I love mercy so fuckin much holy shit

i love mercy so fuckin much holy shit

why cant those kinda girls be real

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Semi related but i like how nobody talks about the newest female hero, the manface uggo bitch that looks like a tumblr approved GEM throwback .

What kind? Nurturing female doctors? They're real but spend all their time in hospitals.

She's very fun for people who cant aim like me
Happy New year

Me off-screen getting a handy.

>why cant those kinda girls be real
She literally has no personality what so ever. Her entire personality is being from switzerland.

shit waifu

go outside nerd

Why does a sexy mommy waifu attract almost exclusively faggy homosexual cocksuckers?

It's david bowie user. You didn't realize?

>Likes: Watch-making, eating cheese&chocolate, skiing, neutrality and being Calvinist.
>Hates: Fun.
Damn, she's walking Helvetia stereotype.

Is Overwatch good yet or do they still have a very clearly defined meta that is anti-fun for everyone involved?

> competitive overwatch

The only kind of personality women need is doing housework and a vagina

>Pharah still low tier after a year and a half
>despite being the most fun and cutest

Explain this, overbabs

It really is a joke, which is why it'd be nice if they stopped forcing metas and just let people do their thing.
I just want a game like TF2 that I can play without being forced to tryhard.

Moira clearly draws inspiration from Snow White's Maleficent, how can this go over people's heads?

Reaper is really used more than Tracer?

>the Goddess skin that show leg and feet

DELETE THIS IMAGE RIGHT NOW

I AM NOT A FOOTFAG

> competitive overwatch

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If I asked random people which of these was a man and which was female, it's clear that Moira is the tranny here.

holy fuck is hanzo really so fuckin trash?

>She literally has no personality what so ever.
>not being a bitchy dyke who ironically quips memes from plebbit every 5 seconds means you don't have a personality
Anthony please go.

You don't need to like feet to see that this image is very arousing.
Now you see that feet is a place to rub your dick like any other.
It's VERY, VERY, soft.

>footwear specifically made to show off toes
surely they knew

And yet players still complain how OP he is because he spread arrowed them once or twice.

the fuck are you smoking?

Of course they know.
And I am glad.

They are. I know a woman that's about 5 years older than her and looks creepily similar. Similar body type, same hairstyle as her default outfit, and she's a nurse.

She's my mom

>Implying overwatch isn't borderlands tier

Maleficent is from Sleeping Beauty. Not to be confused with the other six Disney movies with an evil witch.

Gonna need you to hook me up, my man

That's a 2016 chart
Its barely changed

Persuade her to cosplay.

>those facial expressions

someone promote the man responsible for this

also i heard they reduced widowmakers ass recently,is that true?

>2016

Holy fuck this list is old.

I played today, after 8 months.
Lie.
I fapped to her ass and dick during the match.

It takes a very special kind of faggot to not only have a waifu, but for it to be from a game like Overwatch. Sup Forums needs to start playing some good fucking games.

That's exactly what i'm implying.

Here's a fresher one.

How did mercy fall this low?

happy new year to you too cutie user

No one is talking about looks, brainlet.

How big is Mercy's dick?

I assume bigger than most of her players' dicks, though that's not saying much

>Mercy
>Pharah
Now I know why people ship them together. They're the unpopular losers.

Most of her players are girls and wannabe girls.

Well yes user, those wannabe girls are exactly who I was mentioning

>July 2016
Bruh...

And it's the same thing today, but with different heroes. 1-3 must haves, and a choice between 4 max depending on offense or defense.

>No one is talking about looks
We are talking about politically inspired game design decisions though.
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>brainlet.
Now, now user, play nice or the other kids won't play with you anymore.

Collecting Mercy skins is literally the only reason to play Overwatch at this point.

why can't i be that kinda girl

Probably because this was around the time Hi Rez got its nerf in how quickly it could charge. Used to be so abusive that you could pop it on one person and charge it quick enough for the next person. Since Rez was her only useful tool, nerfing it lowered her usage.

But she got the Valkyria rework, so she's mandatory again nowadays.

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>that spoiler

n-NANI

what did you mean by this?

Are you trying to argue overwatch isn't sjw pandering? what the heck? Which reality do you live in?

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She's taken

It's called quick play retard. Lots of fun and no bitching.

