I LIKE THAT JUMP

I LIKE THAT JUMP

>5 year old memes

I'd prefer if you would be quiet.

>autism

e-celeb faggotry isn't Sup Forums

never was

never will be

end

your

fucking

life

idiot

is he trans yet?

the sad part is that he's actually kind of cute. why aren't more autists like him physically?

t.Soyboy

SOYBOY = ANYTHING I DISAGREE WITH

HURRRRR

DURRRR

I'M Sup Forums

I BELIEVE IN LEGIT CONSPIRACY THEORIES

JEWS ARE OUT TO GET ME

JEWS ARE OUT TO GET ME

WHITE PRIDE

WHITE PRIDE

Only the soyest of soys discuss fucking e-celebs of all things

>tfw one of the best Ocarina of Time speedrunners got so mentally broken trying to break his own records over and over again that he turned into a demented tranny
Speedrunning can be cool from the outside, but it's such a mentally abusive hobby.

Can someone give me the quick rundown on whats going on here?

Well I sure hope that jump doesn't require 60 fps.

He used a cheat program to jymp higher than humanly possible

Seek help, user

He couldn't even pretend that it was legit either. Just complete deadpan on something that should have been mindblowing to have happen.

>HUH HUH AI LYK DAT JUMP!
What a fucking retard.

ONE two three four FIVE six seven eight...

No way.

>Speedrunning can be cool from the outside

What? No

GALACTIC SHOUTINGS

Are you okay or are these symptoms of soylent withdrawal

>These "pro" speedrunners are either autists or disgusting trannies
I wonder why

lay off the soy, narci

i challenge you to a 1v1 diablo 2 duel level 99 hardcore no rematch obviously to the death

YOU FUCKJ G FAGGOT

You are so mad

>I wonder why
videogames promote degenerate lifestyles?
Not the actual content of games, but the act itself.

why aren't you fake weebs watching RTAinJapan right now?

>the Sup Forums boogeyman is out to get me!
Delusions and hallucinations? Must be soy withdrawal.

Proof right here that anti Sup Forums crybabies have literal soy running through their veins

>so raped by Sup Forums he thinks they are everywhere

Hey kid Hitler did nothing wrong, heh

Chibi got me into Asiago cheese bagels

Yummy

why is everyone mentioning soy all of a sudden, what have i missed

>soy

kys Sup Forumstards

Nothing important, it's just the new hip meme these kids from Sup Forums use.

How mad can you get from a word, this is just sad

...

S E E T H I N G

why umad?

>i'm going to reply to everyone and prove them wrong! lets see.... how should i say this...
>I know! call them Sup Forums! that'll show them
Ummmm, no, that's not how that works, sweetie.

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>more and more females show up to gdq's
>quality of event declines

coincidence?

>not watching skinnyfat teenagers play video games makes you a soyboy
t. soyboy

I wonder if his tears taste like soylent

>women
>majority of them are trannies

'females'

I wonder if people realize that the soyboy meme was literally born from a speedrunner turning himself into a twink by eating nothing but Soylent, a hipster soy-based meal replacement

What the hell is wrong with the center-left girl's legs? It's like her hips, thighs, knees, calves, and ankles are all the same width.

>*exhales loudly*
>uggghhhh no wey...
>*snort* *heave*

You do realize she wears pants in a distinct pipe-form?

people think soyboy is a meme, but it really isn't. Trannies that want to transition but don't have the means for hormones guzzle down Soy milk and other soy based products to promote estrogen.
It's fucking awful for you.

>Asiago CUM bagels
>Yummy

It's a shit /p*l/ meme. Even if soy made you produce more estrogen (it doesn't) it wouldn't even affect you. Only hormones can change your gender

I want to snuggle with and hold that girl on the right's hand

>not the short girl in blue
decent taste at least

>More and more trannies show up
>Hooby declines
Coincidence?

>wrinkleyboy

You got a second hand filename.

It's 'he hate the tomate'

Do you think he's friends with the banana cat?

You know, Sup Forums has become the very same kind of marginalized, villified boogeyman as a certain other (((group))). They cry out in their spaces that the jew is responsible for all the world's problems with the same sort of accusatory disdain as everyone else claims of Sup Forums. The irony is delicious.

That's kinda bullshit since your body can easily even out estrogen or testosteron input. Bodybuilders abusing steroids eventually grow boobs and get a small dick because their body starts producing estrogen like crazy.
Fuck, is Sup Forums really so dumb they don't even realize that virtually all animals we eat are either fed soy or in the case of fish receive a massive amount of xenestrogens via the ocean.
What soylent does is making your digestion system shitty and unless you're eating much fruits/vegetables on the side it will ruin your immune system.

Does that mean if I take estrogen my body will grow a fat steamy dick?

What was the cosmo thread about? It 404'd right as I entered it

>thinking this autist chibi is an e celeb

I thought this meme would go stale quickly but I'm amazed at how easily it triggers autists

Not really, it means your body will become a fucking mess.

But they're cherries????

It's been confrimed he got Stiv'd

SUPER HOT

With women you lose

Never trust a roastie.

What is up with speedrunners and unconvincing transsexuals?

Um no sweety, AVGN threads were here years before you came

Autism.

>appeal to tradition
Uhm, try again sweetie, looks like you've just sprayed a whole lot of duh-duh opinions of yours around.

Autogynephilia

They're cherry tomatoes.

>She wants an open relationship
Sign of there being a Tyrone or Chad.
Should have dumped her right there

But then she'd sue him for rape

Any% transition takes less time.

Never doubt the powers of weapon space.

Why is it that your dick can shrink but cant grow

Well I guess it's true folks: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

who's your trannyfu?

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>Any% transition

The dick is a tool of balance.
Are you having too much stress? The dick can't get up.
Are you having too little stress? Can't get up either.
Do you have too little sex/doing NOFAP? Dick gets smaller.
Do you have too much sex? Your dick gets uninterested.

A dick is happy when you don't use him too often or too little. Likewise, the happiest dick you can have is when your body and mind are balanced.

>can change your gender
uhhh

>NOFAP
So is it confirmed that this is all pseudoscience bullshit because I caught myself seriously considering trying it a while back

He wasn't cheating btw

Your dick is a muscle.
Don't train your muscles and they get smaller.
Overtrain your muscles with useless exercises (masturbation) and they get sore.
Make proper excercises (sex) and you'll get form and definition.

This is fucking sad as hell
I'd probably wipe his name from the family history.
I won't accept any transfaggots in my family tree

They're lazy slobs their entire lives so it's not like they're going to magically take the time to make themselves presentable after "transitioning".

>Your dick is a muscle.

No, it doesn't work like that at all user. You penis is made of a sponge like tissue. You can't exercise that sponge and expect it to swell like a bicep.

There's a study that shows test levels are highest on 7th day since last cumshot and then start going down. So don't fap on workweeks, fuck or jqck off on weekends.

When are we getting more autism done quick?

Why did he like that jump so much anyway? It wasn't even the correct jump height.

week and a half

It's so good.

Are you just trying your hardest to be retarded now? That was meant to be an illustration, like people saying that your brain is a muscle. Jesus Christ user I pray to every known deity and Richard Dawkins that you're not such a sperg IRL.

I'm a 25 y/o kissless virgin so I'm not having sex anytime soon. Masturbation is the best I can do for eternity.

>supporting migrant smuggling done quick

Not that user but there's no way he's the retarded one in this scenario.