Why do girls always play medic?

why do girls always play medic?

Because it's easy and it helps a lot.

I mean, look at him

>most attractive design
>easy to play
>you get close to other players with this

They don't, they play Pyro.

it's easier to shoot someone who wants to get hit and who doesn't shoot back

so they can heal the big strong men who have been fighting on the frontlines by having sex with them. because sex restores your health just like real life. also because they're good at it, the only other thing being making me a sandwich

why do shiters not play with the best shotgun?

I'm not a girl and I play medic? Only Overwatch supports that idea.

This is true, girls usually play/main the easiest class

same reason beta males play mercy in overwatch

because you can play medic exactly as you would be a female irl
>find the biggest chad
>latch onto him incessantly
>demand his protection
>if things get dicey fuck off and hop onto another chad with no remorse

Why does OP play with hairy testicles? The answer is probably the same or simular.

Easiest class is Soldier

i hate these kind of medics
>not being a god-tier field doctor and distributing heals to your entire team
>being uselss as fuck when your pocket eats a few crockets in a row and crying back to spawn
>not being the driving force behind your front-line offensive and getting mvp in heals only
like why even bother, go to overwatch if you want to be daddy roadhog's cocksleeve
he's simultaneously easiest and hardest

>This is true, girls usually play/main the simplest class

Fixed it for you.

>can't spy check

Because they have no idea how to conserve metal for shots and get pissy when they realize they can't use the best gun in the game.

They'll always gravitate towards any character that requires almost 0 effort to be effective and isn't complicated.

That's what the wrench/fist is for.

The medic you not described sounds like a crusader's crossbow main.

Also does healing damaged players occur faster than overhealing? I was always under the assumption it was.

>getting close to what could be a spy when backstab hit boxes are fuck huge and are also affected by lag

it depends on the medigun, but i believe so for stock

>On defense
>See like 4 engineers already
>Go engineer to level up their teleporters
>Only 2 of them place entries
>Someone's complaining about the number of engineers (He is one of them)
>Level up both entrances to level 3
>Switch to Heavy
>No exits
>Guy who was complaining says I am afk in base
>Get votekicked off
Maybe I shouldn't be a considerate team mate then.

>play with friend
>we get sent in an american server
(this matters because we live in eu)
>meet this girl
>great banter
>actually knows how to play
>friend her
>accepts instantly
>we chat over vc almost everyday
I really like her but the ping is insufferable. I want to have a fun time with her but I just cannt play when Im with her. Life is hard tf2bros

Untrue. I know tons of girls who don't. Stop talking bs.

>i know tons of girls
ppffftt

Stop posting Steve

>implying i have a dick

Welcome to planet earth my friend.

because people can't aim

Maybe you should try speaking up for yourself instead of being a passive little baby.

Why is every Dva and mercy main a girl or a fag?

Pyro is a weak class, girls don't play it because it's easy, they play it because it's cute.

>Mercy's ult gets changed
>girls now have to try harder

:^)
mercy crippled the entire support category after the rework

Girls dont play tf2

Do you know how many ours they put on on make up, hair, dress and style in general? Well, it's because the care about looks.

The same applies to decisions like this one. They pick the character that is most appealing to them. Then, if somebody says the "that's too hard for you" they change to whatever the faggot tells them to switch

>tfw you want to play medic because the syringe gun is so fun, but your team actually needs you to be a medic and not a skirmisher

>scout could've gotten a nailgun and not a pistol

>70ms connection
>Turn around to and see a spy stabbing my face
>Die
Every time.

>implying you don't
welcome to Sup Forums

>implying you're righto :o)

Subconscious desire to defer to, and support men. Medic = housewife, DPS = breadwinner.

But i’m a boy and i like playing medic