How do you eat a hamburger?

How do you eat a hamburger?

Do you eat it with your hands?

I cut it in half because their usually fucking huge. I eat half and save the rest for later.

Should call them handburgers

I love Fuuka!

Knives are basically just long metal teeth, why not just eat half instead of cutting it in half?

None of you have posted best girl yet.

Because holding one half is more manageable.

American burgers are too big, and I say that as a recovering fat fuck. Even at my fattest they were too much.

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Anyone who denies her as best girl has shit taste.

Aigis>Mitsuru>Fuuka>Glorious brown waifu>Yukari

Are they anything like Take Away burgers where asking for the lot gets you just under half a lettuce? They usually taste pretty good, but I don't think it's possible to open your mouth wide enough to eat them like that.

So you're fat but have tiny hands? God, not even trying to insult you but you got dealt some bad cards man.

I liked yukari a lot because she was just a normal ass person caught up in this shit. Her portrayal was very good and it's a shame we will never see this caliber of writing or thought on a character from atlus ever again

>he forgot actual best girl

...wat?

I have comically tiny hands. I've been looking to buy gloves recently and I shocked that I can fit extra small just fine.

The good news is I'm rapidly becoming not fat. Down 37kg since May.

>mfw no one ever mentions real best girl
>if they do it's just to insult her

>...wat?
Take Away burgers, man. Like fast food shops, but usually small businesses that sell fish and chips too. Not particularly good meals though.
Do you guys not use the terms Take Away or the Lot over there?
How big are the burgers you're talking about? Or are you hands just really tiny?

She's garbage

I eat it with my mouth :^)

I can never decide between Yuko, Aigis or Elizabeth.

I figured by Take Away you meant take out /bring home.
The lot is like all the toppings? But by half a lettuce do you mean a half head of lettuce?

I started this thread thinking American burgers were all huge, but maybe it's just my tiny little girl size hands. This is similar to the last US burger I had.

I wonder what a Wild duck burger would actually taste like.

Probably like any shitty fast food hamburger

I can't wait to make Fuuka smile in HD!

fuck off pin clock

She isn't best girl, but I liked her.

What's wrong with SD?

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It's fast food sort of deal, but not like Mcdonalds. Usually plain looking stores that hand you the food in white wrapping and foam packages.

The Lot is just all the salads with stuff like an Egg as well sometimes too. Half a lettuce was just an exaggeration on my part for too much lettuce, but it feels like that's what they put on there.Your picture is also a lot fancier than they usually (scratch that, ever) are and it's usually shredded lettuce, for reference because I don't want to google burgers.
They're better (and bigger) than places like KFC and you get more bang for your buck, but it's still not a good diet by any means of the term.
Don't worry, I have really tiny hands too.

Jesus Christ.

I saw this commercial when it aired and I never put the pieces together. It was about me the whole time.

OK, maybe kind of like Five Guys.
The pic I posted is a bit fancier than that kind of thing. This is a five guys burger, which are a bit smaller in circumference but still hefty.

We can't talk about 5 Guys here anymore with the thread getting atuosaged