Any games with loyal animal companions?
Any games with loyal animal companions?
Michael Scott
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Angel Morris
Dead to Rights: Retribution
Cooper Rogers
No. Not a single video game.
Nicholas Young
YOU JUST KNOW
Noah Davis
...
Justin Bailey
farmgirls dont really fuck horses
right?
Daniel Robinson
YOU
JUST
KNOW
Lincoln Thompson
God I wish I was that horse
Lucas Jones
Fallout 3
Jordan James
any smt
Eli Scott
Country Girls Make Do
Cooper Garcia
I really enjoyed this game.
Adam Jackson
No but they end up super attached and obsessed with them.
>that girl who was way too into horses in high school
Charles Cox
They do in lonely fat virgin minds, and that's as real as it gets
Tyler Moore
>No
Joseph Thompson
HORSED
Ethan Lopez
the girl with the horse folders, backpack and horse shirts. she didn't even own any horses...fucking weirdos
Matthew Green
Horse girls are fucked in the head.
Colton James
Girls that are into horses is the female version of autism guys have when they're super into trains.
Carter Walker
As ever, my response is "Black & White."
Now stop making your obvious, shitty threads.
John Smith
>tfw no dominant mare gf
Cameron Gonzalez
Yeah but you wouldn't fuck a train, no matter what
Jason Cruz
>our train kid was a perfectly normal guy with Chad elements that happened to be really into trains
I think he started training to drive them. Hope it works out for that guy.
Ian Reyes
Do you know how fucking hard it would be to? A horse penis is too big for a human vagina, and even if she's super loose she would still have to stuff it in and do all the work. The best they can do is hand and blow jobs but that can barely be considered fucking.
Lincoln Campbell
>No
Ayden Edwards
Wanna bet?
Ayden Hall
>
Benjamin Campbell
It's the way they describe them too.
>God, look at how... STRONG he is...
>A beautiful mane, a beautiful coat, just beautiful
>What I wouldn't do to ride THAT beast...
t. Literal words from some bitch who works at a farm apparently
Adrian Howard
>tfw you'll never give a horse a hand or blowjob
Henry Lee
>The best they can do is hand and blow jobs but that can barely be considered fucking
t. Canadian
Lincoln Adams
Girls are into horses because they represent masculine ideals (large stature, high musculature, etc.) yet are 100% non-threatening.
Basically the whole contradiction with a young girl's taste for men is that she instinctively craves a macho man but is intimidated by and afraid of him, so she settles with nonthreatening men. That's why boy bands are popular
Brandon Reed
Calm down mr hands.
Joseph Sullivan
thats nice
Lincoln Peterson
You never seen that video of a guy getting fucked by a horse that was going around like a decade ago? He dies from internal damage because he didn't want the shame of going to a hospital for it
This, they can get riding them, no penetration needed
Jacob Morris
...
Bentley Barnes
Most don't fuck the horses, but that one def at least wanted to
Connor Jones
my dad is into horses (horse racing, we just call it turf) and that's what people that are into horses say. It's nothing sexual faggot
Mason Cook
>tfw you gave a horse a hand job and he never called back
Jack Wilson
>the most common cause of death concerning horses and bestiality is not the penetration but the ejaculation that nearly tears the victims insides apart
Mason Rodriguez
I think your Dad is fucking horses
Logan Bell
Or yknow, it's just a great animal.
But sure your theory is good too Freud
Thomas Cox
I have relatives who work in animal husbandry.
I gotta say that I was not prepared to see my teenaged niece flaring a horse into a flask as casually as if she was milking a cow.
Michael Collins
You know, horses were beasts of burden and war for thousands of years so they're pretty cool forever imo.
Nicholas Ramirez
...
Joseph Roberts
Your dad is definitely sus my man.
Evan Kelly
>finish jerking him off
>grab a towel
>wipe off the three gallons of jizz
>pull out a cigarette and have a quick smoke
>ask if he'll call you in the morning
>"Neigh"
Josiah Diaz
lol look at her eyes in the bottom right
Henry Brooks
I refuse to believe any of this.
Luis Wilson
what is she drinking?
Evan Powell
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Kevin Martinez
How does a horse give you a hand job if they don’t have hands
Carson Martin
this
I just want to adventure with a trusty animal companion that I can also ride around because fuck walking everywhere
t. crazy horse user
Ayden Watson
protein
Jace Robinson
really now
Caleb Hill
>Girls are into horses because they represent masculine ideals (large stature, high musculature, etc.) yet are 100% non-threatening.
Girls aren't into horses, that is a degenerate man's fetish. And it is because they have gigantic cocks.