Why isn't AzurdaXDromarch a thing?

Why isn't AzurdaXDromarch a thing?

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Cuz that's gay

Why aren't there ntr doujins with all the blades and vandham

There is literally nothing wrong with being gay

Dromarch is for Nia

because dromarch already has a boyfriend
it's me

NOOOOOOOO

Because Jap dialogue indicates Dromarch wants to tap Mythra.

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Dromarch is way more of a butler/father figure for Nia

Because one is an annoying Furby creature and the other a fucking tiger. You'd have to be severely messed up in the head to want any sort of romantic tension between the two.

It is weird how some Blades clearly have sexual feelings while others are completely blank.

Byakko's the real what...?

those two have the best chemistry out of the entire main cast unironically

Which is why he shall remain free of romantic relationships to take care of his lady.
Of course, should his lady need a bit more from him, he might comply to satisfy her

Blades are a mishmash of human feelings and fantasies, it's perfectly possible for one to be devoid of certain functions (like libido or memory).

Because Dromarch isn't gay, he likes how Mythra is dressed.

Don't open this

"Cuck", probably. I mean, it's pretty obvious Rex has at least some sort of feelings for Nia whereas Mythra barely even considers Dromarch.

>Jin is created from fantasies of all those kids with oc donut steel on DA

The fuck is wrong with Tora's mouth? Literally obliterated my boner.

E C C H I

>Blades are a mishmash of human feelings and fantasies

I'm not gonna doubt that this thing was made solely to make the first XC2 doujin a gay furry one.

JIGOKU NO BANKEN

I want to nut on this rabbit's tits so bad

Me too.

Good taste friend

Looks like something Raita would design
Disgusting

>Disgusting
You're disgusting.

>that girl in her story that quest that is absolutely all over Dahlia's tits

literally me

I still refuse to believe this is a real model

Gay

That's right

He can joke sometimes, too bad we don't see much of that

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because dromarch's barb covered cock belongs to me

>Me-Yaoi

Go back to bed, Nia.

I want to shag that pus

They didn't know if they would reconstitute. Also, even if they did, that's not the kind of person that Rex is. He's not going to take it well when they say "Oh, we have to kill ourselves, but don't worry, we'll come back from the core." To them, that was goodbye and they weren't coming back.

They did come back though, with all their memories, they wouldn't have been glad to see Poppi otherwise.

Spoiler your shit jesus

FLORA

It looks fine.

THE SOURCE OF ALL LIFE! RETURN TO CHAOS!

malos did it when his core was damaged, and rex had her entire core with him, malos even said she'd planned it so even jf she died she could reconstitute using rexs part of the core, which he aparently doesn't need to live. Guess its just irritating that you go through the whole "sacrificing yourself for your lover" several times in the story and she doesnt learn a damn thing from it.
sorry bruv

I just got her, is anybody else grossed out by her hands.

its funny how shes the one that catches all the shade when the pheonix girl is 10x worse

Her hands are fine. Her "natural" nail-ish heel though, that's freaky.

Do you have an image?

>malos even said she'd planned it so even jf she died she could reconstitute using rexs part of the core,

Except that's not what he said. She was going to kill herself and give him the core, which he said would replace Rex's heart. Not that Pyra was sure she would come back from it. If Malos was sure she would come back, then he would have let her do it on a lark, since they would just take the core and that would be that. If anything, Pyra was sure she wouldn't come back.

Nim was her name, shit healer too kora is the better knuckle weapon healer

That's not how you spell 'everything.'

I believe you have wound up on the wrong board, bucko. Might wanna go back to ;
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I wanted to use her because I like kit and sunny. Cute dragon siblings but fuck nim's ugly nose yo

>kit
>sunny
>sunie
>Kitsune

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Does anyone have the higher resolution version of this image? I can't seem to find it anywhere

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>one good strike and Pandy's arm would fall off.

I know you could say this about any of the blades, but seriously. Light bulb shoulders. At least we know that Blades can heal from any injury.

Zeke will keep her from harm. They are my OTP. They will live happily ever after and she will be the princess of Tantal when he finally settles down and takes the throne from his father.

it can be ridiculously difficult to break thickly blown glass

>one good strike and Pandy's arm would fall off
To be fair, people are like this too, you just have to swing hard enough

>The tantalesse royal line ends with Zeke because Blades can't produce children.

Or we can go with the other idea

>Zeke is forced into a political marriage with Morag. Who gives them an heir, but only because it is her duty. Zeke loves Pandoria and Morag loves Brighd.

>Bind Praxis to Zeke because that seems like the obvious choice
>Later on in the Praxis/Theory quest she threatens to use her own Eye of Shining Justice on a little boy
I bet Zeke felt so proud of his little girl...

>Morag
>Loving anything but Niall's shotadick

The two of them should fuck

after combat with praxis equipped zeke says "Praxis you take off that eyepatch this instant, your infringing my copyright!" i wish there were more of those post battle bantz like the first game had

I think Dagas and Electra have post-battle banter with each-other if you're using them each on a different Driver

Dagas and Zeke also have pre-battle banter where Dagas says to Zeke that royalty should have other people fight for them.

you probably don't know enough furry communities.

PS3SUX

Well? Have you come across this particular combo?

yeah, i just feel like you need every specific party setup for the dialogue to occur, i remember XBC1 had a ton of different ones, especially for zeke/dunban/shulk those were the funniest

When did Zeke travel to XC1's world. Man, that was a weird game.

The Nopon Doubloon sidequest revealed Azurda had a girlfriend who put him into debt when he was younger

Parallel words leads to weird shit man

IIRC the text was ambiguous about the gender of his crush at least in the French localization

Besides, beings that live for hundreds of years probably swung both ways at one point or another, if nothing else than for curiosity's sake

Titans also probably don't have a sex. Since we find out the life cycle going from Blade to Titan and that the huge titans give birth to the lesser ones, which die and create blades, which eventually go back to the large titan to create more titans. Why would the lesser titans have any kind of junk?

/thread.

How come there are sapient titans like azurda?
We don't see any other so they're probably rare.

Not even azurda is safe from thots

>Holy shit look at those tits
>I'm going to go there and ask if I can grope her
What a fucking champ.

>French localisation
Not sure if accurate but a pleasant surprise to read at least. Doesn't sound like a 3'rd google trad from english for once.

The French subs are actually pretty great. Love how they translated the one-eyed monster joke. I've noticed one or two mistakes like a word missing in Praxis' text when speaking to her after sleeping in Leftheria but nothing major.

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