Congratulations, you've won the twisted metal tournament

Congratulations, you've won the twisted metal tournament

what is your wish?

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death

I wish to be with Reisen!

More Twisted Metal

I wish to fill up Reisen with my cum while this user watches

Wish granted. You're now a mole on her butt cheek.

I want to like fly dude

Granted. Hope you like gacha games.

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Sounds great

You again?

a golden thief bug card

Trump to be the president of america forever

Second best bunny for me

I wish for Sup Forums to come up with a good video game related meme to replace the brainlet tier soygrin- and wojakposting.

Just double down on apu posting

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I wish that you we're dead.

>i want video game related memes
Are you twelve?
Oh, why am I asking? Of course you are.

I wish to be able to leave Sup Forums.

WE WANT BABES

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

Technically he is dead.

Granted but you start browsing tumblr and not for the porn

Ned wants a bigger one.

i wish for porn that simulates having a significant relationship.

Granted, you are now subscribed to BLACKED.com

I wish you would stop posting this thread every day.

Granted

now its just every 2 days

You were me and I was you.

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this was an actual wish in head-on, and it happened

I wish I was 18 and could try the past 8 years over again

Exactly.

That's my wish. Either that or I become in charge of the Twisted Metal tournaments instead of Calypso.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

I'll be happy with a decent PC port of the last TM game. We only have TM2 so far.

Granted

but i didnt wash my hands

Wait wait. Wasn't Calypso the big bad villain ? Then explain this :

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I wish for Startropics series finally getting a 3rd entry.

Was there ever a wish Calypso granted in good spirits other than making Sweet Tooth undisputed big dick of TM?

I AM CALYPSO!

AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!

He granted Mortimer request of eternal rest

he lets the redneck freak from TM Black have his revenge, no strings attached.

Also best Calypso is the OG Calypso.

Cancel the Nier franchise.

I wish for the world to hear the wail of a deadman's soul.

granted
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I'd like a bowling trophy and I'd like you to say "I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal." And then I'd like to go home.

granted. You get your trophy, but your home has an aggressive squatter problem since you entered the tournament.

TM Black Calypso was A manefestation of Sweet Tooths Psyche as it took place in Needles Kane's head. Everyone who wanted revenge or to kill better got their wish with no strings. Everyone who wanted to change the past or look for forgiveness got dicked over

I WANT TO BE A STAR
THE STAR OF TWISTED METAL

Granted
The Nier franchise will be canceled immediately after twenty years of smash successes and consecutive GOTYs

For Morrigan Aensland to be real and in love with me.

Most of Black he granted with no strings attached, its just that most of them resulted in more pain by default.

In Black he rewards those seeking vengeance or suffering.

If you wanna help, either yourself or someone else, you're fucked.

Granted. Now it will be posted every hour.

A girlfriend

I wish to win every twisted metal.

and the turkey is dry

I wish for INFINITE WISHES

>granted
from now on twisted metal is about sucking most cocks under 15 minutes

Granted. Now you are the money paw and have to grant everyone's wishes

>he stops lurking Sup Forums
>to lurk Sup Forums
???

I wish i've never wasted so many years on this place

Fuck that's a good one

Granted. You now wasted those years on 9gag

Granted. Now you're stuck in an infinite loop, and will live through those 8 years over and over.

I wish I was a cute loli

I wish I was happy

I wish I could get away from Sup Forums and get through my vidya backlog.

Granted but you get Geiger Counter'd immediately

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I wish I had an army of robots, that cannot be reprogrammed to turn against me.

Granted!
But you suck dick at being a commander, your powerful army is clueless and attracts the attention of a galactic force that will subjugate you and force you to command your army from a prison cell.

Only two meals a day!

Granted but they are easily defeated and the people who fought against them kill you afterwards

I wish that no more wishes could be granted, ever.

you confuse Calypso

I wish I got my daily dosage.

I wish for a new twisted metal on ps4 that isn't a total flop and has good online
No fucking around like"ea is the developer"

Granted but you are now gay and repulsed by the thought of the feminine form naked and get sick every time you see boobs and/or vagina.

Granted, you cease to exist.

Granted. Well, by that I mean your wish is not granted, as per your wish, and since your wish isn't granted, I'm going to go right back to granting wishes. See you next tournament!

Granted, but you have to pay a monthly subscription and it's p2w on BR servers.

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>BABES
YEAH

>a no fun allowed character that only enters each tournament to make sure nothing gets granted
mite b cool

I wish for an empty box

i wish for todd howard's death

That i had the motivation and drive to follow my goals

But considering I just won a death race tournament I'd probably already have that

I guess world peace or something if not a savant like understanding of producing music on any level

Tumblr isn't bad desu senpai

It depends on what you like and follow that you'll see stuff that follows your interest

Granted but Pete Hines takes over his place and Fallout and TES get even more retarded

Granted, but the robots are already programed to turn against you.

I want nothing.

I wish for a wish with no drawbacks

Granted, everything around you ceases to exist

NO COPS 2018

I wish this user didn't take "Sup Forums hates video games" seriously

BTFO

Jokes on you! I wanted just that to happen!

Wish granted, Calypso posting is now everywhere.

PEACE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wish to be called a faggot.