NieR had the best video game moments in 2017. Mario? Zelda? Fuck outta here

NieR had the best video game moments in 2017. Mario? Zelda? Fuck outta here.

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>If you guys try to cut Destiny, we're gonna be here all night... How about that?
It's making it to the top 10 and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
And Breath of the Wild is gonna gain the number one spot because of him, too.

>Breath of the Wild winning
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
SAVE US, JEFF
Although PUBG winning ain't much better.

Bend over

Vinny/Dave buddy cop movie when

>Hey Abby, why don't you shut your trap if you have nothing to say.

brad...?

>RYAN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dream Daddy is game of the year

which category will be the one where Abby gets fishhooked and bent over the table while everyone cheers, and who's gonna be the one to do it to her?

>abby seriously shut the the fuck up. u know how us cali niggas do dis shit.
jeff you cant complain about cultural appropriation and then say nigga...

everyone would be a suspect

>Chicken dinner being one of the best moments
You faggots called it, but it still made me mad

They lack so many good games and praise so much mediocre shit, and people fall for that. Funny to watch

so we now all agree that it's fucking weird that nobody knows how Giant Bomb makes enough money to pay employee salaries, much less fund travel expenses and turn a profit for their parent company, right? none of us actually TRUST them anymore, being the most blatantly corporate-backed ecelebs possibly of all time, right? we all see that Abby was chosen to join the GB "personalities" due to (((nepotism))), as a launching-off point for her "comedy career", despite being painfully unfunny, right?

>inb4 "mentally ill"
>inb4 "obsessed"
>inb4 "quit being mean to muh friends"

these videos will be used in the 48 hours episode about her disappearance

Everyone knows their taste is shit. It's fun to see them pit themselves against each other in the podcast colosseum.

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O B S S E S S E D

I believe you and I'll keep it in mind.

At least you're not posting your gay pasta anymore

Abby’s got a penitentiary body

posting best member

premium subscribers + merch store + website ad revenue + selling ad spots on one of the most popular podcasts in the world

The new hires were a mistake

Is that really Dan? He looks chad af here

preloading the rot I see

Very surprised that they aren't all bending the knee for her trash opinions and she's (rightfully) getting shut down at almost every turn. Dirty jewess needs to fuck off already

Aren't they owned by CBS? There's your magical giant money source right there.

Has Hitman been made easier?

yep
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>implying that it's enough to employ 9 people and two offices+expenses

STOP SAMEFAGGING

Coincidence?

It's amazing so many people hate Abby when Brad fucks up every fucking discussion.

I think you're a weird man.
You admit that you were so obsessed with these guys that you went to their convention panels, considered them your surrogate friends, met with the community and now you follow threads about them on Sup Forums to try to warn people not to fall the way you did, I guess?
And you think they're making money by indoctrinating people into being liberal trannies? Because the guys that made Secret Hitler also have that as their goal, apparently? And that's why you went to Sup Forums and posted your copy pasta saying that "they need to be taken down next"?
You're a trainwreck of a human being.

when they still reported sub numbers there were around 30k

at $5 a month that is more than enough to cover salaries and video hosting

Brad has seniority and at least his bad opinions aren't politically driven

Have you listened to Brad talk about games and then done the same with Abby? Because then you'd know why that's the case.

Brad is so petty and childish and stubborn that it's gotten funny to me. The 2011 podcast where he cries until he gets his way and Skyrim gets the GOTY award was kino.
Truly /our guy/

they actually dont travel a lot, thats why they now just do the "talk overs"

JUST POST CUTE ABBY PICTURES YOU /SS/

Abby is awful but you know she's not going to stay. Brad however been there forever and at no point ever got better.

All this nier bullshit has convinced me to give it a second chance.

So what the deal? I have to beat it once before it gets good, or after X hours, or what. I can’t remember when I uninstalled last time but it was pretty early on.

>cute
>abby
oxymoron

here you go, a lewd rare abby

the best part is he argued that skyrim was his favorite game ever and he'd never stop playing it and he literally never talked about playing it again unless someone else brought it up and he'd say "yeah, I fell off"

I like Brad for the exact same reason I like Abby. These podcasts are fun to watch because of the kindergarten tier debating.
Of course Brad gets more respect because he's the king of getting his way and a veteran of these GOTY wars. Abby needs to improve on her skills.

Here's my favorite rare Abby

Doom was his number 1 last year and he even says his list this year is just a tentative thing that are just lockins for a list he may eventually write, it's only a top 8 and they aren't even numbered.

A. play through once and do all the side stuff you want
B. play through again with secondary character from different perspective, finish side quests you didn't get to
C. play from the combined ending of A and B
D. play from the ending of C

abby just needs to give up her holes for support in the arguments next time
she'll never have as much clout to throw around as brad

whoa every mario/zelda game relase is "best moments"

...

Just starting the podcast having read a little bit about how Best World is 2 hours of trying to figure out what World means and BOY ALEX SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED YEEEEAAARRSSS AGO

I suspect it's more about him defending his shit tier taste (that he imports straight out of his twitter feed and neogaf) than him actually caring about the games. He was a victim of the Skyrim hype and that's all she wrote. There was no choice but for it to be the best game of 2011.

he hangs tho

Loved that segment. Jeff had no fucking idea what the hell was going on. One of their very first cuts was NieR, of all things. Meanwhile, everyone in the crew had a different interpretation of what it meant.

