Tell me, boy, if Star Wars is so great, why do there exist no good Star Wars games?

Tell me, boy, if Star Wars is so great, why do there exist no good Star Wars games?

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But there are plenty, Dookut.

So Jedi Knight and Jedi Academy do not exist now?

*bong rips over mic*
>DUUDE
>WEED
>I SMOKE WEEEEEEEEEEED
>I'm so BAKED right now
>Yeah I'll cap just let me get BLITZED

Tie Fighter motherfucker

kotor 1 and 2
jedi knight series,
tie fighter
battlefront 1 and 2 (the originals)
republic fucking commando

general kenobi's master's master. hehehe. you are a bold one.

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Shut up Count DooDoo.

If you like Cuck Wars in 2017 then you might have cognitive problems.

Star Wars is lame as fuck now.

Are you shilling me, master mouse?

Well fleshed out character vs Marty Stu

HMMMMMMM

The critics will decide your fate.

Fpbp underrated p

I AM THE CRITIC

Not yet.

>always the aprentice
>RoTS they deny him the rank of master
>TCW he has Ahsoka as an apprentice

I know Star Wars is inconsistent at times but for all intents and purposes he was a master.

There are good ones but also extremely overrated others like KOTOR

The Force Unleashed /thread

Shadows of the Empire is kino

You okay mate?

Isn't Star Wars sjw shit now? I heard the movies are steadily selling less tickets. Let it die already.

WATCH

SUP ASSHOLE
They can't touch the OT, as much as they might try to convince you otherwise.
THOSE

Well I still love Star Wars. The stories have never progressed past good vs. evil blah blah blah, but damn it I love the aliens, planets, the costumes. Sometimes its just fun to look at the stuff that happens in the background and make up stories involving those characters.

In skill but not attitude.

Anakin was given Ahsoka to try & temper his nature, plus the Council were running low on masters after the opening stages of the Clone Wars.

Anakin was nowhere near what a master should have been, just a glorified Jedi Knight.

revenge of the sith for the ps2 was quite good.

WRIST

ROCKETS

KOTOR 1 and 2
Republic Commando
Jedi Academy
Tortanic is actually pretty good now,
better than its ever been.

Christopher Lee is kind of late with his Christmas message this year.

>M-muh chosen one

I wish George directed this new trilogy because he at least had style even if it was misplaced.

Knights of the Old Republic is a masterpiece. Kys you damn generation Z'er.

All the white men are evil and have debilitating psychological complexes. The white woman and token diversity black, asian, hispanic (not even a race kek) roles are all good and have strong justice and morals. Hmm

>had style

nigger the prequels are some of the most lazily shot and sterile looking big budget films ever released

All of the sudden...the prequels don't look so bad.
>when you'd prefer gungans to niggers...

Lee's Dracula movies are underrated as fuck. Got waifus, gore, and, suprisingly good acting

Tbh the prequels were much better than the original trilogy.

Attack, Kenobi

It's rotten then

Dooku did nothing wrong

You now here it in his voice

The sequel trilogy pulls the same shit
>you're this ridiculous Mary Sue because the force needed to balance Kylo Ren
>no, we don't realise we essentially made all Luke's struggles pointless, since they could have just waited for a Mary Sue of equal caliber to kick Sheev's ass with no effort

That's because of the cg nigga but otherwise I forgive the man because I like the prequel's story. I'll take George anyday over this new shit even though I liked Rogue One despite not really needed to explain the title crawl and the one fatal flaw in the death star.

>I've got a bad feeling about this

>tfw the last jedi could have been good without executive bullshit and being forced to prop up everything the last film introduced
I fully went in expecting to hate it, and came out pissed off that it could have been a great film.

Yeah but George was inserting actual politics into his movies instead of identity and race politics. Anakin was crashing pods and shit to get ready to blow up star ships while Rey had her stupid little bike so she could bypass the compressor. I imagine pod racing is closer to piloting than driving around not tattoine waiting for space junkies.

there aren't even any good Star Wars movies

LIAR
I agree but for the love of god let's keep this thread vidya.

'cause Rocksteady haven't touched the IP yet

Are you new or just never tried to search?

>Kotor 1 and 2(after last update)
>Republic Commando
>Jedi Knight
>tie fighter
>Battlefront 2(old one)
>Empire at War

why didn't they Bamco DBZ type of deal with star wars where they'd release a game a year?

super star wars and episode 3 though

TLJ never had any chance to be good because TFA was already hot trash.

Jew Jew Abrams being Jew Jew Abrams ruined it.
He put tons of mysteries and hints everywhere without having an actual answer to any of those. That's what he always does with every movie.
Other writers and director are supposed to work out that shit for him and Rian Johnson said FUCK ALL THAT SHIT NOTHING MATTERS.

