Are you going to buy his videogame next year, Sup Forums?

Are you going to buy his videogame next year, Sup Forums?

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Literally who?

I don't know who that is, but he looks jewish.

A fallen legend.
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only if I get to play as a balding, nasally-voiced cuck who stopped being cool 17 years ago

There's nothing inherently wrong with being a cuckold.

No, his talent is like his hair, it went away a long time ago

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If I don't, is he gonna sue me for 20 million?

this based man fucked & stole his beloved ex girlfriend and stole all his fans

absolutely cucked

Hello?

Is it me you're looking for?

JUST

Is this guy part Mexican? I never really liked Mexicans. I never really liked Maddox....

He's Armenian.

armenian

Is he literally the biggest has-been of internet culture?

Isn't he still busy suing people?

Hes making a video game? What is it?

>tfw want to call into The Dick Show, but I only called into the old show once as a gimmick and don't know what to call back saying

It's a shame that Maddox became such a cuck, Biggest Problem is and will be the best podcast I've ever listened. Dick's was great for a while, but now it's just kinda the same thing over and over.

Fuck this gay earth

Hes suing multiple parties, including his ex best friend, his ex girlfriend, and Patreon because the former two (who are now dating) called him a cuck online, and the latter because they didn't remove their Patreon when he reported it.

The entire suit comes to $400,000,000.

It's still better than Maddox's current show. At least the suit is interesting. I feel bad for Asterios, though.

For those looking for a quick rundown on the situation

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>I feel bad for Asterios
What happened to him? Honestly I haven't watched either in a while, last I knew about the Dick Show was when Asterios fucked that one mod from r/t_D, which was fucking great, that guy was such a faggot.

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>stole
Maddox sabotaged his fanbase.

So is this fucking bean flicker but I don't consider him anything but a bean flicker.

The other night in a drunken stupor I apparently wrote a story retelling the debacle between Dick and Maddox. I don't remember writing it, but it's a sci-fi story where they're both space pirates. It's obviously not done and there's only like a page, with typos everywhere, but I might fix it up and continue it. Dick is Peen Weinerstein and Maddox is The Angry Bison. They're fighting over Mighty Bison's AI girlfriend he programmed to pilot his ship who eventually became sentient and went with Peen instead.

Who was his ex? And what is she doing now? I'm interested in this

>Mighty Bison
Angry Bison*

She was just some girl that Dick met at a wedding who happened to be Maddox's ex. Maddox was at the wedding too, since the people getting married were mutual friends of theirs. She was three years Maddox's ex by that point, but he still flipped out at her and Dick for taking her home.

She now it Dick's girlfriend and happily lives off his $200,000 a year Patreon salary.

Thanks for the background. BUT WHO IS SHE?! Name? Picture? Website? Channel?

He keeps it all a secret. He calls her 80's Girl on air.

Armenian, not American.

that guy Dick masterson Cucked.

He basically the same as the Kardashians and JonTron.

Even if Maddox could win, where is all that money going to come from?

>tfw I met Maddox during the Alphabet of Manliness book signing tour

Feels like a lifetime ago

He's gettin' sued. Maddox is suing both of em and some other degenerates, but AFAIK Maddox suing Asterios is a separate suit because he lives in the state of New York. So Dick is pooling his money for everyone living in LA, but Asterios is going to have to fend for himself while Maddox is attempting to rape him legally.

I didnt have a face then either

Man, I hope he pulls through, that guy might not be a great solo but he's an amazing sidekick. Maddox is just spitefully suing people now, it's crazy.

tfw means that feel when, newfag. mfw is my face when.

Yeah, he might be a smug mofo and I'm fairly certain he lied about Maddox crying (remember that Sóan didn't back him up), but he's still entertaining enough.

If you read through the suit, it's got no merit and most of the things he posits either isn't illegal, doesn't have evidence backing it, or both. It's also full of unprofessional language in a legal document, such as "How's that for irony" after a point, and "Or so he thought", like he's trying to hook the reader.

I don't contribute to his paymeton, but Dick made references to 80sgirl being on set several times, are you certain her face isn't out there somewhere? Remember that practically everything is live recorded.

He's just a pleaser. Like he gets all excited in the moment and makes up stuff to tell people what he thinks they want to hear even if it's something that's can easily be discredited later. Basically the "my dad works at Nintendo" kid all grown up.

She's always off camera. He uploads clips from the shows on Youtube.

Isn't that Seth Green?...Tom Green?

I forgot his name

4CHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Maddox was the site owner of the most popular humor site on the internet (and the absolute worst WoW Guild). How did he allow this mess to happen?

Moving to LA and getting caught up in the social-justice infested improv comedy crowd.

You are king spazz! Wear your spacky crown with pride!

Ironically enough, the internet moved on without him. He kept clinging to his shitty outdated website and his silly books that he later disavowed, but nobody was listening. When he did jump onto the twitter/youtube train it was far too late.

He's no longer faceless and can't take it as well as he can dish it out.
He outed himself as just as weak as everyone self.

If he was a 6'5 muscled black man with the personality of Christopher Eubank, he could have prospered.
But a sensitive balding Armenian just doesn't cut it.

Also this.

>such as "How's that for irony" after a point, and "Or so he thought", like he's trying to hook the reader
That's fucking hilarious, classic Madcucks.

Is he actually making a game, though?

What exactly is maddox even suing over?
>They called me a cuck so I need 40 MILMION DOLLARS
>defense team plays a 5 minute clip of maddox saying it's okay to be a cuck and that letting your significant other sleep with strangers should be viewed as normal
He is going to literally be laughed out of the courtroom. Also, has any other "web celeb" ever crashed and burned this hard? Maddox was king of the internet like 20 years ago but he's a literal cuck now.

"i can draw better than your children" was an internet gem, back in the day

Lowtax is irrelevant and spends his time drinking box wine and taking ambien in his strip mall office, and I don't think even he is as sad as Madcux.

Hello 15 year old. Maddox was already way past his prime and dipping into cuck territory by that point. Do you also consider season 20+ of the Simpson's to be "the golden age?"

Don't forget sucking Zoe Quinn cock, he's literally one of her dickriders now.

Lowtax hit rock bottom when Uwe Boll literally beat the shit out of him over his review of Rampage.

Dude I'm pretty sure he's talking about the original article from 2002. It's funny I remember he did two articles on crappy children's art but stopped because he didn't want to kill the joke by overdoing it. Then years later he did realized he needed to mine it for everything it's worth and made a whole fucking book out of it or something.

I think he means the original article not the book

Oh I see. The book was absolute shit and I thought that it was being shilled for. I was mistaken.