Who is the most based gamer on youtube/twitch, and why is it DSP?

Who is the most based gamer on youtube/twitch, and why is it DSP?

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Eceleb threads aren't welcome here

BASED DSP WORKING THE V SMARKS INTO A SHOOT

then why do the mods allow giant bomb, SBF and EZA threads?

Wowww dude, how the fuck was I supposed to know that?

THANKS FOR THE MONEY STUPID FUCK

MAN I'M STUPID

DSP is your typical Sup Forums poster. He can't play for shit and complains about everything

The only Sup Forums approved e-celeb.
BASED DSP!!!

I'm a mature adult.

They are, unfortunatley. Mods wont do anything about giant bomb so we should be allowed to have a dsp thread.

Favorite dsp moment?

>Claims he has no money to spend
>Bought new Christmas decorations because he didn't want to use the ones he got with Leana
>Bought new decorations for his yard because his new girlfriend picked them out
>Buys Blu-Rays instead of just torrenting movies
>Buys games digitally instead of being smart and buying them in-store cheaper
>Bought a new car because the salesman said "it's a buyer's market for cars right now"
>Bought a lot of alcohol for "streaming"
>Buys takeout all the time

BASED DSP

I like the dark souls memes.
youtube.com/watch?v=v0_Iu2uwWoE

You're trapped in a sealed room with a 24 hour supply of oxygen. You can't escape unless DSP beats the last game you played during that time. How fucked are you?

DSP THE BASED GOD

NOTHING I COULD DO!

>Claims he has no money to spend
>Bought new Christmas decorations because he didn't want to use the ones he got with Leana
>Bought new decorations for his yard because his new girlfriend picked them out
>Buys Blu-Rays instead of just torrenting movies
>Buys games digitally instead of being smart and buying them in-store cheaper
>Bought a new car because the salesman said "it's a buyer's market for cars right now"
>Bought a lot of alcohol for "streaming"
>Buys takeout all the time

Oh yeah, pay for his escort

MUH HOUSE

Factorio.
Just end it now.

WHY IS DSP SO GREAT

based

>Sup Forums is the only place that likes him

Only experienced players could beat Factorio in 24 hours to begin with.

WHY AM I TOXIC

okay

ironically

youtube.com/watch?v=_-oCq0ClyAc

Where were you when Destiny got BTFO by DSP?

BASED AS FUCK HOLY SHIT

>0 favorites

FEEL SORRY FOR ME
GIVE ME MORE MONEY, SUCKERS.

>mfw I check and it's not even fake

H O M E C O O K E D

>*deep breath*
>"alright. ...uhhhh?? it's not working."
>*presses buttons*
>"oh i had to press start"
>*skips tutorial*
>"how do I shoot? the game doesn't even explain any of this"
>*dies to first enemy*
>"DUDE LOOK I'M PRESSING X AND NOTHING HAPPENS. come on man!"
>*dies again*
>"I almost got him that time"
>*barely kills the enemy*
>"alright now how I use potions? the game doesn't tell you any of this"
>*starts fighting another enemy*
>"i need to heal"
>*drinks potion mid-combat*
>*enemy kills him while he drinks potion*
>"WOOOOOW DUDE I DIDN'T PRESS THAT! COME ON! i'm done dude this is so stupid AH AH AH AH"

>went to SCHOOL for finance
>is going to lose his house in January because he didn't pay his taxes

>try to steal MY 300 viewers?

he's the biggest piece of shit on the planet

>Favorite dsp moment?
That one part where he goes 'wow.'

He's literally our guy.

I like how to this very day he always brings up his finance degree after proving countless of times to be an absolute failure when it comes to finances.

I read all that in his voice.

Can't make this up

I need that money I really do

>dsp loses gf
>gets another one immediately

H O W

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SINGLE FOR CHRISTMAS?

you're forgetting one major point that differentiates Sup Forums from Phil

Phil isn't aware he's a fucking obnoxious prick.
Sup Forums is.

didn't he just hire a hooker or something

Reminder he pretended an escort was his gf

This makes a lot more sense than I'd think.

jealous detractors

Those are all business expenses dood, cahm awwn.

The gf is very likely to be legit since he is an eceleb and he got his first girlfriend also by literally doing nothing, she approached him online and he basically just had to agree to a relationship.

based alpha dsp thats why soyboy

destiny is such a retard though. He literally thinks he's a "genius entrepreneur" because he had the idea to play video games on the internet and stream them.

>check DSP thread
>filled with wifesonsofkuckjima niggers OBSESSED over BASED phill
>shitty attempts at undermining him
>hfw he is playing games and having fun whilst you get bootyblasted the SOK fucking died adn secrets leaked
phill is actually quite a good LPer, may not be the best at games but atleast he is cool and does things differently, most of the games he plays are first times with no knowlege of the game, his HEAVY RAIN lets play is fucking kino

Baldurs Gate. I'm fucked.

>What the hell? That mage made my ENTIRE party sleep. Wow. TOTALLY balanced my ass.

kys phil

...

dire financial straits

Is his new gf hotter than Leana?

money, duh. He has his own house and it's huge

What does Sup Forums think of Black DSP?

>kys
lmao get bent loser

He seemed to have a passion for video game streaming years ago, but now he does it because it's the only way he knows how to make a living. He's said he would have to go back to school just to get a job in his field and even if he did he's got such a widely known reputation that getting a job in the first place would likely be difficult, not to mention having a hole on your resume isn't very appealing.

>but atleast he is cool and does things differently

t. phil

Of course. Leanna was old and busted so BASEDSyde Phil replaced her with a new, shiny red model.

he apparently forces them to cook for him and shit
why do they subject themselves to that

He hates THOTs so he's alright

>chicks lining up to bang him

what the fuck?

she wouldnt make him dinner meals so he kicked her lazy ass out.

based phil.

>wins a sf2 tournament 10 years ago that was stacked in HIS FAVOR because he was the only one there that was familiar with a bad port of sf2 while the other competitors were not
BASED PRO GAMER PHIL

I prefer a penne

>super turbo

> retard shit
Ok kid
Pic related best YouTuber

equally based but different reasons, he destroys thots and fat bitches

yeah he went sorta down in quality ironically after he stopped recording from his TV with a camera

>SOkucks

...

THIS IS LOW

More like dead youtuber. All he does is stream on twitch now. His movie will probably be shit as well like most kickstarter movie projects.

She's old news, where's the pics of his new GF?

you mean the hooker he's paying to pose as his new girlfriend?

Women love being subservient to rich and powerful Alpha men like DSP.

NIGGER

Oh no, you're joking right?

I actually like DSP's personality but his let's play commentary is pretty awful. He pretty much only reacts to what is going on in the form of what is happening on screen. If the game doesn't challenge him he will pretty much do nothing at all except for picking up low hanging fruits in the form of childish jokes.

It's funny when the game challenges him since he will get frustrated easily but he pretty much just swears around at those times and insults the game.

kek