Why is she so perfect lads?

Why is she so perfect lads?

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thats not yuri

Shit game shit fan circle
Only people who like this shit is under ages coming from FNAF to the whole it's hip to be a "weeb" train

benis

Sayori can eat.
Yuri can eat.
Monika can eat.
Natsuki can try.
But that's about it.

literally youtuber/twitch streamer tier choice.

GO BACK TO Sup Forums YOU CARTOON MASTURBATING LOSER PIECE OF SHIT

Monika did nothing wrong.

Monika is best girl.

>people think its cool to be an autistic degenerate
Never thought I'd see the day.

>thats not yuri
Of course not. He said perfect.

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>petite
>short hair and fang showing
>chill personality
>isn't crazy or depressed

Don't cut yourself with that edge

Present father figure

Why isn't there porn of her yet?

Because you’re a redditor

Wrong, redditors like Yuri
Natsuki is /our girl/

>free game
>no micropay lootboxes

I-I don't understand...

> redditors like DDLC
Slight fix

They betted 100% on you falling for one of the girls and go on to buy their merch.

Monika is /our girl/

then sayori, then yuri, then natsukis dad

neck yourself

neck yourself

It's an advertisement for another game

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY.

really hope your dad beats the shit out of you for that post

Sayori>Monika>>>>>>>>>Yuri>Natsuki

Ffuck you

Good taste but get this reddit shit off my Sup Forums

Terrible taste

yeh, yuri was cutting before monika even fucked with her and natsuki is the type to get full paranoid and clingy when you manage to get her away from her dad or feed her a protein bar or two

sayori seems a little more stable but if her depression gets to the point where the love of her life requiting her love still doesnt make her happy thats a huge issue thatll lead to a really bad relationship

monika is the most stable tho, mostly cause she isnt just a trope and more of a real person

Delicious flat chest
Great taste in weebshit
Can cook for you
Only one with non-pretentious poems
Smug but cares about you
Doesn't really go batshit
Probably smells amazing
Smol (IMAGINE)
Probably shitposts and could help you with your memes

You're better off asking if she has any imperfections.

Just monika
Even natsuki said it

>Because of you.

The entire game is structured on the presumption of Yuri being the players choice. Natsuki is nothing but a joke 'loli character' to complete the dating sim VN theme.

>when the dev is so desperate he has to come shill his shitty VN on Sup Forums multiple times a day

It's free

dans a pretty cool dude desu, project M was great

I wish he would work on making a smash 4 version so the game wouldnt be so shit but whatever

>>>/resetera/

>feels the need to shill his shitty publicity stunt of a game so he can get his new studio onto the radar
>project m was made by one dude
>cool dude
you need to go back

>Developers can't see past their own dick.
What else is new?

FUCK

didnt doki doki win a bunch of awards? why would he need to shill here

also he was a solid link, anyone who plays cutest boy in smash is a cool dude to me

>shill a free VN that already has coverage everywhere
(You)

>implying he needs to shill when hordes of pewdiepie watching kids non stop shit up Sup Forums

shes the worst character tho, she gets no development whatsoever

>tfw I have to delete Monika to get the ''ending''
I don't want to do it, she's the best

>HAHA DUDE THE CREATOR DOESNT WANT HIS PRODUCT TO GET POPULAR AND ITS NOT LIKE HE HAS A DDLC STORE NOW HAHA

the IQ of the people that play this "game" lmao....

Because she's already perfect.

i want natsuki's pretty little feet on my cock and face

he had a bunch of assfaggots on twitch shill his game for him due to the connections he already established in the cancerous FGC by marketing project m and 20xx which everyone and their mother fell for, plus he was strapped in terms of cash due to merch sales and FFZ, he's a literal jew
why else did you think an advertisement of a 2018 game would be free
his resume literally lists him as a PR person before a dev

I seriously can't get the fucking ending song out of my head.

WHAT WILL IT TAKE JUST TO FIND THAT SPECIAL DAY

well hes damn good at it and I enjoy the shit hes made so fuck yourself for being untalented trash who only bitches about people more successful than yourself

you could apply that to any game here you retard

>all of these assumptions

>>/reddit/

your reality and sayo-nara are the best tracks in the game

comfiest is the one that plays when you write a poem
don't know what it's called

>yuris scene of her hiding her knife at your home
>natsuki angry over you not playing with her and the literature club being the only thing she has
>he actually thinks itll be fun and games dealing with a depressed girl who you CANT make happy no matter what you do

not assumptions those are actual things that happen in the game

>t. non game-developer
I hope you realize that not all devfags are nu-soyboys and a lot are cooped up autists like myself who don't bother with normal human interaction and are consequently buttfucked when it comes to getting coverage. I could list a ton of examples of people releasing better games without having enough money or resources to get their name out there.

sure bud, or you just make shit content no one wants to play while you enviously shit on better peoples success

get a real job you fucking trash, the shit you make isnt good and wont be popular because youre bad at making it

>your reality and sayo-nara are the best tracks in the game

my fucking niggas

tomboy!

