Get Switch for Xmas

>get Switch for Xmas

>Friends show up for New Years, am on Gerudo section, forced to cross dress link

>Friends see me dressing Link like a girl, now think I am secretly gay

Why the FUCK does BotW contain a mandatory cross-dressing sequence?

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>save
>quit
>put in mario kart

So that your friends would think you ar a gay.

>get Switch for Xmas

How fucking embarrassing. If you're above the age of 18 and still receive video game Christmas gifts, kill yourself.

>get Switch for Xmas

you just want a trap Link thread, fuck off already homo

jfc how fucking insecure are you

>get Switch for Xmas

>RECEIVED A SWITCH

they already knew u gay nigga

>tfw got a snes classic for christmas

You should fuck their faces and show them who’s the gay one

tf is this webm

Are you saying your OK with all your freinds thinken your gay?

me too. love the darn thing

Just fucking talk to them dude, tell them the game forces you to do it.

Actually, don't do that. Just tell them not to fucking care. Who gives a shit? Why are you friends with someone who judges you for something like this? Have some self-respect man.

Holy shit I've been looking for this webm, now I just need to find the source

2deep4u

youtube.com/watch?v=vwCQQwPc_O0

> all your friends think you're gay
> don't see you as a competitor for females
> not worried when you hang out with their girlfriends
> fuck their girlfriends
> play BOTW, DOOM and (later) Bayonetta 3
The Switch is a machine of miracles

Your friend wants to bang.

>not having friends who are into crossdressing Link

>Babysit some kids for 2 hours
>Open up BotW
>Was wearing Gerudo outfit last time I played
>Tell them that the protag is Link
>"Is Link a girl?"

Just post more Link you silly

tried to but one of them just cut me off laughing and tell me to put on Mario Kart so I did. But then I got last place in the first race so I have to sit in his lap the rest of the game. Just easier to go along since I'm way too small to fight him off anyway. It's not fair. How do I make them understand I'm not a fag when they wont even listen to me?

>Friends
stopped reading right there.

>does something in an open world game where everything is optional
>blames it on the game

nigga life don't work like dat

If you want to prove them wrong, dress up like a sissy little white boy and suck their dicks desu

Did you grind up on him when you were in his lap?

He looks like a wookie
Like one of the retarded looking ones

>mandatory
You could instead just save the divine beast for later, or explore the world, or fight Ganon.

Nigga my friends know I love traps and they think I'm straight.

Traps are normal fag tier now.

>lol cuck soy numale whiteknight!!! i sure got him now, fellow 4channers :^)

Sissy
Little
White
Boi

Are there any new good Link fanarts?
Less popular is better

Just tell them you're gay, then it won't be a secret.

It's not sexual if that's what you're thinking. The thing's called 此处与彼处 and is an experimental film. Nothing too special though.

>now think I am secretly gay
No, I'm pretty sure they think you're openly gay. Which you most likely are.

Faggot.

suck their dicks to climax without getting hard to prove you're not gay bro

sauce

source my man, i've been looking for months

have another cropped homosex picture

Just fuck a girl ohpee is not hard

Hardly get any time to react. He just scoops me up and practically crushes me against him and it feels really weird. But I don't struggle or squirm much cause then he gives me a break to get up and make the snacks.

no they think you're gay because you were playing a single player game (they seriously still make those? it's 2018!) while you had friends over.

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just get on your knees and suck their cocks one by one. get a bukkake going, that’ll show them what being gay REALLY means.

>things that never happened

>it was from the guy who did the genderswapped Z1 doujins/who does the gayest doujins in general
Fuck, i've jerked it at least 3 times to the first Z1 doujin, how come i didn't recognize him.

Mind break is best genre

>>>/reddit/

to turn gaijins into queers