Does Sup Forums have what it takes to make it all the way with ariane?

Does Sup Forums have what it takes to make it all the way with ariane?

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I'm not the kind of guy who plays by a thot's rules

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>ruining fun

Why is her right hand so huge?

Any more website looks like this?

also interested

what do I win

Vdategames.com

>compliment her looks
>next two options are "Give her a kiss" and "Read her a poem"
Is this really what dating is like?

no, there's more quicktime events

Holy shit how old was the guy who made this?

>no rape option

I hate this whore so much.
>Eat pizza
>Tells me to kiss her
>Complains about garlic breath
>Ends the date

I already know the easiest way to get laid in this game but I want to explore more paths. Some of the bad endings are just stupid.

This man knows what's up. The moment you enter a relationship with a women's frame or she as the lead, then it's over for you and she will eventually cheat.

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I just need to get to the pool and I'm home free.

She didn't fuck me but look at that date score. She probably came by herself and is just embarrassed.

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>blocks your path

Bart get out I'm piss

wasnt there a walktrough where she flirted with a girl?

fucked her and her friend, games done.

>getting a slut drunk simulator

>going out into down on a first date
Recipe for disaster.

>Complements her.
>Grabs her by the pussy.

Trump is telling the truth. Once a girl likes you, you pretty much have free reign.

It's the easiest way to get laid in this game.

Have you ever been so swole your muscles start clipping through eacother?

Really? I always end up crashing going out.

>dated a girl 5 years older than me named Airianne
>she left me through an email because I was a selfish prick
>was depressed for years over it
Fuck that this game exists.

>whore gets drunk
>acts degenerate and without dignity
No bitch, I will be the one dropping your ugly skank-ass,

Take her to dinner, pay for it, then go for a drive out of the town. At the beach, she'll spread her legs.

>Not just downlaoding the game and looking at the image files whenever you want

That's pretty much how dating works for a rich guys.

>college
>see a girl who I would actually like to engage with in class
>named Arianne
>actually namedropped gundam on me when I said I build models
>sit next to her but move 2 weeks later because professor is a cockblock who makes us move seats
>try to talk to her without dropping my spaghetti, looking like a creep, or other
>psych discussion turns to sexuality
>prof asks if anyone in here has a significant other
>she raises her hand
>alternative sexuality is brought up
>she heavily implied she was a lesbian
>mfw
We're very loose friends and I would still like to know her better, but god damn.

kek

>I'm not very good at defending the basket, so I'm going to distract you instead

i wanna rape the waitress!

That's boring. The entire point of dating sims is the satisfaction of doing the events correctly in a way that results in you getting your virtual dick wet.

>menu is sideways

What a fat bitch. I'm surprised there's no negging option in this game since that's what I hear all these pick-up artists use.

>In real life she's a black-Indian hybrid

Still surprisingly cute though.

YOU ACCEPTED GOING OUTSIDE NAKED

YOU KNEW SOMEONE COULD WATCH

i'm such a devil

This game really does need some rape options. I got her drunk and took her up into the hills for the implication and the date ended just because we ran out of gas.

forgot the text

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That's my CAW from Smackdown vs Raw 2006

Lots of games like this and many that are still under development and will take years to finish. So many cockblock moments where you think you are getting somewhere just for it say see ya in the next episode!

>Took me a long fucking time to get in her pants for the first time
>Could usually get her naked but always ended up on the couch
>Finally got her with lots of wine, beer, and dancing
This game is like a rite of passage. An achievement in itself to take her without walkthroughs. I'm still not sure if there's a pool-fucking scene or not. I've never even seen the roommate. There's still so much to do.
And you can fuck right off.

>2018
>he still hasn't fucked her in the pool

Her character model is honestly way hotter than it has any right to be. AAA games should take a note.

>In real life she's a black-Indian hybrid
source?

FUCK YOU EVERY TIME I TRY SHE STEALS MY UNDERWEAR AND HIDES IT IN THE MAILBOX
Her skin lacks the details that detract from most AAA females.

WEW LAD didn't expect her to take the shirt off so easy.
"i think i don't need a shirt anymore" BAM!

>You are quite a gentleman! Before we go on, how old are you?

>highest score I got was a 4
But I am married, how could I fail?

>married
You already failed lad

>Cheating on your wife
Ariane knows, and she doesn't like it.
Can you actually fuck her in the pool or are you meming? Just a yes or no, please.

>bitch won't let me use her bathroom
ariane is a cunt

>implying that's not what I want

>get home from beach
>wash out the sand option
>"you can follow me if you want into bathroom"
>follow her
>WHAT THE FUCK DON'T GO INTO BATHROOM WITH ME UNLESS I INVITE YOU
wut?

"marrying" your dakimakura pillow doesn't count, lad.

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You have learned a valuable lession in the modus operandi of 3DPD.

back to facebook with le facebook tier humor dude

I know that its possible in the hot tub
Pool not so sure

i'm quite the chad, Sup Forums.

A couple of the bathroom moments are bugged. Safe rule of thumb is to only do so
>After fucking
>After skinny dipping
And not any other time, as one or two of the variables may have wonked out and given you a false invitation.
The entire game can be broken down to specific variables that need to be kept in balance to fuck her. Some options, like asking her to remove her top in T&D when she isn't drunk, will instantly fuck the variables, while others, like deciding where to drive, will tip things ever so slightly. The meal is probably the biggest moment where this plays into effect.

i'm extra sure

sorry for shattering your illusions

i'm not even the guy you replied to, that was just absolute normie cringe

Uuuh, this wasn't part of the job description.

>implying that normies know what a dakimakura is

Answer's 14.

it doesn't matter, it's the type of humor pal

12

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>Go to the lookout
>Start making out
>Gang of rabid normies pulls up to ruin the fun

Even in the virtual world normies are terrible

Brehs!

Gotta be careful with how you manage your time, user, otherwise you'll mever fuck her up there.

Gratz user. Did you go Couch or Hot Tub?

It was a woman. THE Ariane, actually. She made an entire dating sim where you try to seduce and fuck her.

hot tub and beer

Good shit. Now try for the threesome.

Where can I find a girl that will give sum fuk on the first date? They always make me arbitrarily wait until the third.

>hasn't seen the movie Apollo's Thirteen

>Glass her

Damn guys this is so hot. That still image of boobs with oh oh, uh uh underneath it.

Easy there Cenk

They're animated.

>Ung Ung Ung Ung

Tinder sluts. Women are extremely loose these days. Any that make you wait until the third are sluts in denial because a respectable woman would either wait until marriage or least until you are well snd truly officially dating.

I don't get whatever reference you're making.

>I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola.
>I'll try the doubleburger, chips and a root beer
My brain.

UNGA BUNGA

Ariane Barnes

I've always wanted to try Tinder, but I don't have a Facebook. I'm also in my thirties, and apparently Tinder discriminates against people over thirty.

>he doesn't know