Oh, purple-moustached clever Waluigi.
Thou art such a genius when it is thy time to attack Mario and Luigi!
How thou attach springs to thy shoes, know I not!
Why dost thou not have thy own video fame?
Art thou enraged that thou dost not have one?
Why dost thou fight the Mario brothers?
Thou art negative and wicked when shooting fireballs at thy green plumber, thy foe!
Why art thou always cranky?
Art thy purple knickers in a knot?
Perchance Alvin Earthworm annoyed thou with his Youtube video.
Why art thou so tall and slim?
Perchance a Power Flower fell in you mouth when thou wast a baby.
Why dost thou wear a purple suit?
I like thy violet outfit for its unique hue.
Shouldst thy brother Wario and thou fight so repeatedly?
Is Bowser the Dragon-turtle you fiendish companion?
I dost wonder what it wouldst be like to be friends with Bowser and thou.
Dost thou own the Vicious Petey Piranha Flower?
Dost thou like the kind Princess Peach?
If thou couldst own a Yoshi wouldst thou?
Thou art so sly and crafty our slippery Waluigi.
Dost thou fight Geno the Explorer dangerously?
Why art thou not in Super Smash Bros Brawl?
Perchance thou art sad for being excluded from that rough game.
Why art thou so nimble when thou escape the police?
Thy symbol is an upside down L.
Oh, thou art sneaky, secretive and tricky, mine own Waluigi!
Ode to Waluigi
Well, that was better than I thought it was going to be.
cool
Why is his mouth closed?
it's not open
literal pottery
oh nono no no...
I don't get poetry.
>thou
do americans actually do this?
>the absolute state of nintendo fanbase
I know who's jelly right now.
What meter is this supposed to be?
This is what properly weaponized CWC-tier autism looks like
The autism spectrometer
So when do Nintendo issue a cease and desist?
>dost thou
>dost thou
>dost thou
shut up idiot kid
>Pan-Asian
The only identity of the hapa mutt
It's art, it doesn't have to follow any rules or previously established conventions.
parallel syntax and old timey english isn't bad for some autistic 10 year old
looks like your typycal flip monkey
That's the best a 10 year old came up with? I've seen better from younger.
>Canadian
Oh ok.
>year barely even started
>already gone to shit
Should've necked myself yesterday.
>the year of 2012 barely started
Autismo 2018 from 6 years in the past
Noice
...wtf
American "education"
>Waluigi
This name is retarded.
Maple syrup americans.
>literally just change words to thou, art, and thy
>win awards
Warui means bad, stupid gaijin
A thing doesn't really happen until it is observed, tho.
>Why art thou not in Super Smash Bros Brawl?
I don't know why but it cracked me up
Waluigi fans get all de pusi though
>2017 wasn't the Year of Waluigi