"Son. Me and your mother bought you that Nintendo Switch you've been asking about. We love you."

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Shit-Gage

did this thing have a single game worth playing?

Yeah. It has a few solid exclusives.

Elders Scrolls was good.

This thing was ahead of its time, but it all the worst ways possible

The library wasn't as bad as the hardware
It's kinda suprising how much support the thing had during it's short time on the market/
It'd be a neat add to a collection, kinda like an Atari Lynx (the big one)

Ashen.
Rifts: Promise of Power.

yes, not a lot but quite a few standouts like pathway to glory, rifts and pocket kingdom. pathway to glory in particular was amazing for its time.

>ywn play N-Gage multiplayer with beautiful women.

>Rifts: Promise of Power
>The N-Gage was at E3 13 years ago
The early 00's never cease to amaze me.

>tfw you will never play the MGS made for n gage that takes place between MGS1 and MGS2

Civ II had a really good port

No such thing.

I think it had a port of Sonic Advance.

>Rifts: Promise of Power
It was fucking shocking how good of an RPG that was.

I also remember the Worms port being good enough to play in class with friends over BT. Yes, more than one of us had this piece of shit. Three, actually. It was a darker time.

The N-Gage was actually quite neat back in its day. Ways way too far ahead of its time though.

I still have the original N-Gage on my shelf, which I bought all the way back in 2003 or so. Played some Colin McRae just the other day on it, it was still quite fun.

Worst part is this thing probably got more support than the VITA.

Not even close.

You're mistaken.

>2008.

That's a phone game.

Why did they make the screen taller than it is wide?

to match the way phone screens were made back then