I'm sorry Ubi

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Please say this is real.

The thing is, half of those people who are 'joining in' on the joke probably have no fucking idea what the other half are actually doing or talking about.

wtf

how do you jump off that thing without hitting the base?

It's real. The trailer even had "WE" in it.

It is real, I remember laughing my ass off while watching the stream.

It's definitely real.
>half of those people who are 'joining in' on the joke probably have no fucking idea what the other half are actually doing or talking about
As is typical with most teenagers.

how's the pc port for this

doesn't it have 3 layers of antipiracy measures

what the fuck ubisoft

youtube.com/watch?v=f2JDto0KSr0

u slide down

How the fuck do you beat these cunts

When the memes go too far I guess. Still, I would never touch another Assassins Creed game after Black Flag.

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Thoughts on this game? The only AC games I've played is AC2 and AC4: Black Flag, I enjoyed both of those.

Is the "we wuz kangz" thing actually a problem or just memes?

when did ubisoft change the leap of faith into the slide of faith? havent played AC since like the brotherhood

There aren't actually many niggers. They seemed to backpeddle and make the Egyptians look more like Arabs instead by release.

WUZ

I haven't played either, but I can guess that you slide down and then he kicks off halfway into a bail of hay.

Of course they know what it means. You severely overestimate how sekret our sekret club is.

the leap of faith still there, only on pyramids u have to slide down
u can even do the leap of faith backwards now lol

Kek. Did they make Cleopatra look Greek or does she still look like a black skinned nord?

weak point is either their ass or backleg by the knee joint
it's a good game and not really too kangzy but it does force alot female r strongk

"make Egyptians look more like... Egyptians"
ftfy

She has an heavy tan, but they gave her and her bro a greek accent.

You fail to overestimate the amount of 'normies' watching that stream though.

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>those nordic facial features
Can't believe no SJW has chimped out yet.

>rumors say next games will be set in ancient Rome and ancient Greece
>by the time Origins was set, Greek was already completely annexed by Rome

What would their argument be? She was greek.

Are you implying they know that?

Also, this is Caesar

>>rumors say next games will be set in ancient Rome and ancient Greece
It'll deal with Alexander.

SHE

>tfw my favourite historical figure for that period was in this game for a total of all of 5 seconds

Main character is black so it placated them.

She's depicted as dark enough for them to not get angry about it.

he's a pretty boring historical figure though, thankfully they didn't dwell on him

It just sucks they shot themselves in the foot with the whole idea that the assassin brotherhood only began with Bayek. There are so many pre-Bayek timelines that would have been awesome to tackle. Alexander the Great's conquest would have been one of them.

I remember laughing my ass off when the first word of the trailer was

>WE...

isn't she supposed to be ugly though

Is this game worth it? By this point it's never going to be cracked. Is it worth the money? I hated Assassin's Creed 4, moderately enjoyed Syndicate, love AC2 and Brotherhood and haven't played the rest.

I would say, more exotic than ugly, her nose should be bigger

I never played Syndicate but I pretty much sync up with your tastes. Origins is pretty good, right up there with AC2 and Brotherhood.

true but IMO they wouldn't have brought anything interesting

It revitalised the series

I believe she's described as being "striking" or some such.

Her nose was purposely depicted as larger to make her look uglier.

seven and you will never penetrate them

It's truly a breath of fresh air

>next AC game likely set in post-Caesar Rome
>it'll feature assassins helping Augustus, one of the worst tyrants in ancient history

Syndicate was pretty mediocre to be honest.

>Third game in the trilogy is set in the holy land
>You play one of the 12 apostles
>Game has you follow Jesus around as he does miracles with his apple of eden

I used that shotgun legendary bow that has bleed and health on hit.
Ezpz

I've rarely if ever seen them imply otherwise. I don't think they actually care much.

how long is it

Egyptians are not Arabs

Main story only? 20 hours or so.
100%'ing is 40-50 hours.

If you do get it I would advise doing all the sidequests though. They're pretty fun.

one of them just shoots you and its easy to dodge the charging.

Longest AC game. Easily. I literally thought I was 1/4 of the way through the game.
NOPE, that's when the title screen appeared lmao

>American education

Are you supposed to get dlc items from the daily quests?
I got a flaming dragon today.

That shit had me rolling. Every stream was like that. Even the sticky here blew up.

I just did the ring side quest, that was pretty funny haha
Clearly they took some inspiration of Witcher 3 mission design, no more just fetch quest and boring ''clear the Borgia's tower''

and that was my point?

>ring side quest
???

I wanted more seafaring adventures though...

It's hard to miss this sidequest, if anyone here is playing will know what i'm talking about

Never did, but wouldn't surprise me they just added dlc items to the loot table.

the quests like clearing out an area has been repurposed for some online stuff like revenging the death of another assassin (aka some rando online who also played and died in that area). Pretty interesting desu

no ty easily worst part of the games
should have never happened beyond allowing people to traverse water in smaller sails

Holy fuck no the worst part of Black Flag was forcing the same tired AC mechanics into boring-ass forests for 75% of the game.

Do u know if i can do the FFXV event now?

t. contrarian historian

umm sweetie
did you literally forget that you HAD TO COMPLETE A STEALTH TRAILING SECTION WITH A FUCKING SHIP
ships can rot in hell, keep that to another franchise

>Stupid britbong

Been proven by science and even native Egyptians don't claim to be Arab

Read a fucking book for once in your life you horsetooth fuck.

KANGZ

Micks claim they're white, what they bullshit about doesn't matter

Yeah it went up like a week ago

No. One person reports that "her strikingness was not in her beauty but in her charm and wit." Another person reports that "her strikingness was not only in beauty but also in her charm and wit."

Both speakers were born a century after her death. Take from that what you will.

This game will never be cracked. How does that make you feel, Sup Forums?

>put the most security into the only game you're black in
hmmmmm

i have not touched an ubisoft game in like 10 years now

ive already finished it though
am i supposed to wait around for chinks to inject their coin miners into my games before playing them or something to be accepted on Sup Forums?

Then why bother being in a Kangz thread?

because i saw this post on the front page of Sup Forums

>He paid ubisoft money to play We Wuz Kangz

sad

>you'll never get to play cookie cutter ubisoft game #13567843
I wouldn't even bother downloading it

>Actually buying this
lmao have some self respect

Good game desu, though I've always had fun with Asscreed games, even the mediocre ones.

>on a video game board
>doesn't play video games

Wait, what time does the game take place? There's no way the Pyramids were intact like in the OP during Cleopatra's reign, nearly 3000 years after they were built.

>by release

The characters all looked actually egyptian to begin with in the trailers though

Around 50 BC

BUT IN THE STONE AGE

48 BC, so 2500ish years after they were built

>Beard and full hair is the best look.
>he cuts it not 10 minutes later
Cmonboy

>Black

This meme again.

There is no fucking way the pyramids were that pristine back then.

N SHIET

>'Video game'
>Not 'Ubisoft®'s big open-world experience 2017'
I don't just give my $60 to any game that pumps enough money into its marketing