And this is our sons room...he's quite the gamer!

>and this is our sons room...he's quite the gamer!

>moooom, I told you to knock, I DON'T HAVE MY PANTS ON

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what the fuck is benny doing in my house?

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hi dad

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Plot twist: The tied up "girl" is actually the son.

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good thing I play my video games out in the living room like a normal adjusted adult

Me in the middle

Dude your son is hot!

>normal adjusted adult
>lives with mommy and daddy

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Kek

I'd be closest to the door.
I'm an expert tummy glider.

Whats wring ith supporting your family and keeping the unit together?

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t. rabbi goldberg

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>trying to break up the family unit.
Nice try schlomo.

wish I was

I'm doing that next time I get on one of those things.

Don't be so loud, dad, you'll wake her up.

Niggers can broke every kind of law, even physics.

Would that not risk blood rushing away from his brain?

shit i used to this when i was young with my sisters

RIP user's legs

Enjoy being ripped apart by the inertia.

>nigger
I don't think that's going to be a problem user.

that.. looks pretty fun not gonna lie

>finally, a boogeyman to justify being a manchild!
pure genius

'sup, dad?

I'm asleep, because I work nights and sleep in the afternoon

>p-please spend money to live alone for no reason, goyim

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>not having 3 generations under the same roof

I will begin to squat 5 times my bodyweight in preperation.

Jerkinng off to anime traps at 3 AM its not a job

>his face when

This is the peak of Humanity. You may not like it, but this is what years of evolution looks like.

naked? greentext pls

Parents and guests, I'm Saint Nicholas.

>that shirt
GIB PLATINUM CHIP

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Do you live in a japanese doujin?

>user don't you think you're spending too much time with your niece? You're gonna ruin her head with those violent games!

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ralph pls go

Did your parents really show off your bedrooms to visitors? What's the point?

no

_no_

I thought that guy was impaled by the metal rod when I first looked.

how is their cock not flayed

Don't judge me too harshly

Is he dead?

just a bit of banter

that's cute son

>The chad slide

You depressed or lazy?

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not him, but i'm lazy as well

Nobody seriously have public washroom door handles inside their house do they?

Yeah, they're called Europeans

Wow that's a nice tapestry, I've only got cheap Egyptian rugs on my wall, my family can't even afford real Persian ones

>opens door
>dried cum smell flies out of the room

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I hate Europeans so much, uncivilized animals

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A bit of both. I have problems I need to work out and oneitis so bad I'm leaving my home country

is that all toilet water

Hai Dad ^.^//)

How do you explain the cleavage

>says the guy that shits on the street

I'd be disgusted too witnessing such absolute garbage taste.

the wonders of 21th century modern cosmetic surgery

What the hell?
My father isn't white...
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?

hormones you dunce

the wonders of 21th century modern soy

I would stick my dick in there

go away dad, don't you see i am trying to tell a bedtime story to my little sister?

My niece does this. You can tell she's going to be a turbo slut when she gets older.

Under the table?

Toilet water is the same as tap water, user.

I'm a leg man, it's my weakness.

I feel like "furry goggles" are inspired from blinx the timesweeper

>tfw niece does this in full view of everyone on the family Christmas party
Never noped out harder

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Oops, wrong room.

>ring-a-ding-ding, son!

>I'm Santa
>There's already a Santa in the sleigh

how could they not splice in her getting nutted on?

Hey mom and dad, I'm trying to sleep right now. I'll be with you guys in a bit.

hajimemashite, visitor-tachis

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BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKKKK

just masturbated 9 times to this in 5 minutes, what do you think about that ?

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