Playing MMO

>Playing MMO
>Some random player starts following you

post the Sup Forums cap

I do that shit when I'm bored desu

>play rpg
>random ass town npc follows you around and initiates dialogue every time he catches up to you

wtf

>5 minute into MMO
>some random player starts erping with you

>playing MMO
>do something stupid resulting in a somewhat hilarious animation (spinning around, jumping in a low ceiling, etc)
>random player watches for a second
>starts doing it too

Never fails to make me kek

Fuck, I meant humorous**, not hilarious.

its neither

>playing MMO
>ask first person you see for help
>its a girl your age
>start talking on daily basis
>be too poor to see each other until 10 years later
>she's a stripper, completely hollow on the inside

welcome to goldshire boi

i purposely try to find animation glitches to do just this in crowded areas in games.

Someone post the image of her looking like a man

She's a big girl

I do this and then go hide somewhere when they turn around.
They usually ask me if I want to ERP.

>stand there staring at the screen pretending to be afk until they go away.

>pretend to be older than I am
>erp with some chick
>find out after the fact that she's middle aged
>one day find out she has a daughter
>my age
>made an alt and told nobody about it
>pretended to be a noob
>pass her up by a zone and wait by some elite quests
>wait for her to get to that zone then group together for some elite quests when she gets to them
>quest together for a couple weeks
>realize that what I'm doing is kinda fucked up and delete the character
>find out from her mom that she quit because the friend she made disappeared without saying anything

I'll take things that didn't happen for 100

>booster seat for your dinner plate
wut

i'm worried there's an user that's going to do horrible things to chloe

>>realize that what I'm doing is kinda fucked up
But that's what makes it hot.

>playing wow
>questing in burning steppes, gotta kill a load of dragonshits
>some lvl90 shows up and starts destroying all dragons
>figure he's farming skins, ask him plz leave a few I just need like 8
>he goes fuck u, keeps killing dragons
>I just go to do another quest
>guy keeps following me and killing everything around me
>butthurt quit and relog an hour later
>he's there still, motherfucker
>some weeks later, I'm in terrokkar questing
>same guy shows up, starts slaughtering everything around me
>whispers miss me fgt?
>mfw

Can't be any worse than what genetics has already done to her.

What went wrong with Chloe?

You're lucky this Chad didn't just fuck you lmao

>some weeks later still
>questing in howling fjords
>relentless motherfucker spots me by miracle and starts his shit again
>ask some friendly horde twink who was flying around helping scrubs lvl to kill this dude (i was alliance)
>he whispers me wow what an asshole sure Ill help
>he flies in next to asshat, they stand there looking at eachother for like 2 minutes
>he teams up with asshat killing everything around me while horde guy keeps casting slow spells on me
>delete character and switch servers

Damn! Chloe looks like that!?

She's bulking

>for (You)

When you can't say if a pic is shopped or not, the person is really fucked up.

>playing MapleStory
>befriend some Brazilian chick that was like 30yrs older than me
>best training combo of Hero and Bishop at the time for maximum exp and grinds
>she hooked up with some Chilean dude in guild and they met and fucked
>she tells me he starts acting weird and ignoring her
>everytime we talk in FM or some town she suspects random people walking by as being Chilean dude named Aldo
>Keeps saying Aldo has spies everywhere
>Random noob walks by and "F2's"
>she freaks out and logs out
>starts suspecting long time friends as being Aldo
>I start thinking I'm Aldo
>eventually she develops heart problems and stops playing for while

Fucking Aldo.

Still not as bad as her Egyptian 'boyfriend' that called me out on Facebook randomly with a huge paragraph about me being sneaky and up to no good trying to steal his Brazilian waifu

>playing wow
>undead rogue
>fly into stormwind, right into the auction house
>get absolutely demolished
>'wow it took 62 of you to kill me'

people actually got mad

>play priest in WoW
>go to starting area of a random race
>cast mind vision on random noobs for hours

You like the kind of guy who'd get his phone fucked.
lmao this is all pretty funny, hope you took it well. Honestly you should have teamed up with the Chad. He'd teach you some extrovert skills.

are you this guy?

>play tera online
>buy some cheap firework from the auction house
>launches giant dragons into the air
>no cooldown
>have idea
>buy up a ton of stacks of said firework
>start spamming them in the city with tons of other players around
>everyone's fps drops to 3
>some people crash
>over the next few days there are multiple people launching these fireworks
>devs quickly toss in a patch to give the firework a 5 minute cooldown
I love turning people's computers into toasters. I've done this in other mmos and such too, but that was the best one.

