THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!

THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!

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BREATHE DEEP, FOOLS. *INHALES*

IF I PULLED YOUR HEAD OFF WOULD YOU DIE?

I WILL TEAR THIS THREAD ASUNDER

IT WOULD EXTREMELY PLEASE NURGLE.

BREAK THEIR BACKS

YOU'RE A HERETICAL GUY

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>tfw no co-op multiplayer guardsman game where you fight against hordes of enemies

Dow2 last stand with 3 generals my dude.

That's some sick relics you got there

FOR THE EMPEROR!

>you remember GW shut down that 40K fan game from /tg/

Any games when i could as terminator?

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Fans of slanesh,,, this guy is hated by minitureist-fags , CA hates hit guts, find out here

There's quite a few Space Hulk games, no idea if any of them are good though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Hulk#Video_Games

Deathwing was a huge scam. I'm glad i did not fall for it

It was ok, you just need +2 friends to enjoy it.

>Slaanesh
to trash it goes. Tzeentch is superior chaos god.

Tell SLAANESH he can suck my dick

I see you're a true intellectual like me *tips helmet*

It's okay. Not too expensive and the new updates coming seems nice.
Internet connections sucks ass though.

>he

*tips fedora*

Why not both?

Retconned

>40k
>not fantasy

40k is really stupid

>he
[Angry Slaanesh Noises]

THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW!

At least it still exists

best chapter game when?

D-DELETE THIS!!!!

Tzeentch/Slaanesh master race
Brains and Beauty
Plans and Pleasure

Tzeneech is the cuck god. Nurgle is the chad god.

fantasy has the most popular warhammer game.

They did, it's called Scalebound

Whatcha lookin at Tzeentchboi?

Horned Rat > Slaanesh > Khorne > Tzeentch > Malal >>> Nurgle

WE
ARE
AMPLIFIED

>implying Horned Rat isn’t Tzeentch
Dumb rats ruining everything

Who?

>marinefags

please go

Chaos are cuck losers join my army.

Greetings to you from Ska/v/enblight

Are any of the SoulStorm mods worth using?
Do any of them work on the campaign?

Matt please leave

Absolute top taste
>Alfa legion

Great tier
>papa Nurgle
>chaos undivided

Ok tier
>Tzeentch
>Slaanesh

Edgelord tier
>Khorne
>Malal

Bottom tier
>loyalist scum
>tautheists

wat

>Beyond top tier taste
Gork and Mork

Mork > Gork

No idea why anyone would actually pick Nurgle beyond being desperate for comfort. Nurgle is the god of mortality and desprair meaning all youre pretty much doing is accepting the world as it is. You want nothing to change, or if there is change it has to become equally as bad as you and your community.
Tzeneech at least says fuck to mortality and despair. Want to live forever? Fuck yeah, do so, and if you happen to die just come back to life again anyway. Tzeneech allows you to hope for a better future and attain it. Why accept entropy when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

YAS QUEEN

where do the other factions get on that list?

>you will never go back in time to stop Matt from destroying chaos, marines, grey knights and necrons plot

Word Bearers are the best faction and Erebus is the best boy, prove me wrong. Ah, you can't.

Orks and ig are alright. Rest is flamming faggot or bugs tier

my fellow of african american descent

>not accepting things like they are
>not accepting people like they are
>not accepting the world as it is

You need to read more Greek tragedies.

what is this from?

That list is about chaos gods and human deities.

youtube.com/watch?v=FhULhHCk_D8

you can't say that while ignoring the Eldar gods (as i relevant as they may be)

thanks bruh

This. Nurgle followers are probably the happiest people in 40k after orks.

did not mean to post "I"

Old Ones are shit tier in both Warhammer

>mfw DOW2 elite reigns supreme as a warhammer 40k experience
>mfw despite being the best 40k game its still dead as hell

why is this such a niche IP

>Kaine
Edgelord cucked by a trany

>Cegorach
An OK dude. The only Eldar god who get shit done.

>Isha
Nurgle's loving house keeper waifu and therefore great tier

go to bed dark apostle, it's night time in the warp

>dow2 is the best 40k game

are you high?

The best 40k game is the original dawn of war

Fuck those assholes who made DOW3, I want supreme commander 40k

>Alfa legion
>not C'tan

It's not 2010 anymore user

B-but the files are corrupted!

for comp stomping sure, DOW2 is far better for an actual competitive RTS. DOW3 was fucking garbage and almost feels as if they made it terrible on purpose

they wanted to woo the moba audience and tried to mix dow2 with dow1 to keep both of the audiences

basically they tried to appeal to everyone and made it into a bland game

Oh look, its another game about the space marines. They sure dont have enough already

>While Nurgle is the God of Death and Decay, he is also the God of Rebirth
> Nurgle is also the God of Perseverance and Survival
>amongst his followers, there are also those who wish to endure, to become resilient enough to handle the difficulties and opportunities presented by an uncaring universe
>not worshiping granddaddy Nurgle

What is the worst god to follow?
Tzeentch?

>playing dow with bros
>find his spess mehreen army bunched together in one spot
>tell my friend to check his army right as I obliterate it with 4 earthshaker rounds

by the emprah that felt so good

IT IS BETTER TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR THAN LIVE FOR YOURSELF

Nice to see a lot of the animations are directly ripped from the Space Marine game, that game really captured the feel of being a Space Marine.

Why are Dreadnoughts so badass?

Khorne. You literally get nothing out of it besides being angry and edgy all the time.

Tzeentch is the best and worst god to follow. It really depends. Either Infinite power, knowlege and magic or enjoy being a chaos pawn

>metal
>kills
>unfaltering fanaticism

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAID!?

>That feeling when Dreadnoughts drop in from orbit right behind chaos

YA HEARD HIM YA' GROT WAT YER GUNNA DO?

u sed mork > gork, fight me ya git

We don't.
The 40k universe has so much cool shit that can be put in a video game.

Slaanesh.
Khorne turn you into a mouthbreathing retard but that's ok because you wanted that.
Nurgle turn you into a decaying corpse who can't feel anything but the love of Papa Nurgle but that okay because you wanted that.
Tzeentch is a coinflip, you can either get whatever you wanted or you can get dicked around.
But Slaanesh? Whatever you enjoy today will give you any pleasure tomorrow, leading you into trying more and more extreme shit. You'll end up reaching a point where only shoving a chainsword in the ass will make you feel anything.

you know for how shit DOW3 ended up being, it sure nailed that "orky" feeling with this little riff here
youtube.com/watch?v=D6lUjVLPU04

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>still no cuhrazee Harlequin game
>still no Flash Git serious sam clone
>still no Imperial Navy freespace clone

NO

Today
>You'll end up reaching a point where only shoving a chainsword in the ass will make you feel anything.
Tomorrow
>I need to fit TWO chainswords in my ass
Two days from now
>I need to install an orifice that allows me to shit chainswords

Were Khalida and Zabbai secretly amazons or were Nehekharan women just huge?

You're all celebrating Great Horned Rat Day, aren't you Sup Forums?
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Happy great horned rat day.