*bong rips over mic*

*bong rips over mic*
>DUUDE
>WEED
>I SMOKE WEEEEEEEEEEED
>I'm so BAKED right now
>Yeah I'll cap just let me get BLITZED

this literally never happens

Quentin, PLEASE!

You know, I've played with people that smoke weed, I smoke pot when I'm relaxing, but I have NEVER heard a walking stereotype like this. At the most it's "brb smoke".

Have you? Or are you just parroting memes?

>tfw weedfags are actually pretty chill as long as the don’t mention weed at all
You can tell when someone’s drunk or stoned, but as long as they don’t make a point to mention it or something, I’d rather play with the stoner

where the hell did this meme even come from? nobody goes "UHUHUH IN STONED DUDE WEED" when they smoke

>thread about comfy gaming, talking about taking shots or upload pictures of battlestation surrounded by beer cans
>lol nice user
>mention that you played a game stoned
>20+ replies of "DUDE WEED LMAO HAHA 420 BLAZEEEE LMAO"

Just look at yourselves.

user stop posting while stoned

Don’t forget to enjoy a crisp, refreshing Bud Light™ with your Video Game! Don’t mess with those illegal drugs, user. You’re not a loser, right?

when i smoke weed the FIRST thing i do is exclaim "DUUUUUUDE WEED" to anyone in the immediate vicinity.

stoners are the biggest cry babies I've ever met, they're always so defensive and always are on the verge of tears when pot is brought up like they have to pretend they know what they're talking about.

>tfw I can get a DUDE WEED LMAO out of most servers

I can get behind this meme
Also usually stoned when I do this for max irony

*tokes a dank hit of the grass*
>bro im so fucking LIT rn haha xD

What are you, gay?

I smoke weed daily. You'd never know by looking at me and I never talk about it because men don't prance around talking about themselves like a woman.

The weed men invented the weed memes. DUDE WEED LMAO is only funny if you're high

Why does Sup Forums get so triggered about drugs?

I could see it happening if a close group of friends is having fun over voice chat. I remember having a blast with "press C for mike" and opening a can of beer over the chat with that satisfying crack and hiss, everyone would usually laugh and joke about it, good times. It should be the same with a familiar group of people with someone ripping a bong, right? Using press to talk with a bong for people you do not know is kinda fucked up though, you're trying to influence them or intentionally make em mad. Shame on you for forcing your personal habits on unknown peoples.

DUUUUUUDE
GRASS
I SMOKE THAT DANK MY BOY

same reason they get triggered over tattoos or piercings

just picked up some of that triple banana winston churchill ganja gaza grass dude... gonna be so blazed...

happened to me the other day
>hey dudes whats up
>sorry i need a minute to finish rollin this blunt, you know what it is
>*clanging sounds* FUCK BRO I just dropped me weed everywhere!
>shit shit shit it's all over
>no! Paco go away! stop eating it *jingling sounds*
>meanwhile we lose the first point while this man whines all match about how Paco ate his weed

If you had ever been to 420chan you'd know what posting while stoned looks like. Staying completely on the topic of the thread without going off on a tangent is usually not a trait of a highposter.

upvoted

I hate those types of people.

IM 80% sure at least 23% of all v browsers are using the weed

>friend dies in PUBG
>"Aww, man!"
>takes giant ass bong hit into the microphone while I'm trying to listen for footsteps

>I have no idea what I am on about

Breaty sure it was a pack of Quintards who came up with it if not the man himself

Most self aware stoners have picked it up to fanny frazle anyone who takes there drugs as seruis bznes

Sheltered crackers; middle America Christtards, etc

> Staying completely on the topic of the thread without going off on a tangent is usually not a trait of a highposter.
Exactly why people dislike playing with stoners
>haha dude look i'm eating the sandwich haha friendly heay please don't shoot :)) sandvich party

Butthurts that get drug tested or live in areas without legal weed

as the 2nd user said, I don't think this is a frequent occurrence.

Why can't pot users wash themselves like decent human beings? If I'm out getting groceries, there's always at least one weed guy stinking up the place.

YO BRO
I SMOKE WEED EVER DAY
HIT THIS DAB SON

I think you accidently green texted the first part of your post because you're full of shit.

