Giant fucking lizard

[Jacob Taylor]

>giant fucking lizard
>breathes fire
>controls an army
>is basically the shogun
>has a fucking dragon
>still loses to a fat plumber in boxers and a cowboy hat
What happened

[Jackson Torres]

He's a super plumber

[Oliver Ortiz]

Gay men can't fight

[Carter Wilson]

He's kind of a dumbass.

[Elijah Scott]

>shogun

[Andrew Taylor]

Glad someone else enjoys that combo

[Michael Martin]

Mario has Super Human abilities, he's a perfect rival for what you just listed.

[Dylan Peterson]

Despite everything he has going for him he still a loser.

[James Hughes]

Love his appearance in kingdom battle

>bowser jr coming to Mario in tears apologizing and begging for him to save his dad

God damn this game had no right being as good as it was

[Jackson Turner]

um mario is more than a plumber sweetie

[Jace Wilson]

Mario is a super celebrity known throughout the whole fucking universe, able to learn a shitload of abilities, hammer things with bullshit strength and his brother can be squished to a flat boardlike thing, used as an actual surfing board and repurposed to a cowardly sidekick who's powerlevel is limited by his own insecurity.

What is a goofus boss turtle compared to that?

[Evan Parker]

never underestimate the bing bing wahoo

[Jacob Perez]

i want to fuck that mario

[Alexander Butler]

He's not the main character.
Everyone knows main character status is the most important status you can have.
Bowser game when?

[Chase Clark]

Nice homosexual get

[Joseph Miller]

gay get

[Parker Sanders]

I feel like these gets are almost always some gay shit.

[Thomas Morgan]

It didn't have to be this way

[Jose Turner]

Fagggggggggggggg

[Xavier Jenkins]

only fags waste time with gets so the gets are gonna be faggy

[Justin Baker]

came here for get, only found disappointment

[Parker Miller]

WITNESSED

[Elijah Rogers]

Nice get fag.
Now lube up.

youtube.com/watch?v=tjLr1XhBKVQ

[Robert Johnson]

I want to fuck Bowser and huff his sweaty balls

[Levi Scott]

Your get guarantees your gay sex user

[Jeremiah Sanchez]

what a homo

[Ayden Collins]

...

[Henry Turner]

>those digits
Fag

[Easton Garcia]

Advanced gay

[Owen Myers]

skabdoodofoeoofosadfe oeodferer sefserderedo
IM A SCATMAN

[Cooper Sullivan]

N-Nani?

[Gavin Cruz]

nintenbros confirmed for gays

[Isaac Russell]

that get

[Elijah Reed]

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[Carson Stewart]

Go away Bowser

[Ian Peterson]

>implying you'll spam for more than 5 minutes

[Xavier Bailey]

...

[Carter Ortiz]

Fucking faggot

[Owen Lewis]

I find it hard to give it a high score considering just how bad the gold bug was. I couldn't work out why my money was fluctuating so much for ages. I eventually reached the point where my skill could no longer overcome how underequiped I was. I updated it now but it's still a pain.

[Luis King]

I prefer the luigi.
The peach is nice as well but the men are better in this image

[Benjamin Anderson]

i knew i should have said bowser instead

[Isaac King]

Why did it have to be such a gay post?

[Parker Rivera]

Everytime you game over in a game, the villain wins. When you load a save, you create an alternative universe where your failure didn't happen. In games that allow losing, there's much more universes in which the villain wins than those in which he doesn't.

[Angel Thompson]

user go back to sleep.

[Cameron Moore]

Yeah you should've.

[Joshua Allen]

at least it wasnt bara furfaggotry.

[Jayden Thomas]

get 4 the gays

[Grayson Flores]

cumgrats on 402 million gay posts >:3

[Parker Hall]

he didnt even spam for one minute

[Hunter Jenkins]

...

[Oliver Taylor]

...

[Bentley Cox]

That's how OoT works.
The timeline is split into adult, child, and game over.

[Isaac Russell]

You can't say that Bowser is a loser unless you've beaten all the his games without dying once!

[Michael Reyes]

youtube.com/watch?v=iobAj4SUsXk

[Isaac Cook]

put me in history, boss.

[Daniel Rodriguez]

oh yes indeed...

[Robert Collins]

>Jesus
>Fucking
>Christ

[Caleb Martinez]

Based.

[Josiah Diaz]

why are nintenbros such faggots?

[Ryan Barnes]

first a trapshitter gets the 40mil get and now this. What the fuck??

[Nolan Phillips]

prison gay due to not being able to get women

[Josiah Reyes]

>Mario fans think these are good graphics

[Nathaniel Thomas]

nintendo makes good husbandos compared to sony and microsoft

[William Ross]

So does everybody else, user.

Except Peach apparently.

[Camden Taylor]

soyboys with lack of father figure

[Anthony Sanders]

If anything I'm actually closer to lacking a mother figure but nice try at the elementary armchair psychology.

[Aaron Carter]

No, they're just into more than watching interactive movies and fake trailers.

[Mason Hughes]

>but nice try at the elementary armchair psychology
keep telling that yourself, bud

[Ryder Turner]

...

[Noah Walker]

Not him but surely you can muster more than an 8 year-old's comeback right?

[Nathaniel Ramirez]

If I wanted my cum back I would've wiped it off your mouth

[Mason Foster]

heh you got him good there really nice zinger buddo

[Landon Hall]

He was the co main in Bowser's Inside Story and still lost in the end

[Justin Morgan]

fucking destroyed

[Jason Wood]

Absolute state of nu/v/.

[Lincoln Barnes]

>Co main
And who were the mains?
At least he got a cake in the end.

[Logan Evans]

Mario is practically a god at this point. Not Kirby tier but still pretty fucking strong.

[Josiah Torres]

It's hard to beat infinite power
Even with a magic butt that can kill anything by stomping on it three times.

[Daniel Ward]

I have no idea what's going on here, but put me in the screenshot, I guess.

[Kayden Butler]

>>>still loses to a fat plumber in boxers and a cowboy hat
That's where you're wrong, i dressed up like a pirate

[Ryder Lee]

spoken like a proper child indeed

[Ryder King]

He is forced to engage in boss battle fighting behavior that exposes weaknesses.

When he could just charge at Mario and slash the shit out of him. Like what you can do when you control Bowser.

[Gabriel Bailey]

My headcanon is that everything works off 3's logic and that everything after 2 is just a play or act.
Mario and Bowser are total bros behind the scenes which is why they play tennis together and shit.

[Lucas Reed]

>trap get
> now a full gay get
well shit

[Wyatt Davis]

Yes?
And?

[Zachary Gomez]

Nice filename.

[Kevin Evans]

NINTENGAY GET!

SUMMON THE FAT HAIRY /SOC/ SWITCH FUCK!

[Samuel Collins]

You rang?

[Isaac Mitchell]

But he RULED

[Landon Richardson]

Absolutely disgusting

[Ryan Sanchez]

What happened to Crumbleden lads? Was it too horrible for Mario to even comprehend?

[Nathaniel Watson]

>can fly
>goes to sleep so you can hit him on his only weak spot

[David Flores]

Nice

[Isaiah Thompson]

yum

[Ryan Kelly]

...

[James Smith]

Because Bowser doesn't know what the hell he's doing with all that power. He uses his intimidation and seemingly endless budget to get everywhere, then acts cocky and wonders why he gets outdone even when he's got the upper hand. It's pretty telling that when Mario possesses Bowser he uses all that koopapower to actually get something done.

[Camden Rogers]

>tfw can't go and locate Bowser post-defeat and bug him like you can the dragon