LISA thread

So who was in the wrong here?

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Buddy. Fucking annoying cunt.

Marty.

Lisa. The answer is always Lisa.

Literally everyone in the game did something wrong.

Not the orphans who got set on fire

Post your favorite partner

They played with matches.

fuck it then, who was in the right and why it was pic related?

They literally started the fire though. That's what happens when you play with matches

Not even a fucking contest.

>Terry performs the HOTTEST OF DANCES

You've seen who Shocklord is based on right? Fucking classic.
>Video 100% related
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Green Power Ranger?

>tfw I kept Terry the whole time because I knew he got one really strong attack.
>Whole team has nothing to do with gas/fire
>Hottest Dance is useless.
>Too late to train someone else
>still kept him cuz Terry is my nigga

Sweet lemon tea man was the best partner, I lost my shit when he teleported to the next screen with his little stool just so he could go on with his pointless stories.

sup dude here lemme just completely fucking break the game and allow you to do 10k damage on Satan with a single fireball ha ha

You did the right thing user, but also the wrong thing by not getting second best party member

Is there any sort of info on his kids in the game, the wiki said they died of illness but I have no idea where that is in the game

He was my number 2. Olan + Nern is dream team material.

He could've stopped the others from taking joy but didn't, so he's compliant to them all dying

It's a little annoying how the first 3 party members you get have such good synergy. Every time I see someone playing the game for the first time they always end up using only Terry/Nern/Olan.
The game is so much more fun when you try to experiment with other guys in the party and find better synergies.

>tfw couldnt deal with the final dialogue when you fight everyone and realize why some didn't even attack you

I actually did this the first time just because it seemed like they all worked together so well just like you said. Only after I went back and read the wiki with all the other characters did I realize how much I missed out on.

Birdiemind

first time i never recruited olan, terry got kidnapped and i didn't have the money, nern died in roulette
i hope you didn't savescum

>fighting Terry
>fighting Nern
>fighting Olan

Just fuck me up senpai

>watching a friend play the game for his first time
>he decides to savescum through russian roulette like a chump
>loses all of those mags an hour on the crossroads to the third area when he asked Buzzo "why are you doing this?"
Retribution is so sweet. Props on him for taking the punch and pushing on without resetting, though.

Buzzo literally did nothing wrong

Brad... I've been a loser my whole life. Hanging around you have made me feel strong for once. Like a man... The first day we met was the best day of my life. ... Even before the world changed... Maybe you don't feel the same way... But you're my best friend dude. It's just this... Brad this is our future your messing with... I'm sorry. We can't let you do this.

>Not killing immediately Percy in Russian Roulette

He was determined to make it all the way through to the end and get all those mags.

Shit I wish my friend was like that
Got bored and gave up about 5 minutes into the game

He's starting to feel overwhelmed with no arms and no items; he went to fight Hawk Hollywood in area 3 first thing and he got ravaged. I think half the reason why he's playing is just because I want him to.

Who is objectively the LEAST USEFUL party member?
>pic related

Percy?

i'd argue that ollie nickels is more useless, fardy atleast can be used early game and as roulette bait, ollie comes with depression as well, on an island more then half way threw the game, where you can also get Fly, who is a much better gun user.

Percy can be used as roulette bait and has a balanced moveset.

another valid choice

Hey

What was the deal with Jonathon?

Reading this might actually hinder your appreciation of the game: Dismal Island was literally just dudes from Jim Sterling's podcast, including him.

>9999
>DEAD

You deserve this

Oh i really don't like that. At least it was an optional area. What was he a kickstarter supporter or something?

I just want to die

>Blocks your path
>Kills Nern
Fuck you I just wanted those keys

Yeah it was a kickstarter thing. I don't think it's too bad since unless you know the guys already you can go through it without even realizing.
There are a lot of other kickstarter cameos in there, such as pic related.

What happens if you don't give them the TNT? I don't think I ever tried it.

The fight against your party members gave me that odd feeling in my gut, the one that appears when you feel really guilty about something.

>Have a really cool idea for a party comp
>Wrestlers!
>Shocklord, Sonny and Bo Wyatt(His name is a mixture of two WWE wrestler names so it works)
>After getting them all and feeling great I run into this guy thinking I'm hot shit
>*Chomp*
>*Chomp*
>Bo is the only one left after the fight

is that the fucking minecraft fags?

holy shit never playing this garbage

>that entire bit with the son asking for food
>and then he appears

have two best friends done minecraft? i can't remember any of my friends that watch them mention it.

Just watching youtube videos here. Saw MattPat played the game. How the fuck did this happen?

youtube.com/watch?v=oii_PZThBig

oh no, i don't think i can stomach this, i don't like the guy as it is, give me the skinny.

Yogshitt

He spent the first twenty minutes advertising his merch and spent the rest trying to do a pacifist run.

ah, yeah those are two best friends, not yogcast.

what does he think this is, Undertale? Lisa forces you into just about 80% of its fights.

Think that's bad? Have a look at the video thumbnail

thats about what i was expecting, fuck.

Holy FUCK. Can't be get in trouble for advertising an 18+ game to underage kids?

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only one nigga that is important

Heh that's pretty gud

Even though I didn't enjoy the Joyful as much, some fights were something else before the whole finale with Brad.

>BIG LINCOLN SENDS YOU TO HELL

Can I get a quick rundown on Gary? What's the lore behind him?

Hasn't stopped Activision.

how long is this game? I feel like some escapism but don't want too long

Washed up wrestler living off of soup

depends on how you play bucko, on normal run with no guides it should give you 15-20 hours, on hard mode though, at least 25 hours if you can finish it, props if you go joyless

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Probably 5-8 hours, depending on how many optional areas you explore and the difficulty you pick.

didn't help buddy, took the cowards way out despite being young, lowering the amount of viable partners for buddy's family to repopulate the world with

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is it too deep 4 u autistic shit or just enjoyable and when you're done you feel completed

>party was nern, olan, beastborn
>expect beastborn to just chimp out
>...Brad

2 deep 4 you would be undertale, Lisa is pretty chill, but i wouldnt go for the joyfull if i were you, it lost a lot of the appeal of the painfull

Anyone else like Pointless better than the main game?

When I completed the game I felt completely empty so I dunno man

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I'll decide that when Pointless is done

In about twenty years

i mean like understand it and don't have to research fan wikis to know what the fuck just happened or play it 6 times for the full story

no, it's a very very straightforward story in that sense, about the only thing you might be missing is some context from lisa: the first but otherwise the tale of a broken man is just that

You get the best party member.

Who is that? I already had Olan

i liked it
it's better than the joyful
great soundtrack and joel is a cool gimmick

there is some minor lore/alt ending stuff but you'll understand most of the game on a single playthrough if you explore and pay attention
one thing that trips some people up is buddy and lisa. they are two different people. lisa is brad's sister, buddy is the baby he raises

Tiger Man

>joy addicts