Haydee

Was this a good game or just fap bait?

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fap bait that's actually a decent puzzle game.

Pretty good if you don't mind clunky controls that are intentionally made obtuse. Layer of fap bait on top of an enjoyable mini Metroidvania. Shame the level editor is a piece of shit.

it's a fairly decent puzzle / exploration game if you can get it for under $10. don't be fooled though the main reason you play it is for the fatass titties and the walking animation

Had the opposite effect on me, I would have considered buying it if the fap bait part wasn't so obvious.
I don't mind full on hentai games, or games with a little sexy, but that's just insulting.

Thanks.

I bought this game without knowing about the booty, and needless to say I end fapping, goddammit.

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Replaces all other in-game Haydee models with Rob too.

>good

Try extraordinary mediocre to nearly unplayable

Yes, I want 3d platforming with my tank controls, I need that gap filled in my life and this game filled it

thats called being gay

also, there's this where you play the left robot.

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I downloaded a futanari mod but the cock was static; if the cock had physics based flopping the game would be 30/10.

But could we give an assassin bot skin the legs and chest of Haydee and use that?

>Had the opposite effect on me
Same here. Whenever i see curvy women in video games i freeze and then shit my pants in righteous anger after which i wait for my mother to clean me up and pat me on the head for resisting my toxic masculinity urges.

When's the Switch port?

SAUCE NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

NUCLEAR WARHEADS READY TO STRIKE

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From the Workshop right? I didn't too much like that one either, maybe Loverslab has a better one.

>realdolladdict.com/2017/12/27/wm-dolls-163cm-h-cup-new-body/
what the fuck is this nigger
is it a fucking toy, why is it so arousing

>is it a fucking toy
quite literally

does it have fuckable holes? I have $5543 in my bank account, I'll buy one of these

>check out some other stuff on the site
>there's a doll that stands 100cm in height
>with a 103cm bustline

call me gay, but I really want to see one in action. Where can I find stuff like that

this
>says he likes hentai but not forced fapbait
>haha gay
Hey buddy are you fucking retarded?

>call me gay
gay

I want one of these I don't give a fuck anymore

This website is just a blog. I'm not sure you can buy from them.

How much do these things actually run for? I wouldn't bat an eyelid if you said 5-10k.

>smol 5 foot 4 extra thick sex doll

Please how much does this shit cost

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I thought these things still ran around $5k.

>giving up completely already
You guys know that there's no return from this right?

user I'm never going to find a 5'4" small extra thick girl with a bobcut

BURST COMMAND TIL
UUUEUEUEUEUAUAHSHEHAHDUYGHHGHF

>You guys know that there's no return from this right?
Yeah the 50's are never coming back. Fuck the rubicon.

The best part:
>Many dudes start just buying sex dolls/sex bots
>Women get desperate
>I get my pick of the yielding flesh

>brown legs
and that's why I didn't buy it
it should have been a full on robot instead of a nigger wearing a bad glados cosplay

I have doubts that this doesn't already exist in relative multitudes. 5'4" is one of the most common heights for women.

The game is awful. Clunky and pointlessly slow Tomb Raider platforming mixed with really bizarre two second long "fights". The game is sterile and full of Unity store assets. It's lazy. People bought it because tits. lol. Just go fund some patreon game if you want to fap.

f-fuck

>doesn't even mention the core of the gameplay
Ok

how the fuck do I buy this thing right now

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>Unity
It's a home-made engine with all self-made parts. You should at least pirate it if you're going to try and shitpost about it.

I made the mistake of looking up a video of someone "using" a RealDoll once. In motion these things look like fresh corpses.

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I like that picture, too bad it's a mod
this fucking disgusting thing is your basic outfit

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2000$+

>mod
Yes, and? The purpose of the mods (and these were available since a week after the Demo released) is to make Haydee more appealing to you. The pack of basic leg recolors I have was made by a dude here on Sup Forums and /trash/ Haydee threads.

If only she (it?) wasn't so short.

i'd fuck the shit out of that jesus

>Yes, and?
mod installation for most games is a pretty clunky process
should've been an unlockable outfit

Outside of the workshop auto-installing them for piece on there, outfits in Haydee are as simple as copying the outfit files and the mtl/skin/mesh files into the Outfits and Outfits/Haydee folders respectively. Then going in-game and going to the Outfits menu.

Lots of mods for it, pic related is probably my favorite.

Mods are really easy to install in this game too, just hit subscribe, go to outfits and bam, you have your Haydee costume of choice that you can play the rest of the game with.

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>for piece
For relevant pieces, lmao.

There's usually some guy that drops into Haydee threads to show his girlfriend in a Haydee cosplay. I wonder if he managed to get enough money to finish it properly.

give it artificial womb and we have real replacement for women

Is the Futa2 mod on the workshop any good? There’s no preview pics for it but I really want to play as a Futa

>>Women get desperate
More like Chad starts a harem with the leftovers.

