Scientists Expect Chocolate to Go Extinct by 2050

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Because of climate change, you can't have chocolate any more. Now, here is our new and improved genetically modified chocolate. Tastes like real chocolate.

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All chocolate is already genetically modified you fucking idiot.

sick video game dude

Nice video game, op

Meh I'll be be dead by then

It was a shit videogame anyways.

good thing we still have cookies

lmao just plant more cocoa

>made from soy
>soy
I'd rather become a vegetarian than eat that filth

eh who cares 32 years is a long time

Nigga dat ain't no cookie

nice msn link faggot
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Soy is actually good for you. It stops estrogen from binding to your cells if you're male.

Soy products, such as miso soup, tofu, and edamame, contain very weak plant estrogens called phytoestrogens that hinder the body's natural estrogen from attaching to cells. (The prefix "phyto" simply means "plant.") ... When phytoestrogens occupy the cell, normal estrogens cannot.

NEVAR

what about cocaine? nobody cares about chocolate but cocaine is a big deal

video games

this is one of the few positives of capitalism, like these companies are gonna let a crop that makes them this much money go extinct

>I'd rather eat plants than eat this one plant
lol?

Imagine being this terrified of a bean

Scientists make a lot of predictions, and most are wrong. Unfortunately, because of pop science, every single fucking hypothesis and supposition makes the news as "science says blah blah blah".

No way, man.
GMOs are literally the Devil for no other reason than I read it on the Internet.

>white chocolate

scientists are the niggers of academics

>Conker the Squirrel unable to be reached for comment

Man chocolate was such a great videogame.

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