AGDQ Thread

AGDQ is just around the corner. Schedule:

gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Hopes? Fears? Expectations? Do you like the schedule?

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Pretty good list of PC games and no Super Metroid, this might be okay.

This. Its refreshing to not see it

fears?
a bunch of tranies, i hope not many of them show up

why would I bother watching this trash now when every year has been worse than the last to the point of strict rules against having fun?

>still watching testosterone done quick in the year 2018

Won’t even bother to check autism/BANNED highlights.

ESA will better and will also have the better threads.

Thanks for contributing to this thread being shit.

No problem my friend.

>Ratchet and Clank
>Crash Bandicoot
>Skyrim

first day's gonna be great

Isn't this an sjw fest?

>gender reassignment done quick
No thanks

One of the two main charity organizations they support helps north african migrants illegally enter europe and at one point was giving medical aid to wahhabi islamic factions that were trying to overthrow the Syrian government.

so yes

I look forward to ESA winter edition and comfy threads.

Will speed fapping ever be a competition? People can do live commentary and stuff

Even Europeans aren't going there, it's set for failure.

>2:30 PM Pre-Show
>SpikeVegeta, Blechy, Protomagicalgirl, JHobz

that sounds like one of my po-ju doujinshi

>SpikeVegeta, Blechy,
Cool
>Protomagicalgirl, JHobz
Pic related.

>11:53 PM Silent Hill SuccinctAndPunchy
how mad is this guy gonna be this time around?

lot of big names not on that list at all, seems like the last remnants of the core of SDA have finally given up and moved on, ESA just looks better and better every year, wonder how long until they fall into the corporate trap that GDQ fell into in 2014

>No Bonesaw

Why do they hate him?

Yep, giving this event another miss apart from two or three runs then.

"big names" doesn't mean anything

bonesaw decided not to attend because he realized long ago that fun of any kind isn't allowed

most of the other well known runners did the same

at least someone's playing diablo 1

>Faggot numales with zero testosterone have financially aided their own downfall

Pretty poetic.

I want a VR run desu. Like super hot or something..

But they suck at tech stuff so there'd probably be a 4 hour set up time

there are certain personalities that have a huge following that are the reason GDQ was more than a fart in the wind to begin with, you can't tell me the event isn't far worse now that the likes of Tri, old Cosmo, that dude that did the zelda games and always dressed up as link, that ginger that flexed on people, etc. haven't been there in years
just did a ctrl+f of the schedule, no stiv or bubblez either

fuck this shit, it's officially dead now, when is the next RPGLB?

I like the drama desu

Trihex not on list or did he use different tag?

Don't see any tetris runs so thats good.

He's a professional cosplayer now, isn't he? I'm not sure if he even does runs any more

Plus he was at SGDQ IIRC

It's the other way round, those people got "big" because of GDQ. When they got popular they realized they don't have to be good at games anymore and stopped having any runs that could get into a GDQ.

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banned

>6:00AM - four lines of coke
>11:00AM - 4 bottles of vodka
>12:00PM - streamer's gf gets gangbanged in a hotel room%

>hfw someone threw nuggies at him afterwards

He'll probably fine if the other autists don't roast him over it. You can't even recreate that situation at modern GDQ.

giving all you froci a heads up
i fully plan on derailing every single gdq thread with "whats wrong with americans" every single thread.
and seeing as how the mods really don't give a shit i have about 200 vpns set up and ready to go.
fuck all of you
fuck americans

could someone explain why a European event used american dollers? top reason i didnt donate

>they realized they don't have to be good at games anymore
cosmo's entire downfall into trannyism was because of his own personal failure to compete with his perceived image and reputation

I want Wanda to make an appearance.

i see a few games i would like to watch

maybe 6 or so, but i hope its not filled with disgusting trannies making out on stream while twitch silences chat.

seriously

fuck you twitch

Cosmo, Tri, and Caleb were all huge in the SDA community before GDQ, they're the reason the original GDQ in 2012 had enough viewers to survive and grow, they're still all record holders in their fields, no one is even close, they don't attend any more because the event isn't what it used to be, I've even heard rumors that Tri and Caleb were pressured into not attending anymore behind the scenes, they couldn't be outright banned for fear of destroying the event

>agdq will never be allowed to be fun to watch again
feelsbatman

because trihex hates what it became

>huge in the SDA community
That's like claiming to be the smartest person ITT and calling it an achievement.

the entire my summer car run was absolute kino

fukkin' france vs. england with two heavy accent finns commenting on top

I hope more chubby waifus appear on cam.

Tri hasn't run anything at GDQ in like 3 years, where the fuck have you been?

