Battlestation thread

battlestation thread

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Is that a fan or a heater on your desk?

If its a heater is it any good?

That's a big katto.

Post your cat’s feminine penis.

Fan

Please be nice to Alex.

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Is that a lynx?

Nah, he's just a fat little fuck.

So you fuck your cat??

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No way, fag.

You are the fag, fag.

old but Im too lazy to take a new pic

>bud
>brown marlboros
white trash i bet you own a kawasaki

>in front of a door

Why?

Its not like I can walk out of there, its just a window with a railing in front of it. I never need to open up that window

Lotion user are you a NEET?

Yes, and?

>dick sucking certificate
oh thats, neat

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Can I fuck you?

I got a new bed.

>its just a window with a railing in front of it
Your house has a suicide window?

>Shitweiser

Yes.
If you woo me first, maybe.

>not posting the one with the meth pipes

>That shitty Ikea shelf

>Budweiser

How can an alcoholic have such shit taste?

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Why are you a NEET?

You've got shit taste in dakis but it is cute that you tuck them in.

>Unironically alienware
Why the fuck

I have no marketable skills and I'm not very good with people.

You seem like an enormous fag.

i dont own alienware, but if you had the disposable income, who gives a shit?

Which one is that?

Being cute is a marketable skill.

FUCK YOU, BAN SHIKI

Being cute and good with people maybe. I'm missing a key component. Being a cute shut in won't get anyone anywhere.

Is that a live cat? It looks like taxidermy.

t. racist

Why would you not give a shit? You should feel robbed off no matter how much money you have

It would get you in my bed.

Post the completed station!

see
It was actually only $200 more than the budget I had set when I was looking at individual parts.

She's alive.

I have my own bed.

Sharing is caring.

>Trump dicksucker
>Nintendo fanboy with Amiibo collection
Pottery.

It's not finished yet. I need to change out the curtain rods when I get home, I have to go out soonish. If it's still up after I get home and change them out I will.
You must woo me first to share my bed. I live like two blocks from a nice crab place, how about you take me there first?

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Only crabs I'm getting for you are the ones that you'll be getting after I've had my way with you

Gross.

>asking user to give you crap

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you're a degenerate weeb autist

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Perhaps I should've said seafood.
I'm not a huge weeb, believe it or not. Spot on with the other two though, excellent detective skills.

Thanks, you too.

>all those bottles blocking the monitor

crack pipes??????? wtf??

Holy shit thats a NICE fuckin cat, user

I like crabs. It’s a date.

If you want to be a professional Melty player, you need to do ten meth hits into money match. I've made my living from going to other fighting game tournaments and playing the anime FGC at Melty in the bathrooms.

those metal beer bottles are a fucking abomination and i have no idea why they exist
they remove the reason to get cans, which is higher volume, and they remove the reason to get bottles, which is that the beer is in glass
fuck this shit

Okay, meet me in Maryland.

Man, what?

This isn't nearly as bad as what they did the next day.

Tell Alex he is a good cat and give him a headscratch for me.
Or she. Whichever it is.
Thanks.

>From Florida to Maryland

That’s a big change of scenery...

Alex is a boy cat name, silly.

No they are meth pipes you ignorant sheltered manchild. Crack needs direct flame so they use a metal elbo pipe from a hardware store and a piece of brilo pad.

hey user can I see cum in yout tum?

>trump cologne
>meth
makes perfect sense

Sure is, Florida is a terrible place though and Maryland seems rather nice. I also missed snow and the cool weather. My current apartment is way nicer for a similar price as my one in Florida too and just about everything is cheaper here.
Go away.

they're also not white

Alex is an androgynous name. It can be short for Alexis or Alexandria.

Awful rude to tell me to go away

no american is white

>says the attentionwhore

I thought you lived with your mom?

I suppose so. He's just Alex though and he's a sweetie, I love him.
You'll live.
For a short period of time until I mover here, yeah. That's where I lived in the picture from the wooden house.

comfiest ITT

Did you fap in your moms house?

>not coming from a wealthy pure breed royal line.

Not everyone is a mutt like you, pedro.

They're Canadian

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What's that soft looking orange thing at the top right?

a blanket

Oh lame, I thought it was a stuffed fox.

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jesus christ this fucking excuse for a human being has pictures of a political figure in his haouse like it is an ornament or portrait.

How much of a faggot can one get.

I thought that maga shit was just a meme

Cute cat! Post more!

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What his/her name?