There's not much development. She only doesn't kill herself.

natsuki is a biological male

prove me wrong

not saying that your reality isn't great, but her voice isn't at all what I expected. I was thinking she'd sound more mature or refined

I have to agree, she sounded like what I expected Natsuki to sound like

My Confession is also top notch

I expected her voice like that, she sounds like a preppy highschool girl which is her characterization

yuri is the mature one

i felt the same but i liked that whiplash. it was a nice reminder of the fact that all these characters are children.

They're 18, user

>he says while posting on a mongolian basket-weaving forum
it's a good thing we live in times where constructive criticism is worth jack and we're not allowed to shit on anything that has a cult following these days
DDLC is a success popularity-wise but I'd be hard-pressed to call it a solid game that invests enough into itself in terms of structure, it's basically the equivalent of a one-trick pony

the fact that i'm aggravated isn't really your problem since it's also a source of personal motivation to make something better as well, your jumping to the conclusion that some user's work was shit is the result of your vision being filtered by the mentality that other anons are nothing but vile shitposters, and thus you are bound to respond to them in kind

Smart, leggy, genuine love of reading and dangerous girls are sexy girls. Yuri best girl fite me fagit

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lol of course. even the one that's supposed to be several years younger than all the rest. seriously though I sincerely believe that their relative success in keeping characters ages in perspective is the reason so much anime-inspired western stuff turns out actually better than the japanese works that inspired them. like this game as a perfect example.

Well that's how it is which is why the voice threw me off, that's all

Indisputably best girl

strange that tumblr didn't massacre this game yet by making the girls pansexual or that kind of degenerate shit. Undertale wasn't so lucky

Not with that hairstyle she isn't

youtube.com/watch?v=AmLwvEy8dVE

is putin /ourguy/

no one cares about this game, not even tumblr

This game was good until it got too forcibly meta, depending on which part but:
Monika is godlike waifu at the end
Sayori at the beginning
Natsuki when she accepts she cute
Fuck yuri though

Yuri is nice

>this game was good before it became good

maybe you should just download a regular porn vn from japan you fucking weeb

Sayori never says that!

It's not insane to read some Yuri/Natsuki potential as part of the theoretical 'good end'.

fuck her, she got too controlling, fuck those time of anime girls, shy girls are trash as well

Because she's a shallow cute girl who acts standoffish but secretly likes you, totally like all those girls you know in real life who just won't admit it, and she's secretly dealing with an abusive father which likely resonates with many posters.
Also she's flat and short and you guys are all lolicons.

Completely backwards.

it was my first VN dumbass, i meant the very end when monika talks to you in that room, i liked how it was approaching the end but it became tedious

>it was my first VN

Unteralterbach should be required playing before you can use this website

>>yuris scene of her hiding her knife at your home
I was confused about this from the moment it happened because the script said she was rolling up her sleeves when you came in when it actually meant that she was rolling them down.

tumblr isnt too hot on moe weebshit, the aesthetic of the game repels the cancer since those two types of cancer dont mix unless its yaoi

if doki doki was drawn in a more western fashion wed be worse off than matpat making 10 different doki doki theories

So have the fuckheads over at /ddlc/ made an alternate ending with her or something? Please tell me this isn't the last time I'll see her.

>Also she's flat and short and you guys are all lolicons
I've never heard it put that bluntly before, but uhh, yeah you're probably right. Huh. I gotta rethink my life real quick.

just searched it, get the fuck out pedo scum

yeah, you should go read the MILLIONS of gay little anime life simulators in the pool of VNs from japan instead of shitting on something thats good because it distracts you with cutsey predictable VN tropes then hits you with the good shit

this game is for weebs whove at least played one just so they know how shit goes so that they can fuck you over using your own knowlege
thats why the save feature is so hard hitting to its target demographic but just a little meh towards normalscum like you

Sup Forums-day was a mistake.

Hold up Edgypoo, majority of girls straight walk up to me and tell me they like me, or some just take their time until they feel confident. Assuming half the posters here are living alone I believe they don't need to project about their daddy issues unless they vaguely mention it which I have yet to see.
And she's not short, she's just malnourished

>Hey user I made you cupcakes!

Because she's literally Satoko from Higurashi.