I am not defending the garbage that is TLJ in any way but that was the only way to solve it and it could only end that shitty.
Blame Disney for giving the first movie and full control over it to J.J

Rian probably didn't even watch TFA or any of the OT to understand Luke's whole arc. Where my Knights of Ren? Snoke just gets killed like a retard despite building him up as some sith Goldmember with a mysterious past. All that casino shit. They have almost killed the whole cast except Leia but Carrie was high as fuck during filming so she didn't care as long as she got some more snort money. Lando, Chewie, 3po, and R2 are all that's left of the OT so expect them to die.

Did Star Trek 09 do this? I liked that movie but I'm not that big a fan of Star Trek honestly so I didn't get pissed. Remaking Wrath of Khan was stupid though.

But those power battles tho

Disney deleted all lore so they do not exist anymore.

They're more canon than what Disney has done. TLJ totally disregards the existence of Interdictor cruisers.

The chosen one crap was always a bad idea, but at the very fucking least George made it clear Anakin was only a godlike force user in potentia, without the ability to pull power out of his ass like Rey.
And his politics may have been overdone, but at least you had context for the state of the galaxy. TFA and TLJ tell you absolutely jack shit about the galaxy at large, so you have no fucking clue how the first order rose, why a resistance is necessary despite being on the side of legitimate government, who the fuck Snoke is, etc.

TLJ was shit precisely because, on top of the truly pathetic attempts at disguising character assassination and M.Nigh tier twists as "subversion", it did absolutely fuck all with what it had been given.

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You know what the funny part is?They got recanonised in Rebels, but never turn up again.
The hilarious part is that Disney set up a story group to stop canon discontinuity like this, but they've failed utterly at every turn.

Sins of a Galactic Empire is a good game

>replaying Rogue Squadron 3 to get the rest of the medals
>it's not as shit as I remember it being
I do question their removal of C-Stick functionality, I liked being able to rotate the camera to see shit flying beside me. Also there's only like 3 missions where you can pick any ship in the game.

THE FEW
THE PROUD
THE MARINES

but there is
you were even in it

All I remember is that Trekkies hated it and normies loved it.

Also they fucked up Caitians.

I was watching an Alex Jones video about how supposedly a Jabba's Rancor pit lego set was racist to mudslimes so they stopped selling it and he explained the prequels the best. Palatine is Bush playing both sides of the conflict by giving the cis ammuniton to invade Naboo he was causing his rise in power so he "could make it legal" then he becomes the chancellor then the jedi "attack" him he could wipe them all out and destroy the cis to cover his connections. Basically the prequels are politics and this new trilogy is nothing but feminism and race politics which literally always crumble in on themselves going from issue to issue but falling on backwards logic that falls apart hence the bandwagoning to the latest sad story. These new movies lack coherent narrative while the only one that has worked from a story perspective was RO since it was fitting into the OT.

Jedi Knight
Kotor
Empire at War
Republic Commando
OG Battlefront 2
Force Unleashed 1
Galactic Battlegrounds
etc. etc.
Just ask if you want suggestions, don't do this disingenuous shit.

>kotor 1
>good

As an action game, it was meh, but as a star wars fighting game it was awesome

Why do you keep posting this?

o snap

Will there ever be another Star Wars themed strategy game like Empire at War or Galactic Battlegrounds?

I've been looking forward to this.

Needs a remake. It was great for its time but aged pretty poorly.

>you can't beat him, he's a sith lord!
>Chancellor, Siths are Sithssies

Luke, did I ever tell you about starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast/Legends ?

Jedi Power Battles
Now that was a good one

>not posting the Luuuke page

Luke, I'm Kenobi

What did he mean by this?

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They work for the Dark Lord.
The Masked Man.

Luuuke was always a joke.
Breast, Chair and War M food were legit bits of Wookie autism, even if they finally got over the last one

nu-Battlefront 2 is honestly a pretty good game.

Bane?

but theres like 10

A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A BOUNTY HUNTER

>0.9 on metacritic

Aye

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Kotor is alright. The battlefront games are just okay (the originals; the new ones are trash.) Everything else is mediocre at best

>kotor 1
>not good
>cantonese children cartoons

TIE Fighter is literally a top 3 GOAT video game. Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2 is up there as a top FPS, and Raven's Jedi series was decent. KotOR series is solid but overrated. Yeah the majority of SW games made in this century are ass though.

Also, great modification of Dukat posting, I like it OP.

I consider myself a Trekkie and I liked ST09 all right. It had flaws sure, but the casting was pretty solid (Karl Urban's McCoy was top-tier, the scene where he meets Kirk made that film for me). The story also worked to set up a seperate reboot timeline well. I didn't care for Into Darkness though, and then I didn't see the third film because the Beastie Boys music video with zero (0) space travel that was it's trailers turned me off hard.

>Breasts
>first appearance - The Last Jedi
should I watch it?

>tfw I thought there was going to be a podrace in TLJ when they were on the casino planet

Podracing is kino.

its not human breasts lmao

I'm sure they all fairly played and judged the game for themselves.

I still can't get over the Article about fucking water.