There's a difference between posting high and playing games high. Shitposting on Sup Forums is so uninvolved, and you usually have all these other tabs open in your browser, that you end up completely losing your train of though. Playing video games while high, particularly multiplayer games, is very immersive and actually makes some people better at some games because of the added focus and patience. I know I'm better at rocket league when I'm high a lot of the time because I don't get pissed off at my team nearly as easily.

Because dope turns you into a lazy , ambition less motherfucker.

Stick to coke, breakfast of champions.

That's usually just nigs and teens smoking rollups in their car which makes em stink.

Olfactory fatigue, you suffer from it as well. Your room/house/flat doesn't smell to you, but it smells to your guests.

Are pot smokers that weak that they need a mind-numbing crutch to get through their lives?

>no! Paco go away! stop eating it *jingling sounds*
You'd be distracted too if a little mexican guy in a sleigh bell collar was eating your drug stash.

yes. Are squares such cowards to avoid altering their perceptions from time to time?

When it comes to videogames, pot is definitely a performance-enhancing drug. Just improves the experience as a whole, really.

DUUUDE
OH MAN
I'M SO FUCKING ZOGGERED RIGHT NOW
BAD TIME TO GET A LAVA LAMP

>im angry about being stereotyped as a Quintard

Sounds like you need to hit a bowl dude. Weed. Lmao.

>squares

Go back to bed grandpa

It really depends on the game. And on the user themselves too. If I'm already familiar with a game, say it's an online shooter, I'll usually do pretty well. But if I'm new at it, it takes me much longer to learn what the fuck is going on and I get lost super easily.

Is that what that new Pixar movie is about

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
LAMO

I don't even LIKE pulp fiction

Reality is a place for people who can 't handle drugs

...

Sometimes I rip a fat one before playing. Its sort of awkward because my online buds are kind of nerds. So I end up not talking nearly as much and doing slightly worse than I usually do. Sure do have more fun tho 7/10 will continue to do occasionally.

XD LMAO SO EPIC AND ORIGINAL

>im 16 flavors of newfag

You don't get to talk about the origins of memes dude
Weed
Lmao

why do stoners get so defensive about their degenerate addiction??

DUDE

that's the only factor for me. I am better and more immersed in games I already know how to play, yet I'm more nervous and impatient if it's a game I never played before.

because Seth Rogan made it popular

>guild member is a weed dealer
>leaves in the middle of fights when someone knocks on his door to buy weed

Fat Nu-male nerds that have never been offered to smoke before in their lives so they take it out on internet randos. The moral high ground is a facade for their crippling sadness.

>get high and play RL
>score my first ceiling shot
Thanks dude weed

OH ZOO WEE MAMA
I'M SO OUT OF IT MAN
I LOVE WEED

What game is this

WEED

I smoke maybe once a month at best.

why are straight edge autists always insecure?

>calls others insecure
>is clearly triggered beyond belief
The dangers of pot on display right here. Get help user

>Have straight edge internet friend
>Get online with him
>Whats up user?
>Nothing much man just got done roasting this fat bone. Ready to win
>Wait are you serious?
>Yeah.
Friend proceeds to be deathly silent and never groups with me again
Thanksweed.jpg

I thought it was unabridged transcript from Seth Rogan's writer's room.

LOOK AT THIS SOYBOY
PROJECTING
MAKING A STRAWMAN OUT OF ME

LOOK AT THIS NUMALE
CALLING ME NEW
CAUSE WHEN GAMERGATE HAPPENED I WAS ON /tg/

I could say the same about you. why are you wasting your time on this degenerate website instead of having a wife and kids?

name ONE (1) game

Who needs friends when you've got WEED

I don't play videogames (they're gay) but alcohol makes people retards which may or may not be fun for others, while weed makes them paranoid bitches at best, which is supposedly fun for the user but definitely not for anyone else. I would assume that's why everyone but stoners hates stoners.

Struck a nerve, did I sweetie?

DUDE WHAT IF FOOD SMOKED WEED

>I don't play videogames (they're gay)
I stopped reading here and this is easily the most accurate post on Sup Forums today