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Uno.

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NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

DOS, TRES

The lightsaber just got 10 feet longer

CATORCE

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Ay, ay, ay! No es bueno!

Mucha shaka paka.

best part of the LP

Stop making kotor threads for no reason.

Could Mozart still be alive?

>tfw no qt twi'lek gf
ay carumba

NUEVE

I can't believe there's no Mission romance mod.

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Please spam this in kotor threads
kotor 1 and 2 have been my favorite games for years and i always put kreia as the top written character in videogames of all time
Every single kotor thread just shits all over both games, its so heartbreaking

>it's a kreia fag
gross, absolutely disgusting
fucking malak was better than kreia

>mfw a video game made for a few million like 15 years ago by a couple of canadians managed to have a more cohesive and engaging plot and better characters than a modern movie made for several hundred million dollars

NOT FOR LEWD
Only friendship.

Go home, Drew.

Sorry, ive loved kreia ever since kotor 2 was released
Again, these kotor threads ruined the comfy star wars threads because of this very reason. You automatically call me a kreia fag

Well with that pic that makes her look like jim carrey horribly fucked up a smurfette cosplay, sure I'd love to just be friends.

yeah maybe because you called Kreia the top written character in a video game of all time you sperg

Just became a Jedi, does this game pick up? Got a little boring.
Mission is cute, can I cuck Zal?

TWO

Eh whatever, thats how i feel about it. Sorry all you do is call people names. Feels like you're projecting a bit honestly "sperg"

yes
no

Second one is better

First one picks up once you can fly anywhere, but stays pretty consistent after that

you can force zalbar to kill mission slowly with his lifedebt to you

It doesn't look like Carrey at all, what the fuck are you on about?

lol ok fag

Prove him wrong.

Name a better one.
Kreia's combination of writing and VA is literally perfect.

Completely forget about this, most mustache twirling evil option in the game probably

Now why the FUCK would I do that
I might start over, I wanted to be Sith but I feel like a bastard.

Well it certainly doesn't look like Mission

>listening to Mission beg you not to, because you're her friend and she knows you're a good person inside

You don't have to. You can play Dark-side the whole game and then reject that ending.

[Force Persuade] Jump off the side of the Nar Shadaa skyscraper

Feliz año nuevo

Most of the Sith options involve being as much of an edgy douche as possible.

Did tres Quattro veep veep veep beeo

>kills you instantly
>suddenly can't do it anymore

>Every single kotor thread just shits all over both games
>being an unironic bioware fag AND star wars fag
yikes. they are average games at best. play more rpgs

It's just an idea of what she might look like when she's older, hence the scars and freckles.

That's just hilarious, they bring it on themselves by provoking on you.

leave

>She might suddenly gain a million freckles.
No thanks.

I love that one, also the restored content mod lets you force choke Mira a bit when she backtalks you when doing some force training stuff

>not liking freckles

A few freckles is fine.
That many is awful.

no you leave, bioware is shit, they made baldur's gate by accident

post planet orders

1
Tatooine
Kashyyyk
Manaan
Korriban

2
Nar Shadda
Duxun
Dantooine
Onderon
Korriban

>KotOR II
>average at best

Good taste, user. I use the same order for 1, for II I prefer Dantooine > Nar Shaddaa > Dxun > Korriban > Dxun Reprise. I'd prefer to get Mira first, but somehow it feels right going back to Dantooine first.

Young Mission was a slut.

well yeah, shes a twilek

tfw they sexually mature faster than humans

what happens if you manage to kill him there?

He just kills you in a cutscene.

First encounter is impossible, he's invincible and insta-kills you. I'm not sure if someone has tried to hack it but I imagine the game would just pretend nothing happened.

MUSHA BUKA POOSHA

Vette > Mission

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>Now why the FUCK would I do that
Because it's fucking hilarious? You could have demanded him to rape Mission and he would have done it. Just imagine this 7 foot tall wookie raping a teenager, unable to do anything because he's bound by his code as everyone watches. Doesn't that sound just fucking hilarious?

And then, after the deed, if you bring him with you on the Star Forge, he goes ape shit realizing what you made him do. It's just funny.

Wew lad.

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LP?

Linkin Park

Id say dantooine is the best starting planet for 2. Easy lightsaber part by tampering the will, and you can return to your ship pretty much at any point, unlike nar shadda which forces you to do a fucking longass quest once you do a couple good deeds, and korriban literally lock you in. Onderon is okay too i guess, although your ship being broken kinda sucks
You want to be able to return to the ship to actually build the lightsaber and to get a new class asap once you hit level 15. Nar shaddaa is especially bad for this because that longass quest starts with you around level 13-14 but in the end youre 17-18 or some shit, and you want as many levels as possible in the new class so you get sweet level dependant feats and shit

nar shaddaa is actually a little faster, you can get your lightsaber part immediately by going to the docks and talking to the dude about finding his wife in the refugee sector, or if your darkside straight up murder him and then go back to the ship. Visas will show up and boom, you have your lightsaber. If you avoid the guy who says your ship is his you only have to fight one dude.

>stripping 14 year old twi'lek to her underwear and keeping Mission like this for the rest of the game is fine
>corrupting her into hating her brother is fine
>mind-controling her best friend into killing her is fine
>but romancing her is absolutely haram

What did Bioware mean by this?

>Single Lightsaber Lightside Jedi
Best configuration tbqh

It's even dumber when you realize that 14 is actually the age of consent in 1/3 of Europe, remaining 2/3 are 15 (most prevalent actually) and 16 (fringe cases like 14). Only UK has age of consent being 18.

>single light-saber instead of double-bladed
>light side

You have no idea what you're on about do you? UK is 16.

>liking KOTOR
>liking anything BioWare

Flurry-spamming edgelords need not apply

HELLO HELLO

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My bad, it was Ireland not UK and it was 17 not 18.

Not anymore

>he says as he posts flavor of the month anime game
You're right, though.

>Doki Doki fag thinks he can comment on what good video games are

Dueling-speccing doormats are even worse.

DOWN YOU GO

>kreia as the top written character

Fuck I forgot how hot that chick was.

Decided to play this again, should I stop leveling past 2 for more Jedi levels or at least get to level 4 then stop? Is the pre-Jedi gameplay manageable at level 2?

She is just a contrarian bitch. Ironically it's picture that perfectly illustrates how shit of a character she is. She is just an annoying edgy tsundere and nothing more.

Could you try again and fit some more buzzwords in this time?

It's disappointingly easy to get through Taris as level 2 scoundrel with 8 str, dex and con. Including Arena. Just go for it.

yes, everything is very doable including starkiller at level 2

Said Carth shooting his son in the face.

Most fights will have you leaning on your companions, so they're not bad. Dueling ring opponents will get pretty tough unless you abuse grenade/stim/shield/medpak spam.

Okay bois thanks.

It's not necessary to remain at level 2, and there's benefits to taking any starting class to at least level 4, but it's not a bad thing either; it's just up to your personal preference.

Your party is capable of carrying you through the entirety of Taris (Carth is great with blasters early and better with melee by the Undercity, Mission is incredibly good because none of the enemies are balanced to deal with Sneak Attack). You might have some trouble in the Arena but with copious amounts of grenade/shield/stim abuse and healing from the inventory you'll manage.

Level 2 is mostly for future consulars, really. If you're going full melee, 4/16, 5/15 or even 8/12 is better because more feats.

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