>he thinks that reposting my posts is somehow offensive to me, instead of making it easier

>premium subscribers
ballpark how many you think there are, I'll let you know if you're close
>merch store
annual subs get a free shirt, only the odd turboautist buys more than that, and merch margins aren't significant. remember, we're talking about roughly a dozen NYC/SF annual fulltime salaries.
>website ad revenue
fucking lol, how much do you think they get from this in a year? website ad revenue has never been lower, and premium subs don't even see ads, so if you overestimated the number of subs above, you just hurt your argument for this
>selling ad spots on one of the most popular podcasts in the world
you don't know the first fucking thing about podcast ads user. these make them a bit of dough but nowhere near where they need to be to support all the salaries. also you forgot youtube revenue, but again, it's not nearly as high as you'd think.

if there's one thing massive media conglomerates are known for, it's acquiring properties and allowing them to leech money indefinitely with no benefit

you haven't seen what I've seen. the facade they put on for the cameras is nothing like the reality of the situation below the surface. you don't have to believe me, and I can't make you; the stories I have to tell are too personal to tell anonymously. it's not just about the surrogate friend thing, it's about how they use that as a way of pushing politics and influencing commercial demographics. the line saying "they need to go next" wasn't a threat or a personal army thing, it was kind of a throwaway line---they're killing themselves faster than user could on a good day

good GOOD good
I think than good
GOOD
so GOOD

it's great isn't it

>ALEX WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>SHUT OFF THE RECORDING

Biggest mess is fun so far too, sadly not as much of a trainwreck
fucking EA lmao

>jason "i do not like the cultural appropriation of that world" A-Striker

phew, lucky you got that in there bud, people may have thought you were some injun hunter!

>only the odd turboautist buys more than that
What do you think the Giant Bomb subscriber base is made out of?

>annual subs get a free shirt
I don't think they do, they get like a $15 gift code or whatever don't they

It sucks, before the East/West split he was off on his own and never a part of anything for years, and now he's essentially the fucking Brad of GBeast

>post talks about taking one line and ignoring the rest
>proceeds to do exactly that

bravo

Play through Route A at least, if by the end you're not a fan you're probably safe dropping it because while C is far and away the peak of the game B is a low point for most people. So if you don't like A I don't see B winning you over and that's like 80% of the game between the two, and all the crazy shit in C is only gonna make an impression on you if you're already invested in it.

If you do like it and make it through Route C make sure you use the newly unlocked chapter select to pick whatever ending you never got the first time to unlock the Ending E that everyone's going fucking nuts over.

Fucking Brad alone presents like three different interpretations during it that are all absolute fact and have been the whole time, it's a journey.

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He was the fucking "WORST GAME OF THE YEAR REMEMBER TRUCK SIMULATOR LOL" guy for years.

thanks for the bump, can't have the thread falling from page 1

wait who is this other fucking guy with glasses and a beard?

again I haven't subbed in years but that used to cover the cost of a single shirt. did they jack up the merch prices too since I last checked? wouldn't surprise me

lots of kids/teens with minimal income, who'd rather spend money getting in on livestream chat than buying a dumb shirt

one of these days Sup Forums will have an actual eceleb board and it will be glorious, literally every board will rejoice

On the very right? I think that's supposed to be Dan.

Abby

Thanks. Looks like it’s about 10 hours for a play through?

no dumbass, the one in the middle

>did they jack up the merch prices too since I last checked? wouldn't surprise me

I don't know, I never looked at the merch store but I was a sub at some point and got a 15 shekel voucher
You'd at least have to pay for shipping, right

rorie, jason, vinny, dan

>one of these days Sup Forums will have an actual eceleb board and it will be glorious, literally every board will rejoice
and thats exactly why it wont happen

Vinny

that looks literally nothing like vinny, hes balding

I guess, it's been so long I can't remember. my old Whiskey Media shirts are collecting dust in my attic

2tru

Does Mary Kish have good taste?

she'd have to sit on my face for me to know for sure

Man I really like PLEASE STOP type of shit
Never play any of those games but hearing about EA and WWE is really fucking fun

Maybe I just want video games to be terrible

She really is best grill

the first is the longest if you do side quests, 10-20. you can rush through the rest in ~5

hollow knight isn't even good

that slug cat game is 10000x the game of hollow knight, but it's too hard to be anyones #1

seriously has to be the most divisive top game of the year. People seem to either hate it or think it's GOTY.

I just want to check her vagina to make sure she has one, and not even in a sexual way—I just refuse to believe there's any biological female in the Bay Area capable of good taste in video games
>tfw burned too many times before

that was drawn during the endurance run i think

the best taste

No one has put Nioh in their top 10.
The last hope is Jason.

She had Divinity OS 2 on her list so yes

Moving past entry level Asscreed bing bing wahoo games is a sign of good taste in my opinion

you don't understand how this website works, just go back to where you came from
>one of these days Sup Forums will have an actual eceleb board and it will be glorious
even if they added a new board specifically for these retards they wouldn't use it

dem toes

based

Jason won't fight for it, Nioh is getting absolutely snubbed like tons of amazing games this year in favor of a Nintendo and Nier circlejerk.

As an aside, when you get to B it's very tempting to switch off mentally because "welp I've seen all this before". Do not. Particularly if you paid attention and did sidequests in route A, many of the repeated things carry a lot more meaning once you've got the context of having beaten A. Realizing this is what makes route B not feel like a chore.

drew said no to that.

>mfw it doesnt hang