Yeah that politically motivated fat-joke of a character. You pulled out of that one faster than my wife's boyfriend.

Is Doctor Ziegler a pedophile?

I am really, really ok with this,

Cutest couple. I'm straight but would go gay for either of them.

I want to cum in Mercy mains over and over!

>create roided up dyke
>make her racist nationalist

>create second token black guy
>make him might makes right nationalistic & pro war

>create androgynous looking woman pandering to transgenders
>make her "facts don't care about your feelings" type

The rest are either stereotypes and the female characters aren't turbodykes who use #killallmen for punctuation.

>Which reality do you live in?
Back at ya.

Against an organized team he is pure fucking garbage.

In quick play he can get a quick cheap kill sometimes. However for every time he kills some big tank he gets fucked 10 times over.

She probably wrote a book about it in-universe and recieved critical acclaim.

I am open mouth user.

>both are adult
>only 5 years apart
>pedo
No.

NO its not. I looked at the list thinking this meta list makes no sense. Then I found the date.

You obviously don't play.

I'm not sure what this means. What does your open mouth have to do with cum?

Zarya is "racist" against robots, dumbfuck. Doomfist and Moira are literally just lazy villain archetypes.

Mercy was already an adult when Pharah looked like this. Pretty sure that's pedophilia.

I'm not criticizing. It's not a crime when women do it.

>one hero limit introduced

tranny chaser spotted

Not that guy but the game revolves around chokepoints and synchronizing ults so much, that the game just isn't that fun to play solo.

I'd like it if TF2 took the matchmaking from Overwatch though. Unless TF2's competitive mode actually has some form of it, never played it beyond one match when it was released (it was the worst match I've had and half the people on both sides just left halfway).

>July 2016

FRESH!!!!

Because retarded comp players were bitching about meme teams in their practice mode.

Get help

Well last I checked Pharah wasn't a child in the game, so it literally cannot be pedophilia.

>being good at only one hero

Again "moron"

Right, so the cancerous competitive players can still ruin quick play. Its not like its ever going to be an actual E-sport outside of blizzards little ball pit events

Guy who played last season
He's right. The game is still shit and has a very small pool of meta heroes, forced by the dev team.

Mercy x Efi

Good, enjoy 4 bastions, synmetra, and a mercy playing defense

Should be good...

It's more that you're no longer allowed to do 'fun' shit like 6 reinhardts or 6 torbjorns.
There's no fun allowed in Overwatch like there is in TF2.

Blizzard desperately wants it to be an e-sport though. So as far as I'm concerned they're basically tuning the game for the small amount of people who play OW competitive and profags. Which is fucking stupid for business.

Its fun when I get to play defense, sure.

Thats the ideal fucking game.
Also when was the last time you played OW, launch? Bastion's a dead meme, nobody picks him.

The e-sports bubble is over. Blizzard got lucky with a little nuanced game called starcraft and they think they can replicate it by balancing everything with a steam roller for some reason. CoD and CS will forever be the only ones that matter for e-sports, and even then is that really any amount of money to be dedicated to going after? No one else seems to give a shit

Ya remind me when macree and dva are top meta picks while 76 is low tier.

>that many hours on torb for competitive

I got platinum playing nothing but torb one season lol. Pretty easy to rank up using off meta heroes.

>Mei main

You are literally the 2nd to last person to have any say in the meta. It could only get worse if you were a Symmetra main.

OP image made me reinstall this game

is it possible to get that skin for mercy outside the halloween event? I actually like playing her because my rank is very low so I continuously embarrass people with her little pea shooter

There is a literal unlimited mode for you to play. It takes only 1 minute longer que than quick play retard.

So the answer is because of fucking jews importing muslims to white countries

go it!

>Ya remind me when macree and dva are top meta picks while 76 is low tier.
Are you agreeing with me or are you horribly missing the point?

Ya when you play defense. Enjoy being on offense against that shit.

>main
I have almost equivalent hours in those 3 heroes. A main would have way more hours in their one hero.
I play shit heroes to spite all the fags who think they know about balance, by stomping them with shit heroes.

That's not an seasonal event. Her Devil skin has been there since day one.

Better get in soon so you can get 5 holiday loot boxes for free.