Greentext your new years eve Sup Forums

greentext your new years eve Sup Forums

>Watched Paprika with /vg/

>sleeping

>watched dave chappelle
>he said something about making a murderer
>watched some making a murderer
>got mad at small town police
>went to bed

>talked with friends
>went down to local pub and got a few bears with friend
>went home and joined a JOI discord and entered the new year in style.

>Browse Sup Forums and occasionally switch to YouTube videos
>Live in one bedroom apartment so my grandparents told me they were going to bed and to get the fuck out into the living room
>Was fapping and came at exactly 12 am to ring in the new year
I wanna fucking kill myself

>played Sheep Raider and Gran Turismo 2 while watching Die Hard trilogy and drinking whisky

depressing but not horrible

>get on VRChat
>jump from room to room
>spend some of it dancing in The Void
>Visit the Pug
>go to the Neir zone to enjoy the calm zone
>then go to New York Central for the last 5 minutes before New Years
>Ball Drops
>Lots of fireworks and having a good time with strangers
>we start to talk about modeling and different VR equipment
Wasn't bad.

>got drunk
>played rimworld
>ate half a roast chicken
>woke up don't remember going to bed

>playing Warhammer II and trying to find a mod once I realized Chaos has no ranged units
>didn't even know what time it was until someone messaged me happy new year on discord

>went to bed

link to the dave chappelle stand up about that?

>no range units
>What are Hellcannons
>What are Axe Thrower Marauders, Horsemen and maybe Javilin lads
Wew lad.

>got invited to a New Years party at a friends house
>previously went to 7 parties in 7 days throughout the week drinking hard liquor all day
>declined and slept through the weekend

>sick for the past 4 months
>feel better, go to parents that I haven't seen for 3 months for the eve
>mom brought food
>dad brought alcohol
>i brought movies
>comfy quiet new years countdown trying to keep 2 12 year old doggos calm during their final new years eve because it;d be a miracle if they make it to the summer
>drink with dad til 5 am while complaining about life
>go to bed
>dream about having lung cancer and having only a few weeks to live
>wake up re-evaluating my life if I am truly happy the way I'm living and what I'm doing and what I'd do in those few weeks
>tfw I am and there is so much yet to do

>played human fall flat and EDF with a friend
>got aroused on vrchat then jerked off
It was a pretty alright night

Hellcannons can't hit shit.

It's on netflix

Aim manually and wreck shit hard.

>play drawful with some old friends
>pretty gud desu

>Sleeping
>Football
>Battlefield 1's new DLC
>Crusader Kings 2
>Dinner
>Cards
>Scaly shit
>Sup Forums
Roughly in that order.

>played 1.6 again for the first time in years

>kids asleep
>drink champagne with wife
>chat and make out
>she offers massage
>happy ending
>smoke weed
>she sews while I play civ 5 and dying light
>cuddle and talk about 2017
>new year arrives

Trigger alert for robots
A friend convinced me to go to a party (I usually celebrate new year alone.)
I am so glad.
>get drunk
>go sit on couch
>qt girl comes talking with me
>get closer
>have real pleasing time talking with her
>she leaves
>get to the door with her
>actually fucking kissed
I am just a virgin now, no longer a kissless virgin, I still feel very happy about it. I don't think I'll see her again but there's no need. not paying you to believe me, you won't make me not happy by saying it didn't happen
Hope you had a good time Sup Forums

>go to gf's house and watch a movie
>she gets mad at me for some reason idk
>shes mad all night
>come home and jerk off and eat the rest of my chicken wings

>Went to local watering hole with my best friend.
>drink for a bit
>watch two retards get into a bar fight about trump (In europe mind you)
>laugh as drunk woman poor a beer on the one that lost and walked home with friend to play couch co op

All in all a solid 7/10

just woke up
I missed it
it was like 5 hours ago.

