Food equivalents of video games

>Super Mario Bros. 3

>sonic

Sleeping Dogs

>any telltale game

Melee

>Fallout 4

fortnite

>tfw on a diet for being a fat fuck

Dark Souls

Horizon Zero Dawn

Cool Spot

chocolate on bread is pretty good

yakuza

once you lose weight, you can still eat junk food but you just gotta moderate yourself, exercise afterwards if it's really bad, and keep an eye on your cholesterol
I have yet to go on a diet and im a fat fuck myself, but it's good to know what to do once I get started

>7-11 sushi
Yeah, no. Unless you're talking about the PS2 games. 7-11 isn't good enough to represent the PS3/PS4 games.

Overwatch

BotW

>Bloodborne

The Phantom Pain

You'd be surprised by how much different 7-11 is in Japan.

I think he means yakuza series is just mediocre japanese garbages which you like just because it very """"japanese"""" you damn gaijin.

i loved eating those as a kid

Sure, wandering around a Japanese city is cool, since I'm not as familiar with it as if the game was set in a western city, but I like the storytelling and combat more than the fact that it's set in Japan.

that salad looks fucking delicious and just the right amount of carbs on the rest.

>sleeping dogs

is that what they fill those buns with? god damn chinese people dog eating scum

*smacks lips*
eyyooo hol' up... now I'm hungry nigga

FOOD
ANALOGY

>Imagine being so fat

rome total war

underrated

>Mortal Kombat X

Dark souls would be more like some delicious spicy dish

EDF

>normalfag licks tip of pinky that rubbed against rim of tobasco bottle
>"OH MAN, BURNING BUTTHOLE TONIGHT AM I RIGHT FELLOW HOT SAUCE ENJOYERS"
Seems about right

Monster Hunter

welcome to good burger home of the good burger may i take your order

MGS3

Super Smash Bros. Melee

But That's not my favorite game

Tacos are hard to eat though

>medium well

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Everything is wrong with this.

>medium well
>cheap cut o meat
>cooked on one side for longer than the other.

Dammit man

Shitty american supermarket """"tacos""" are. Proper tacos are little slices of heaven that don't shatter since they're made with fresh tortillas.

That looks so good if it were only cooked right.

For me, it's the The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. The best open world RPG.

/vck/ tonight bois

What a strange crosspost

Have a local pizza place pizza.

my point exactly.
vck

>really fucking good
>originally made for children
>autistic adults like it too
Yeah it checks out

Minecraft

ace attorney

Team Fortress 2

what if that was the point

Man, that looks like a good burger. I should go buy a McChicken.

>Trying to give diet advice when you're fat too

What a nice mom. Dante is lucky.

Chef Howard approved.

Get the unfinished tomato and onion dlc for only 45cents more.

just like a chicken salad, it also gets old and disgusting and filled with insects if you leave it out for ten years

so does ur mum

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I want to try one of these. I think I would like the fried one more though.

>My mom never did this...

Mass Effect: Andromeda

>tfw lunch today was 7-11 sushi and a bottle of Aquarius

Ocarina of Time

moar like Star Citizen

>local pizza place
>Digiorno tier "pizza"
This has to be California

That's legit very sweet.

Those are presumably pork buns. Dog meat tastes like mutton.

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>egg on burgers
>pizza with no meat
>salads with huge fucking meat on it
>richfag foods covered in 30 dollars in spices
>any "fast food"
only appetizing post was

In Russia the convenience store sushi is so shit that people have grill it to try and kill off the parasites.

Dante's mom sounds like a legitimately nice lady

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>egg on burger
Nice meme

Spot the plebs.

But it's a tasty meme,

>But it's tasty!

But all food is like that, user.

mother 3

There is so much fucking grease on it. You would need to use half of a roll of paper towels to get all of it off.

If it tastes good then it's good. We're talking burgers here, lad, not some artisan fru-fru shit.

IT'S SO EASY

>posting Old El Paso
Those fucks should be hanged for associating tacos with those yellow abominations.

starcraft

should be a cannoli

It's egg. A generic protein no different than putting a slice of chicken or turkey on a burger that you would never even notice.
>But it's so RANDUM XD!
lol

That's pretty much just an open-face burrito.

Yummy

You do realize different foods have different tastes, right?

>so austistic he sees food only in terms of category and not flavour, texture, and mouthfeel
Go back to your crates of soylent, retard.

Xenoblade Chronicles X

Egg has a unique quality to it from those other meats though. It doesn't have a conflicted taste with the patty and works well with the other garnishes given they're common salad ingredients as well.

And the yoke tastes great when it permeates to the meat abd fixings.

7-11 in Japan is fucking great.

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and i'm not talking about those store bought ones i mean like the freshly baked warm hot out of the oven gooey goodness

Nice argument.

>Store bought
Throw them in the microwave for a few seconds and they become tolerable.

Sam and Max series.

Street Fighter