifestyle after she gone.

Woman can be down right evil.

There's drugs for that you retard

This is the best game to play through with a girlfriend.

Even if she's too dumb to dash and keeps getting sucked into Marx.

We cuddle and either she reads something while I play Dark Souls, or I read something while she plays Bayonetta.
She was supposed to be here tonight but she's sick. And so are my roommates.
Guess I'm alone for another Christmas.

For me it's like something stuck on my back and I can't get it off without hurting myself in the process.

>Women are evil
She left you because you're fucking useless.

Thanks for the reminder

Try them all, didn't work.
Found out I had a bad heart, and needed to replace a vain which cost me 5k

Even then, she didn't want to be with someone that needed a pill to get hard.

>tfw too good looking and getting girls is easy so now I'm bored with them

so anyway, just go on TRT and you will be fixed.

Did cialis and all the similar drugs not work out for you? I'm not attracted to women but that shit makes me get it up regardless

She and your roommates are having a fun time at Chad's house.

the pain from a bandaid eventually stops hurting

I like to play horror games, because its fun to scare her

Go get a prostitute my dude

Doubtful, since I can hear my roommates coughing from their rooms.
Unless Chad has some sort of ?get pozzed by the flu" fetish.

He said women CAN BE evil. As in, they have the capacity of fucking up your life. Easily.

damn

Dota.

And she never got mad at me after 1000 games.

That snake game on the FB Messenger app
The pleb has been trying to beat my record for days

there's no screamer. there are people literally paid to promote blacked and stand against those who want to fight against them

Mate there's always hope.

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