Here's your Christmas present son

>here's your Christmas present son

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Thanks, mom.

Thanks for the chest braps dad

Tits are too big, no animal ears, shit gift

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It's exactly what I wanted, thanks dad.

I love those ribbons.

Sorry I couldn't find the thing you wanted. But one of the workers recommended an older model that's supposed to be just as good

I wanted a nintendo switch, mom. Why did you bring me a cow?!

I'm fairly certain that is not how breasts work. You'd be able to see both areola if not at least one in full while being able to see hints of the other with tits that big.

Senran nipples are hidden with ninja magic

Aw man, they were all out of Ikarugas?

thats hot and all but the reality is that in the future these may be what people get on their 18th birthday. The tech is slowly making its way here.
Imagine being able to go purchase a Haruka from the local sex shop for $200. Though I believe the governments of the world would set up special regulations for them. Such as You can only keep it if you pay a special tax each month which would make up for you not having a "real" partner. You would be given free repairs,replacements,and backups of course. or you must ask enough women out before you can check out of the dating game and buy one of these beauties.

The best model.

>special tax
>forced to ask out women to use your product

From one American to another, reassess your concept of what "freedom" means before you let shit like this become a reality

How do I achieve the Haruka-sama body type?

Moooom, where's her penis? You didn't forget her meaty futa penis, right?

>not Mirai
Thanks for fucking everything up again, Dad.

older models are better looking and much more reliable

>tiny nips on big tits

ugh gross dad

F A T

Even the oldest model?

I'm sorry son, I try.

I love you.

I want Haruka to use my butt

Fat T I T S

>you will never wake up to a senran under the tree waiting to full your lewd desires

>keep calling her mommy even though she's like 10 years younger than me

Happy birthday, Mirai!

why she have no nipples

>Not Miyabi

Ya dun goofed it dad.

*bong rips over mic*
>DUUDE
>WEED
>I SMOKE WEEEEEEEEEEED
>I'm so BAKED right now
>Yeah I'll cap just let me get BLITZED

Can I get Mirai instead?

Really? Happy birthday cutest Senran.

>not sopa de cangrejo
sorry papa but homura is the best

>Oi guvna, you pay ya waifu license this month?

How do I get a lewd titty gf like Haruka bros?

You don't. Girls are just as lucky to develop huge tits as you are to find one in the first place.

Find a girl with a thick lower body and cinnamon bun hair, then buy her breast implants

Fuck, your dumb little post just made me ridiculously sad.

You don't.

Secretary attire is just the fucking hottest. I need a secretary Senran set.

>you will never have Haruka as a secretary
Why even live

I want to lick the sweat from Lady Haruka ojousama's sweaty soles, in between her toes, between her soft thicc ass cheeks in her crack, and from her sweaty hairy armpits! I also want her to finger me and maybe even p-peg me kyaahh so lewd >///

>"Here's your updated itinerary for the day, sir."
>she places the paper stack on your desk
>her arm presses the side of her boob up slightly in her ridiculously low cut V-neck
>she bows with a sly smile
>her arms held together at the sides and her generous bow smooshes her triple digit bust way up and out of her cleavage gallery
>those puppies are literally overflowing from her top like they'd spill out if the load bearing button below them popped off at that moment

>you will never wake up as a senran

Let's all talk about what we'd do to Haruka-sama/let Haruka-sama do to us

I bet her cocklust would be insatiable, she would probably take multiple anons on at once. Maybe two to three to the same hole at a time even.

You wish to be the fat titty girl?

I'd let her shove her tits in my face and forcefully hold me there until I pass out

>let Haruka-sama do to us

Any damn thing she wants.

Nice I like it bet they'd smell heavenly I'd let her step on my cock in heels and ballbust me

Secretary outfits altered for cleavage exposure are incredible.
I didn't think they'd find a way to improve secretaries, but they did.

It would be divine.
I can't see it as anything other than the best fate to befall a person.

She better switch sometimes otherwise I'm bailing on the relationship.

God yes

She kinda looks like best girl from Oreimo.

Do you guys think Haruka-sama would be into making her user slaves do gay stuff to each other/forcefem? I imagine she'd get off on the whole complete submission and domination aspect of it all.

Like I bet she'd force two anons to wear her sweaty used lingerie and milk each other then force them to drink each other's pee/cum cocktails like something from Starless

Secretaries were already the top theme for lewd in the first place too. Cropping the tight little pencil skirts even shorter is an obvious way to improve them too.

I would tell her to fuck off and stop bullying Mirai all the time.

I'd let her engage in a consensual relationship with me

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Go on

That page but it's Haruka.

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the other girl is the kids step sister

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You best provide a source, boy

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>'i love you'
Fucking hate when parents pull this bullshit when you're upset and try to bait the 'love you too' out of you. And then they just pretend like everything's alright and they never fucked up and they never learn their fucking lesson.

Nothing more frustrating than parents, I swear. Especially when they're emotionally repressed morons who never want to just have a fight like a normal family.

I've never played senran but i always come to these threads to get hard, fap, and save the best lewds. I know all of their names and backstory too.

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>step-sister
>step
Well that's a bit disappointing

all family relationships are hard because you can't choose your family, so obviously it'll be tough. but yeah, people will say that you're autistic but i agree

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Especially the oldest model.

Why not pick one of them up then?

It's his actual mother though, which is the important part.

Interesting. How does it make you feel when they do that?

hibabu

This isn't the fuckin' Cat I wanted, what the fug.

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This one is also fantastic.

Because i already have a massive backlog of good games and i don't need to waste time playing fapbait games when i can fap to them just fine without playing the game

beach date with purple

Submissive poses for secretaries are the best.
I want to rail a busty secretary over my desk someday.

Thanks for those user.
>there will never be a scenario where the Hanzo girls have to go in disguise as secretaries
>they're all fucking horrible at it because shinobi training doesn't teach them how to do office work
>endless hell of wardrobe malfunctions, sexy humiliation, and discipline from male superiors when they make yet more blunders

And then get sued for sexual assault, because actual women are shit.

>ribbon tits

They're only their best look. A secretary, by the nature of their job, isn't meant to be dominant at all.
Fuck that noise.

>not wanting a dom secretary

Secretaries are inherently submissive, user.
If you'd rather be submissive, I'd suggest gaining magic powers so you can become the secretary yourself.

>No nipples
What in the god damn

Then you would rather just have a domme boss.

Don't do this to me anons

Or alternatively the necessary drugs to completely alter my body.
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Can I get a Taimanin for christmas?

Sure. Only 361 days to go!

Nah, something about being sub to someone who you're supposed to be above.

Sakura is cute, cute!

>incest

aaaand ruined

I'd rather have the brown one.

I see the appeal, but it feels like an inversion of the natural order.