>decided to go to the Space Needle because i didn't know what else was worth doing
>walk for an hour
>get there
>have an autistic/anxious episode and leave almost right away
>spend another hour walking back home

>played Shadowrun Returns: Hong Kong
>it's worse than Dragonfall

>reinstalled artificial academy 2 because it had stopped working previously
>played that for a few hours, only touching my dick to wipe any precum
>get invite from friends to come hang out
>wait an hour and a half after I'm told they would be here in 20 min
>go hang out in legitimate autist's basement for an hour shooting the shit and saying nigger every other sentence like edgy cunts
>go home at 1:30 am because I'm bored
>get drunk and about to back to AA2

Haven't had a NYE kiss in over a decade. I'm so lonely :(

>browse Sup Forums

>played Tekken all evening
>drank like 8 glasses of cheap wine
>came out of cave long enough to watch the ball drop with my mom and sister
>returned to cave afterwards
>have been browsing Sup Forums since midnight

>went to friend's house
>still feel bad about heartbreak
>texted girl "I still want to be friends, no awkward shit"
>played Mario Kart and Golf Story with friends
>watched The Office, Shrek, and half of Baby Driver
>dispersed

>found out my moms wants to divorce my dad
>most of the day was my siblings and parents arguing
>mom is sleeping in her car
>dad is pissed as hell
>have to play therapist during all of this
>want to just eat ham and lit fireworks

Who were you in the Void?

I was dancing in there for a good half hour or so about 1-2 hours ago.

I was Billy Herrington/Felix

>watch some of the anime that I hadn't watched that's in Kirafan.
>Time it so that as soon as midnight hits I start an ep of Gintama.
It was pretty sweet.

>shitposting on Sup Forums while listening to random youtube videos
>heard fireworks outside and realized it was over midnight already
>went to bed because i dont like to get up late

>sat at a desk in an empty office reception for 12 hours
>watched some blue planet
>played some Mr. Driller
>still didn't beat my high score
>got paid for it
who gives a fuck about a new year

>write haikus all night
>nobody notices them
>this will be the year

>watched Yu Yu Hakusho until 12am
>ate dessert
>jerked off
>watched Dave Chappelle while drinking tea
>now going to bed

typical new year

>boring office job where you can get away with watching movies or playing games

so comfy. I do data entry in a govt office and since I'm mindlessly typing all day, I set up my phone in such a way I can watch anime and movies all day and not get caught

>Dave Chappelle
Oh shit you were watching chappelle too? My nigga

>Went to party
>Lost horribly at Beer Pong
>Partner said they'd take the hit
>Girl kept asking me where her phone was
>Different girl kept asking me if I wanted to smoke a cigarette, weed, and vape all at different times throughout the night
>Girl who asked where her phone was started sitting on my lap
>We kiss at midnight
>Beer Pong partner threw up at midnight
>Girl asking to smoke was passed out at midnight
>Everyone else joins for a toast and cheer to the New Year
Overall pretty fun. Loads of games, music, and the ball dropping and the performances coinciding with it on the telly. Could've gone without the girl trying to get everybody high though.

Literally the only thing I was looking forward to all day. The second part was pretty deep.

my nigga
I do night security in a server storage center, and besides having to justify my desire to stay precisely where I am to my family every time I see them it's the perfect job

>plan on making a cool dessert I found in a magazine for a party at a friend's place
>we were probably going to play Monster Hunter and Magic and whatever else
>roads freeze over
>several wrecks every hour
>shut in and play Mega Man Maker

>went with friends to woods
>lit fireworks
>sumo on ice
>watching blade runner 2049
nights best one I've had in a while

I was playing as a custom Frisk model.

> went to work
> still at work shitposting

I get paid to do literally nothing 90% of the the time so I have no complaints. I need the holiday pay for taxes.

whats your job

>had gastro with liquid shit constantly throughout the night
>slept on the bathroom floor

Probably setting the tone for the rest of the year

Ah, We weren't in the same instance then.

