I need some help Sup Forums

I'll give you some small greentext, also random VG-thread.
>be me.
>$2500 in my pocket.
>ability to purchase almost any type of computer and keep on expanding it in the upcoming years.
>No clue what to buy.
>No mouse.
>No keyboard.
>No HD-screen to jizz on.
>Only an 1.8ghz quad core laptop that is mocking me as I go.
>Want to throw it out.
>Letloosethegoose.jpeg
>Laptop is out on the streets with the hobo's.
>Steal computer from my father and start searching new pc's.
>Realise someone on Sup Forums probably has it all worked out in his/her head and he/she might be willing to share their thoughts.
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Look, I know roughly what I'd like to buy/have as a gaming beast, I'll probably end up with the I7 7700K (unless the 8700K is worth the extra 100 bucks) and the 1080TI videocard, mainly because I'm a richbitch and want to game on 1080P with the speed of a thousand suns.
However.. maybe AMD is better? Perhaps I should invest in the Ryzen line? Perhaps I should wait it all out and buy the new line of cards coming up?
Or fuck all that and burn 2500 on hookers and cocaine?

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>burn 2500 on hookers and cocaine?
This is the right answer. You know what to do OP.

just buy cocaine dumbass

There are a million and one first time buyers guides out there for PCs, each better and more readable than the last, but you come to this website and make this thread - thus pushing another thread, probably one actually containing vidya discussion off the board - where you ask us to spoonfeed you that information.

And people are going to do it, too.

In short, fuck off normie.

Who would win in a fight?

my peepee. lol.

>Hurdur normie.
Dude, Sup Forums has been dying for a while now and I started it out with it being a random VG thread, meaning you're very welcome to talk about games.. Hell, I urge you to, give me a list of shit I can do.
>omg don't you go outside.
No.

how about you

*unzips penis.avi*

suck my

penis

Stop.

Goddamn you're not even asking the right board. Hang yourself nigger.

ok but im drunk :)

>steal your dad's computer because you threw your functioning but shitty one out already
how about you show some filial piety for once in your life instead of buying a new toy?

>Caring this much about what is placed on a dying meme board talking about vidya.
Look not trying to be an asshole here but instead of crying about the fact that I can buy the computer you'd like to have, why not either talk about random vidya or my quest for a rig.
But yeah, sure, fuck you too?

>Sup Forums has been dying for a while now
No it hasn't. Sup Forums is actually in pretty good shape compared to what it used to be before the return of the mods after moot realised it was turning into Sup Forums 2.0. I still remember japanesebirdeatingspaghetti.jpg and the Hello Square. Sup Forums today is at least as good as ever it was. Even the shitposting in on topic now.

This is just a low effort "spoonfeed me" thread and you are attempting to disguise its lack of merit.

logicalincrements.com

>Spoonfeed me.
Sure I'll grant you that much, even though I did most of my digging already, I merely wanted the opinion of another.
Dick.
>He believed every detail from the badly written greentext.

He's obviously a sheltered upper-middle class child, almost certainly underagebanned, whose parents think that nearly 3 grand is an appropriate Christmas present. Just look at this:
"instead of crying about the fact that I can buy the computer you'd like to have" ()

Typical rejoinder of the rich. "The only reason people don't like me is because they're jealous. It is literally impossible for someone to criticise me on my own merits (or lack thereof). Everyone who is mean to me is just trying to trim the tall poppies."

On the day of the rope I will hang them.

>I'll grant you that much
Oh, you'll "grant" me that much? How magnanimous of you to accept the fucking truth and not try and lie your way out of losing face like you have already attempted. How positively charitable of you not to viciously mock the poor (this time) and instead acknowledge the blatantly obvious.

Of course you do it in the most minimising and ass-covering way too, but I suppose that's the most that can be expected from people like you.

>Obviously a sheltered upper-middle class child, almost certainly underage, whose parents think that nearly 3 grand is an appropriate gift.
Wow, damn.. it must be hard to get it wrong on so many levels but regardless of what I'd say, you wouldnt believe me. Luckily I don't actually care that much, I am however laughing, so thats something.

>Getting angry when someone admits something because he doesnt start crying.
Are you twelve or something?
>Mocking the poor.
Oh boo-fucking-hoo. I live on pasta, cry me a fucking river.

>I live on pasta, cry me a fucking river.
Consider using your 2.5k to buy better food then, lmao.

au.pcpartpicker.com/list/PvtnkT

Prices are Australian, adjust as necessary for your own country. That's what I'd buy.

Actually you can just change the country in the top right. It comes in right on budget if you're an Americlap, which judging by your arrogance and insufferable attitude as well as your callous disregard for the wretched I can safely assume that you are.

>only $2500

l e l

You can build an obsolete shitbox that will last for two years tops.

Thank bitcoin niggers for spiking the costs of good PC parts.

i thought australians were rangebanned

what the fuck

That was like six years ago, grandpa.

well do me a favor and enact it again

stupid fucking kangaroo lickers

Since this board is dying and all, I don't think people are going to spend the time building you a custom PC that'll take advantage of everything you need(which sounds pretty basic), but yea. Sounds like you know your card, so find a case big enough to fit it and a motherboard big enough to fit your card/inside the case.

Something I can tell you is that you need an SSD for your OS and a regular, high-capacity harddrive for games and shit like that. If you go to a Microcenter or something similar, tell them your budget and requirements out of it, and they'll hook you up. If you want advice from Sup Forums, it seems like its gonna be "use a pcpartpicket list."

if you ever

EVER

reply seriously to such a blatant underage shitpost again

i will

i WILL

fucking end you

do you understand me?

Way to become what you hate, user.

im drunk you fucking f*ggot

dont reply to me ever again

Kill yourself and look it up on youtube.

I'm drinkin moonshine, bitch. Fuckin fight me, soyboy.

ill fucking end you like a clitoris ends with my tongue licking it

then OHHHH OHHHHH ORGASM

You wanna tag-team a whore and get chlamydia?