Game features """"dragons""""

>game features """"dragons""""
>they're actually wyverns
Why the FUCK is this allowed?

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>someone gets autistic over made up classifications for imaginary creatures

mainly because dragons are gay and wyvens arent

cause not everyone is a fucking nerd who cares about these stupid details

Just because you spend all your life in the basement and never seen any, doesn't mean they don't exist.

Because 6 appendage physics (8 if you count head/tail) would bog the system down too much. Would you rather have framerate or dragonlets?

You are hopeless.

>Game features dogs
>They're actually wolves

Why don't they just call them wyverns then? You should be the Wyvernborn, not the Dragonborn

>t. pete hines

>A big eel
>Dragon
I bet you think unicorns, flying balls of moss, and windmills are dragons too. Got that image in a better size? It's hard to read, and google isn't showing any results for some reason.

I hate Wyverns. They look so stupid without front legs.

I like it

It was lacking, but it was an interesting movie. Could've done better.

I clicked on magnifying glass on the low left corner like 100 times but it doesn't seem to work, could you fix your pic?

I hate Bats. The look so stupid without front legs.

>not interested in discussing how realistic things are in a alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls

God I hate this logic, it just lacks any nuance. This is what happens when nihilism overtakes so much of the cultural zeitgeist, people's inability to give a shit about anything makes things 100% worse as no one accepts that there can be a logic to the way things work in fiction.

>pronounced wy-verns
i've always called them wer-vins

Are you sure you aren't retarded?

Post some vidya dragons, dammit.

>cultural zeitgeist
fuck off

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Is there a single game that doesnt fuck this up?

no just dyslexic

Do you have a readable version?

>"dragons
>actually wyverns
Sounds like OP has got Runescape and every RPG game with dragons mixed up.

> game directors and loremasters
> not nerds by definition

monster hunter, dragons dogma.

Wyverns arent dragons. Dragons got 2 arms 2 legs and sometimes 2 wings. Wyverns are the same except lacking arms.

its like not differentiating between black people and white people, just makes you look retarded.

Monster hunter always fucks it up actually. Never played DD but its a capcom game and they dont get it so I wouldn't assume DD got it right either.

monster hunter sucks.

Dragon's Dogma actually fucks it up in reverse, the wyverns in the game have 4 legs

Dragons Dogma has one of the best fucking dragons in the entire vidya sphere

how does monster hunter fuck it up? unless you're talking about fucking brute wyverns in which case I agree

H*ck yea fellow bro.

>how does monster hunter fuck it up?
90% of the monsters in Monster Hunter world are actually dinosaurs with hats.

You are talking about fictional animals in a fictional universe, the people in that universe calls them dragons and have no idea wtf wyverns are.

fpbp

btw I'm creating a new game and would like your opinion about my newest monster. I call it the hobgoblin (pic related)

>Put a top hat on a chicken
>"ahah its an angel its my universe so I can call it whatever I want!"

they're the same thing

>Nobody posting the best dragon from any vidya
Monster Hunter is stupid though. This thing's a fucking horse, not a dragon.

I don't think you made that.

Monster Hunters definition of "Elder Dragon" is literally just anything that can fuck with the laws of nature or cause huge amounts of collateral damage.

Ukanlos and the fire version are labelled as flying wyverns despite being giant turtles without wings, you got brute wyverns too. Shits all over the place.

In Japanese folklore, Kirin are Dragon-Horses.

hi pete

Flying wyvern is the body type, they just gave up their wings for more specialized bodies. MH classifications are retarded but they are at least internally consistent

i've got a friend who pronounces it "way-verns"
tilts me every time.

None of these match the original depictions of dragons.

Ok

Except a chicken actually exists retard.

I swear to god this board cannot come up with arguments that don't make them sound like they flunked out of elementary school.

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Ukanlos is a wingless, flightless dragon. Its just a giant turtle.

It is neither flying nor is it a wyvern.

This wyvern shit pisses me off too and I actually lost friends once over it because of Game of Thrones and The Hobbit

This is a wyvern

thats not how you post a picture of the White Fatalis

Sesquipedalian.

No it isn't.

Its ancestors had wings, its forearms were simply adapted into powerful walking arms instead. Also "wyvern" in monster hunter is just a term used for large scaly monsters. Like how brute wyverns are t-rex looking motherfuckers.

It literally is.

Are you autistic or do you not get that wyvern and dragon are distinctively different words for different creatures.

The point was MH fucks up classifications

Except it doesn't. Wyverns and dragons aren't real and the exact definition of what makes something a wyvern or a dragon isn't set in stone, unless you want to sit here and tell me only giant winged lizards with venom tipped tails actually count as wyverns, because thats what a "Real" wyvern is. You're splitting hairs over a classification of a creature that is not only not real and has changed as fantasy has changed, but has only ever had its true definition adhered to in a very small portion of designs. You are the autistic one here, retard

That's a scaly birb as far as I'm concerned. Real dragons have separate arms and wings.

How much of an omega brainlet do you have to be to fuckin google search the difference between wyverns and dragons then come back and still try to argue.

Crawl into a hole a fucking die faggot sperg holy shit.

Gonna hijack this shit thread will quick, what board do vape threads go on?

I'd trust Huey's opinion on canines over anyone else's, since he's such a bitch.

>this assblasted that your definition of a fantasy creature isn't being adhered to
lmao
also, the "definition" of wyvern still calls it a type of dragon, faggot

>When a sperg waxs philosophy over a PR man doing damage control for something he doesn't care about beyond it's profitability

W E W

Does any other language differentiate between wyverns and dragons?

>game is full of dragons
>they're supposed to be terrifying
>look dorky as hell when you get right up close to their faces from the front

Nope, there's no different word for wyvern in my language, they'd just be called Dragons.

Also dragons are called 'Drake', which some would argue is a lesser dragon in english

Sup Forums

I think in english drakes are typically wingless four legged dragons. Like your stereotypical dragon with its wings ripped off

All wyverns are dragons but not all dragons are wyverns?

Chinese dragons and western dragons are both dragons but theyre clearly different types.

Its like Genus, Species, Kingdom shit

I want to fuck that wyvern

Wiv-Errn or Why-Ver'n?

way-vern

Please reference this handy dandy chart for your dragon typings.
Which type is your favorite?

Why'd you do it Vern?

Salamander master race

>what are serpent dragons

who the fuck calls a winged serpent "amphitheater"?

Fae because I have distinct positive associations with the imagery due to one appearing in the ending of a difficult RuneScape quest, so seeing one reminds me of the feeling of accomplishment.

>Hydra
three heads are better for blow jobs.

Medieval Europe .

Wyrms and winged serpents are the sexiest

Europe or England?

Amphithere. Learn to read.

>went through the 'dragon phase' in my early teens
>literally hoarded fantasy novels based on whether they had dragons on the front
>re-read some them over a decade later
>they're so fucking bad
>how did you endure this garbage

sauce?

Always been a fan of Lungs. Something about Chinese dragons always interested me.

This is an elf.

I too am a fan of lungs, I enjoy breathing.

Europe, it's a heraldry thing.

>Santa's elves are actually dwarves.

You should pick up Dragonology and relive that glorious period of childish love for dragons.
I mean, Dragons are cool as fuck.

Wyverns are a clasification of dragon. And if you want the four legged variety those are technically wyrms. Both are dragons though.

>t. echidna

This. All wyverns are dragons, but not all dragons are wyverns.

Carlos!

Bingo.