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I don't want this autistic running shit. I just know he one of the most successful streamers that got know from speedrunning

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Alternating Genders Done Quick

>cosmo and trihex
>record holders

lol no

Trihex can't compete with other yoshis island runners and cosmo played hot potato jumping between games for years because he couldn't keep any records until his eventual extreme humiliation with that nintendo competition. These people were personalities and, at the time, the face of their respective games but they aren't able to hold records anymore.

I don't know what trihex does anymore besides shill for fakku and at the height of cosmo's failure he made a schizophrenic video directly attacking the meaning of any and all speedrunning as a way of flipping the board off the table because he couldn't compete.

>they're still all record holders in their fields
Uh, no

Trihex and Cosmo are both legends for sure, but Trihex only has a WR in a Yoshi's Island romhack and all of Cosmo's times got beaten. Caleb is just known for breaking things.

>at one point was giving medical aid to wahhabi islamic factions that were trying to overthrow the Syrian government.
The charity is literally called doctors without borders mate, turning people away is against their mission statement. Obviously this is playing with fire so just let them continue to burn themselves until they put 2 and 2 together

>helps north african migrants illegally enter europe
This one's the problem

As usual I have €5000 to spend for this event.
Anything I should gear it towards?

Trihex runs Odyssey now and is actually pretty good at it. He has nothing on my boy Samura1man though

everything on CovertMuffin

Get the WAAH meme going again. I want to see another autist snap and tell an entire room to kill themselves

wait is trihex actually good at video games? I've never seen his stream

Put it directly into charity if that's why you're actually doing it, putting it through this just loses half of the money.

Was AGDQ ever any good?
>Fags crying on camera
>Wamyn crying on camera

Yes, he is good. Not great, but enjoyable to watch

if you watch this for anything but the awkward moments you got some real autism.

and probably also the reason you are still a virgin in your 20+

He's not a WR contender or anything but he's actually good at games, yeah. His chat is fucking stupid but he's still very entertaining.

He's like ClintStevens but black

>124th on the leaderboard
Sure is good.

I literally don't care about the charity. I honestly do it for the memes

Out of, like, 1000 people

It's really simple. Don't setup shop in a hosiptal surrounded by terrorist factions and you won't end up in a position where you're physically and actively helping the rebel opposition establish an islamic state by overthrowing a valid government and sending the region into utter chaos.

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All that means is that the game is popular and good viewer bait.

GDQs stopped being good years ago
Last good year was 2014, before the PC police and the trannies took over

>blechy is attending

>Quick

why can't Americans comprehend adverbs?

I'm also pretty sure his PB is better than what's on the leaderboards, are you the kind of person who thinks that anyone who doesn't have the WR is bad too?

it went to shit in 2014 and progressively got worse each year. i might not even watch it this year

>just around the corner
>still over 2 weeks to go
Are these shill threads?

>anti fun tranny hugbox
Dropped/10

please see
save your banter till then
i want these threads ruined like those fucking americans ruined esa threads

>Hopes? Fears? Expectations?
Yet another year where AGDQ gets less fun and more orwellian. I'm expecting this year for Mike Uyama to dress in an SS uniform, making various seig heiling motions, and scream "TO ZE CAMPS WITH YOU" to someone who laughed out of turn.

I expect him to hire big, burly bouncers who will immediately go through the audience and pick people up, throwing them to their doom moments later. I expect at least one run to be interrupted by guard dogs ripping the runner's throat out after he made a joke during unapproved joke time. Also I expect one announcer to accidentally say a donators name that turns out to be a swear word.

I seriously hope he replaces people with self-inflicted disabilities at the announcer table again.

yes, actually

go watch some highlight runs between 2012 and 2014

youtube.com/watch?v=HWr9ABQcS5s

what you listed would at least make it watchable

When you have a very niche hobby and there are still 100+ people better than you, you're not very good.

>someone in the crowd comes in with nuggets and starts eating them
>gets banned from the event

Remember. no fun allowed. Thanks for donating!

youtu.be/2KbcGOa7xr4

And he's better than 800+ people, what the hell is your point?

He's probably better than millions of people, but considering the amount of time people put into it, he's far from the top.

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>Protomagicalgirl
this even is shit

>Getting this defensive about some Fakku shill ironic weeb faggot

Get over him you pleb fuck, he's been fucking dogshit at speedrunning for many years but he's still a good streamer. Stop trying to make out he's some hotshot who's actually in the running for a competitive time.

Even the way he picks that up makes him look like a fag.

I'm just saying that you're being an asshole for absolutely zero reason. He has a good time, chill the fuck out my man

christ I hate these faggots

look at how they just shit on dreams when given even just an ounce of power

kek

>nooooooo, we can't have twitch chat do something! SHUT IT DOWN!

This webm always upsets me.