Inklings are creepys

inklings are creepys

No, they're cute.

MOMMY

Why she got tits?

Cuties

WOOMY

I want to give some of my white ink to that squid

My wife

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I agree with that other user in that Callie is literally the ideal wife

It seems I'm among my niggas.

It's hard not to love her

I need more adult inklings

I find it impossible

I want to make an inkling into a woman and my wife

Demon of semen.

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Hugs only please. Callie is precious.

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Callie is a miracle and is for marriage and impregnation

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Callie must be preserved for future generations.

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When people post pics if her like this then she's built for sex. Rough sex.

her genetics will be passed down to our children

Post Squidcest

Keep your BLACKED fantasies away Callie please.

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Reminder that Callie and Marie are in their late 20s and Pearl is 21. Squids barely grow

Blacked? I'm not into that degenerate garbage.

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Evidently you are. "Octo'd" is the Splatoon equivalent.

TAKO’D

Callie and Marie are 19.

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>"Ara Ara I feel like a young inkling again! Mind if I join you kids in a splat fest?"

Oof, What a great first day of the new year.

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>"Mom you can't wear that on the field..."

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>Raw footage of Marie being happy

>heels

Inklings are only good for ONE THING

painting

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squib

She's been reunited with her Callie of course.

>heels
>not sandals

>posts creepy fan art
you don't say

Well guess I'm into Octo'd

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Sandals are fucking disgusting.

>You will never nibble her ears
>You will never ink her back

I wish it were otherwise user.

I want to be in a sandwich with them

This is you. Inkling feet would be adorable.

But like... Do any of you cancerous fuckers actually PLAY the game?

i play with u mom penis lol

Mostly Salmon Run. Matchmaking roulette gets on my nerves.

I still don't get these pictures, do squids have naturally long thick tongues? Comparable to their size anyway?

They don't seem to have tongues at all. Must be another fetish that artists have foisted upon them.

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>heels or sandals
>Not barefoot

>doesnt wanna crush bones with a squid

Would getting head from your squid wife be dangerous?

For you.

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Inked

whats the lore behind Baby Park? is there an entire baby version of the Mushroom Kingdom, or did the adult versions of the characters build an amusement park for their baby selves?

You mean hug right. Yeah you mean hugs.

What is that inkling doing talking to that sewer scum? She knows that it only pretends to be alive.

I want to marry Callie!

Imagine this tongue in your ass, mashing the shit out of your prostate

I want to imagine those tongues wrestling over my dick.

>"Callieeee! It's my turn!"
>"You already wiped up off the grease! Give me a chance"

WHAT IS HE DOING TO HER?

Are they squids or are they kids?! Please respond my lawyer needs to know

yeah

hug

squkids

they're meant to be DFC, what is this cowtits/dfc cross over?!

K, he says I'm going frail

What annoys me about MK8 is that they could have easily consolidated the roster had Inkling Boy/Girl as one character with a choice, and used the open slot for Callie/Marie in a skintight biker outfit. Such a wasted opportunity.

I'll have you know I shower every day.

For some reason Splatoon makes me imagine that Inkling girls are just as horny as the boys

And you have this world there all these hormonal teens are partying, shooting paint at each other, with no parental supervision

And only a fragile layer of adolescent social awkwardness is stopping each turf war from overflowing with hormones and becoming an all-out orgy.

And that is really hot to me.

please no

>Make Tanooki, Metal, and Gold choices for Mario
>Make Pink Gold and Cat choices for Peach
>Make the babies choices for their adult counterparts
>Consolidate the Koopa Kids into one big choice like Yoshi/Shy Guy
>Make Dry Bones and Dry Bowser choices for Koopa and Bowser
>Give the Villagers 3 different appearances like the Squid Kids (female Villager a cute but still)
There's a lot they could have done to make the roster look less bloated without actually getting rid of anyone

Delet this

would you take coffee made by an octoling?
it's probably poisonous.

So we can all agree that Callie > Marina > Marie > Pearl, right?

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Key word being probably, I'd still take the chance.

only if she drips her grool into it

i would tell her to go back to octfrica and stop taking inkling jobs. not that i've ever seen an inkling work. in fact this raises many questions about the splatoon universe. surely those huge skyscrapers aren't only for jellyfishes who seem to do all the work.

Callie = Marie = Pearl = Marina

>Pearl is 21
>Marina is 18

Octolings sure are fertile

>questioning the work ethic of the Inkling Slave Empire

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