I hadn't been to the Void Club till tonite.
I've got full body tracking so I was dancing up a storm and worked up an absolute sweat.

I would never be able to dance in real life but there is not anxiety in VRChat

>head over to friend
>spend night playing Little Nightmares and Layers of Fear taking turns by chapters only taking a break at midnight
>watch some fireworks and eat home made pizza
>come home at 5 am
it was good

Night shift IT. I sit around monitoring systems until something breaks; requires about 30min-1hr amount of work on a typical night. However, it's hella stressful when major outage occur.

>finish doing maintenance on some mining rigs
>fall asleep
>wake up
>it's 2018
>crack open a beer and play Overwatch

>get depressed due to personal shit
>friend calls, wants me over
>I play third wheel to his GF and me but it works out okay. we go to a bar, play giant jenga
>all of us get pulled over when im driving us back
>get sobriety tested, pass, let off with warning cuz my front tail light went out
>drink some champagne, eat pecan pie at friends house

I had a pretty good time

I kiss you user

>playing space station 13
>posting memes

I miss 4AM threads

i went to a lit nye party but i kinda miss doing low-key shit with just a few friends like this

>don't have any friends to go underage drinking with
>even if I did I wouldn't have the balls to do it becauss I have to please my mom who has sheltered me all my life
>just sit in my room depressed playing Nier off a tiny monitor I have sitting on my bed

>front tail light

>talk to friend for a couple of hours
>play vidya until 1AM
>get drunk on extremely cheap vodka and coke

Got the pepto and dramamine ready for later. I'm eyeing some of that shitty fireball that I have lying around.

>built something nobody will ever see in minecraft solo
>didnt even realize it was 2018 until like 1am
>feel like shit
>time is moving too quickly for some reason
I think im losing my mind
what the fuck do I do

>worked on
>reading up on EDF 5 and getting excited

Not this year, because I've decided that after 8 years in my 20s, I don't want to go out anymore.

>just turned 21
>get invited to a friend of a friend's party
>have a good time so far
>they ran out of champagne flutes so all they have are solo cups
>we go up to the rooftop on the condo they live on
>everyone in the building is up there too
>everyone is popping champagne
>I go up to random strangers and probably drink 5-6 full cups of champagne while I'm up there
>we go back to the party
>I start calling everyone there chinks and gooks and that we all suffer
>everyone there is Asian
>I am also Asian
>I eventually get kicked out

All the other years have just been me getting too drunk.

>drink big bottle of wine
>drink two 40 oz King Kobras
>watch some anime back log
>play some vidya
>in and out of browsing Sup Forums

No different than any other day that I have off cause I'm not a NEET

>friend bought me Blood Bowl 2 on Steam along with DLC
>played it with him and his gf, learning how to play and screaming about RNG
It was a good New Years eve.

I want to die

>pic related

>went to grandma's house
>ambient was shit and the family were watching I,T from a pirated DVD for the third time so i went to my cousin's room to play for a bit
>talk about stuff and he asks me to take a look to his laptop
>its fucked so i format it and literally just install avast and firefox
>2018 arrives while im installing avast
>got 20 bucks

>Eat
>More eat
>Drink about half a gallon of tequila
>Talk with family about whatever, we see eachother often so not very much interesting to talk about
>Fun game of scrabble, I'm pretty tipsy so I can only make words with 4 letters or fewer
>Clock strikes 12
>Drink another half gallon of what was probably just sparkling water or the guinness world record holder for the weakest cider in the world
>Eat grapes
>Uber is at a 7x fare so I'm offered to stay here for the night
>Talk to Sup Forums

And that's pretty much been it, I can't sleep at all because I feel weird being in my old room, I wanna get up and leave but now it's late for that.