>during vanilla being that guy who told random noobs to go silithus for a quest they didnt know what to do on.

>tfw 70% of the time the poor sods actually did it.

nah i just stalk players with mind vision/stealth, never interact besides occasionally giving them a hint someone is watching them

Looking back it is pretty damn funny. At the time I was just confused as to why they would just pick on a rando guildless scrub like that. In high school I was the bully because I was a grown ass nigger by age 12. I used to slap kids with their own hands saying 'stop hitting yourself' and putting their backpacks on top of the lockers, nothing serious. Maybe this was the universe getting back at me

>diary of a wimpy kid
the fuck

Maybe, user. Ty for the story tho

>playing WoW back in the day
>checking out lvl 60s in Ironforge
>accidentally press invite instead of inspect
>alt+f4
>stop playing the game for several days

I did this to players but never found the same guy twice.

I would go around to the tauren starting ground and kill all the kodos and striders while i waited for battlegrounds at lvl 85
Its harder to do now that everything respawns instantly and people and loot shit tthey they dont even first attack.

>anime girl sniffing hair.jpg
You like to choke on cock, don't you?

Doesn't happen often but it's terrible when it does.

I want to fug that bug!

Imagine being this obsessed over a 7/10 mediocre coalburner who shilled for Hillary.

Kek, dude should honestly kill himself.

i hate those fucking potatos. every time i come across one in duty roulette i make it a point if im a healer to never heal them unless necessary, this includes the tank.

Why is this image terrifying to me

>let this faggot get too close
>later find out he is a spic depressed tranny
>ignore him
>out of nowhere he comes and tells me to stay with him or he'll kill himself
>kek who cares
>he jumps off a bridge and survives, the absolute madman
>breaks some bones from the fall
>most likely won't be able to walk properly again
>gets back online after a couple of days
>starts playing the victim to get attention
>I'm the one to blame for everything
>now everyone hates me
Fuck man, I just wanted to play video games.

>Tfw My name is Aldo and I'm from Latin America

>mfw your personal space

>coalburner
you have no proof of this

>tfw one of your guildies tries to play the victim card on one of your other guildies
>nobody wants to be an asshole so they all start weakly agreeing with the dumbfuck """victim"""
>you laugh and tell them to fuck off and that they're only a victim of their own self because you're socially inept and you're too autistic to worry about ostracizing people by acting like an asshole
>by casting the first stone against the faglord you give everyone else the courage to come to your side and lay off the non-victim
It wasn't over anything fancy like a bridge hopping, but a good feel nonetheless.

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>tfw I will never see the real photo, just edits

>YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA.

post the one with the spic in the background looking disgusted

The real photo has already been posted

>in capital city
>autofollow someone at random and go AFK
>come back to a million messages asking what I want

user, I...

Here you go family member

thanks
his face cracks me up everytime

Imagine you smell her pusy

>ignoring a mans desperate cry for help
>fail to report his suicidal thoughts to his relatives
>wah y people hate me :

Never played WoW, what's mind vision do?

>t. depressed tranny

I wonder if that spic got fired for that picture

I'm not the only one who's getting a boner from this pic, right guys?

>give me attention or I'll hurt myself
Yeah nah, they are selfish assholes.

You see what the person you casted it on sees

Half the time I played in Jedi Knight/Academy on XBL was spent learning about/performing animation glitches. Nothing'll top a a wookiee with a red laser dick charging at you

Does it do anything else? Like let them know it's been cast on them or something.

>Letting people bully you through threats of self-harm
>Not respecting others' decisions as to whether they want to live or not
>Literally blaming a victim of someone else's self-destructive behavior

Hey buddy, how about you fuck off? Codependent shit like this makes things worse for everyone.

back when she didnt have those bear grappler arms

yes

WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT TO GET IT THROUGH TO YOU FUCKING MEATHEADS.

A-N-I-M-E W-E-B-S-I-T-E

>They finally understand, turn around, and rape you in an alley, while everyone passing by could see you
Is there a better feeling?

>I like anime
faggot

I had this happen to me once in Guild Wars 2. I was playing a charr. Fucking furries.

>play MMO
>get lots of gold and best gear and have not much left to do
>start giving random low level players items and gold to help their leveling process
>dont care for recognition or thanks, just feel glad that I may have helped someone in some small way

Okay cunt.

Give me two objective premises on why liking anime makes me a faggot.
Or are you incapable of not committing ad hominem?

You are a nice person
I wish I could help you too

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>So, what have you exploited today?

Nah, Chloe is gonna beat him up if he tries anything funny