I've got like 12k saved up, I'm unironically tempted to buy this.

Why would Chad, who only gives a shit about himself, take a bunch of needy bitches over two or 3 machines who will service his every need, sire his children, and love him for nothing in return except maybe some oil?

Are you serious user

Because Chad can handle needy bitches.

You can customize them to your liking.
Do it.

THIS WORLD IS SO FUCKED, LET'S END IT TONIGHT

No cock and ball physics ;_;

someone post a video of this doll getting fucked

nigga it's a robot
Also I might be wrong but I always thought her legs were supposed to look like she was wearing pantyhose.

This thing looks really soulless. Like I think I wouldn't be able to fuck this thing without going a little insane. For god's sake, Anons, gym memberships aren't that expensive. You can be sociable for free.

call me crazy but is there a mod that makes Haydee look like a proper robot without sexy parts?

>More like Chad starts a harem with the leftovers.
Chads aren't hentai manga orcs with infinite cum user. They will get their harem of 9/10s and 10/10 and the dykes will be left over clawing at supermaket rafters empty of catfood.

Give it some sunglasses, then.

do it, for all our sake

Man I got a wife and a pretty good life, and I'm seriously looking at these. All they need is a more durable material and I'm sold. Don't even need AI, just something that doesn't discolor or tear down in under 20 years. All you need is some social time with women, not being cramped up with em all the time.

can anyone please post the webm of the guy seeing anime tiddies in a game and literally closing in eyes in shame like a little child? i wanna laugh my ass off

It's better than portal

you don't spend much time with women it seems.
that thing doesn't get fat, doesn't get bitchy, will not cheat on you, take your money (outisde of buying it and taking care of it which is still fuckign 10 times lower than normal gf)
and it has body that maybe 1 percent of women have.
I mean havey you seen what acutall woman with thick ass looks like?
Most of them have flabby asses becasue they don't go to gym just get fat.

I've already got a fleshlight, I may as well go all the way

For that much money I'd rather get a VR headset and one of those automatic dick jerkers

why does this robot have tits
robots can't breastfeed!

batteries

Why not? You could even fill them up with whatever kind of drink you want.

>This thing looks really soulless.
You're saying that as if it were a bad thing. At least it's soulless and won't be taking half your shit when she gets bored with you.
> Like I think I wouldn't be able to fuck this thing without going a little insane.
You're lacking in imagination.
>gym memberships aren't that expensive. You can be sociable for free.
But that requires work for a chance at suicide by court judge when she retroactively revokes consent given in the past and gets you prison time.

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crazy

>breastfeeding cum
muh dik

And here I thought Haydee was full of Robots

>that's just insulting
What part of it is insulting though? It's direct and frank about what it offers, it's not insulting anyone in the slightest, there's no trickery no judgement.
If you feel insulted by it the issue is with you because there is no insult being made.
Just a puzzle game with eyecandy.

The future is now.

>You can be sociable for free.
You can face rejection for free.
You can be accused of rape for free.
You can have rumors spread about you for free.
You can raise another man's children without even knowing it for free.
You can lose custody of your kids for free.
You can lose half your shit and your dog for free.
You can get STDs for free.
You can get cucked for free.
You can be in a sexless relationship for free.
You can be nagged at for free.
You can be broken up with for no reason for free.
You can completely overhaul your entire personality and life to maintain a relationship with and manipulate a person who doesn't love you as much as you'd like for free.

I'm not saying the doll is necessarily the (only) answer but it's not like there aren't plenty of reasons for opting out of relationships for something else.

Jesus Christ you need therapy. Or a god damn friend.

Holly shit, a doll has never given me a boner before, but that doll is goddman boner inducing, so they've got the look down, those titties look great and they are pose-able?
Once they get some kind of robotic movement in place I might end up getting one, I never thought I'd be that kind of person but if this shit keeps getting better why not?

only one percent of men at the age of 25 are virgins user and getting sex in this day and age is so fucking easy. You have to be goblin to not get laid.
i suggest you interact with women first before calling that user names, he's right about everything.

I'm rather pleased with Sup Forums using these lyrics.

Do It then post pics, show off your're waifu for the world to see

God you stupid dick why wasn't i born in the age of easy and accesable sex androids.

He's not totally wrong though. If you get unlucky your whole life is over and if it's not, you will wish it was.

I actually liked it. You get over the fapbait about 10 minutes in

Sorta. This is a combo pack. Some of the later pics have what I am referring to.
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>look at the pictures
>can't tell if it's a 3D render or a photo
I am afraid of the future

>5 months worth of paychecks for a sex doll