>Family wanted me to cook New Years dinner for them
>I like cooking, so I agree
>"user, we need you to make 3x the serving size because we're having family over."
>Food I cooked ends up shitty because of a myriad of reasons
>I'm pissed because I know the food I cooked was shit
>"user, you're cooking is pretty good!"
>"No it's not, (start listing off everything wrong with the food)"
>"user, you need to relax, it's JUST food!"
>Leave dinner table out of frustration
>Also had back pains since morning
Pretty autistic thing to get mad at, I know.

>new year's resolution is to put a hard limit on drinking and fast food habits
>figure this is my last night to pig out
>bought a big sub sandwich, a bunch of tex-mex, and a 12-pack of craft beer several hours ago
>slowly sinks in that I got too much
>feel obligated to eat/drink it all to remind myself of the life I'm leaving behind
>don't even notice the turn of the new year because I'm so disgusted with myself
>just one and a half drinks until I can finally go to bed
>feel like vomiting
>I have to work tomorrow and I should be asleep
>video games

>played fgo
>watched the simpsons
>drank

>baked a cake for tomorrow
>made some bread for new years snack
>toasted with family
>got shitty rolls in the two mobage I play
>got drunk the rest of the night

>wake up
>cry
>go back to sleep
>wake up at 10 pm
>cry some more
>go get some whiskey, beer, and coke
>grab 2 pizzas from little caesers
>countdown with friend from same timezone
>eat all of the food, drink everything
>cry
>shitpost on Sup Forums
hellloo

>A bunch of neo/v/ had fun with party and Girls

Wtf? Where is the old Sup Forums?

I just went to bed, bruh.

>get off work
>race to where family told me they would be
>get wrong address
>midnight strikes while lost in car
>go home and get drunk to a music stream for a certain board
all a ccording to keikaku

>have a few phonecalls with relatives
>buy some cheap alcohol to sip on while video gayming
>it's 3:48 AM and I only have a couple hours until I finish de-thawing my cheesecake
I'm feeling pretty alright

>yearly LAN party
>drunk, high
>won the HL2 Deathmatch tournament earlier

feelin' good

>visit family for the day
>cousins come around, plenty of drinks and fun gossip
>watch the fireworks at the nearby lake
>catch a cab home because drunk
>play TF2 into the dead hours of the night
pretty good desu

hang in there fellow Central Savings Time user

it's 2018 now? When the hell did I turn 29? I could have sworn I was 20 just a few days ago, what's happening someone help

>drank heavily
>Played overcooked with my sister
>watched the ball drop
>parents came back from a party and taught them how to play too
It sounds boring as fuck but I had a great time.

>At the club with my friend who is also a dj there
>got free drinks because of it
>still boring since the club was dead

sounds comfy user

>dabs

>Wake up hung over.
>Check emails on computer.
>Have a quick look on Sup Forums for anything funny.
>See that its still full of soyboys and faggots.
>Mods are either useless or soyboys.
>Go back to sleep.

>unironically saying soyboys

I'm glad I could disappoint you. If there's anything I can do to make your new year's day worse, then please tell me.

You could make it worse by killing yourself. That would seriously put a bummer on my day.

>caught my gf kissing my best friend after we got back from the bar
>they thought I had left for some reason
>just went outside for a smoke

>worked
>did a shot with my coworkers while closing
>drank while watching Futurama season 1

what the fuck dude, that's not cool

right? I want to die

>drank till midnight while playing Civ6 and ffxiv
>enough familiy time during the holidays
>pass out
>wake up a few minutes ago
>have the whole week off
feels good.

>Took a shower
>Talked to my dad about who won the football games he was watching
>Cleaned all the empty bottles and cans from my room and made my bed
>Played Rival Wings in FFXIV, won a few games and lost a few
>Downloaded the updated nude mod for FFXIV
>Jacked off
>Restored my accidentally deleted bookmarks
>Cleaned up my FFXIV screenshots folder
I have nothing else to do, probably going to turn on MXC and pass out like I do every night. Who knows, maybe tomorrow will be different.

Just kidding, of course it won't.

nah dude, confront your gf about it. also, your "best friend" might not be much of a friend after all