Xenoblade Chronicles 2

You're at the club and this guy slaps your blade's ass, what do?

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seriously i seen these guy while sumoning like every time but its always the first or second one

What a pussy fucking blade, I wanted to see him kill some people, but instead he refuses to. Is his field skill a lie?

Holy fucking shit just get rolled by me already

I just got this in the mail today from a eBay lot.
Which one should I start first.

Wonder who thought it was a good idea to add a gacha system.

>all 3 games
Absolute madman
Start at the start

>See xenoblade 2 thread
>Turn on switch
>Play for 30 mins to grind cores
>All common blades
>Turn off Switch

1 then x then 2 like everyone else

what happened to the person that sold this? did his girlfriend sell his most precious possessions to angry him?

30 legendary cores?

XC1 on Wii, XCX, XC2

See you in twenty years after you've finished them all

Are you ready for "mama" pyra doujin?

>goes from innocent wincest into Mythra taking over for femdom
muh dick

I usually get around 50-60 rare cores and 20ish legendary

No, it doesn't, is not even out.

Yes it does.

Show proof, nigga.

>my face when he was my second rare blade

>finally feed the Ardun enough to turn it into a superboss so I can grind it for legendarys
>it 1 shots all of my party before any of them can even start a blade combo

Well, guess I'm grinding in other places.

The correct order is XC1 --> XC2 --> XCX
Xeno 1 & 2 are very similar structure wise and have some connections to each other.
XCX might as well be a completely different series, and should be approached as such.

Art of gudako molesting pyra when?

Finally a none shitposting thread thank fuck.
Blunder fag has really found grounding with his Webm shitposting

but XBC2 takes place after XBCX

I love how the guy just fucking died right there in the cutscene.

Anyways, get to Lv 99 and beef up your party with Titanium Vests and nothing will kill you.

There's nothing connecting XC1 or 2 to X, at least from what I know.

The way that quest line ended was fucking shit

Don't lie nigga, so far we have ZERO info about x being connected to the othwr xenoblades.

Be glad that he cucked me from that infertile hoe

>he doesn't know

that is literally wrong
did you play the game

All i know is that X fans are desperate to keep x relevant.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

> mythra
> pyra
> Myra..
Wait a sec

2 takes place on the earth that they abandoned in 2

>mfw he was my first Rare Blade
>on Rex

You could say that Klaus talking about infinite other worlds at least implies X is in the multiverse

I like X and I hope for and X2.
Xb2 is still my favourite

You said 2 two times.

What, are you trying to imply that Morytha or Elysium is New L.A.? Or that the earth that XC2 takes place on is the same earth that N.L.A. was launched from? Because both of those theories don't make any sense at all.

Except that's impossible because humans were fighting each other, not ayys in XC1's and 2's earth

Marry him.

Mira could Litterally be in the same dimension as earth in xb2.
They did abandon earth after all

>play game
>get none of the cool looking blades

Honestly the coolest looking I have is Wulfric and that nigga is a 100% drop from the story. I have the lil nigga Finch and he/she/it is the ugliest thing in the world.

Why can't I get some cute waifus?

>shitting on Finch

You are loyal servants to the majestic Empire of Mor Ardain, right?

Except it can't because

PYRA IS A SLUT! MYTHRA IS A BITCH! AND PNEUMA IS DEAD!

Who knows, but I got it all for $50 bucks

but Earth got Vogoned by ayys, and that doesn't really match up with X2's backstory

>mfw I just realized 150 hours in that having the same blades on different drivers means that they have different arts

>those thighs on the left

Holy fuck Nintendo went full bore with the fanservice. Maybe I should get a switch.

Yes, but not to that shitty empire! DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE DON'T FORGET ME

How?

Brionac scum!

Here you go

All that means in that new LA wrote some serious History revisions

WiiU's bullshit censorship in general and the bravely second fiasco gave something good after all (plus the switch is region free, all the regions are now forced to reach a compromised).

Thats why Roc is so good on Rex. Literally his only chance at getting a Smash as far as I know

it was just a prank bro

With pic related i finished xenoblade 2, now i just wait for my birthday on friday, and then i will kill myself because i had been without a job for 5 months, i that good knowing you guys
t. spic

Reposting, since I think a good number of people would have missed this. Something I learned a little while ago that I figured most of you may have missed:

Turns out, both Mythra and Pyra have conversations that (as far as I can tell) will ONLY happen in Land of Morytha. I couldn't get either of them to appear in the World Tree or Final Area, so if anyone's had that happen then let me know, but either way, two easily missable post battle conversations.

>Mythra

Gramps: Has Rex been proving an adequate Driver?
Mythra: (Tone changes from her usual to a very soft, serious/heartfelt one) Yes, of course. My spirit is all warm, thanks to him.

>Pyra

Rex: I love the outfit! Thanks!
Pyra: Don't mention it! (Laughs) Look, we match!

So there you go.

Stream the suicide

Wait so you are telling me that the gameplay is just to get close and sometimes presa a button. This is just as bad as xiii, thank god dragon quest will never ever be tainted by autistic weeabos

I'm sure logan paul will do it for him

It's a management game. But I'm talking to shit poster so whatever.

Got to grind rare cores. It took me 4 hours to get them all.

(YOU)

Dont do it m8, wait for the DLC next year

4 hours of grind and 10 hours of unboxing.
That fucking animation, just kill me already

>Nia can't smash

youtube.com/watch?v=hZgZzn-Gv58
>mfw

Post Game Epilogue

>A few years or so after the game
>Rex and Pyra walking around the newly built colony in Elysium in the afternoon, shopping for dinner for tonight
>Meet up with Nia, who's been helping with work at the hospital
>All go home together
>Walk in the front door, gape in shock as they see Mythra stumbling in a panic around the kitchen
>Apparently she went out earlier and tried to cook while they were out to surprise them
>Half of it's burned black
>The other half is letting off an awful smell
>About the usual for Mythra's cooking. She was banned from the kitchen for a reason
>Everyone sighs. Pyra looks on in sad reflection at the ruined ingredients
>Mythra tries to explain, she's just about to fix it and h-H-Hey!?
>Rex picks her up and slings her over his shoulder. Carrying her off to her room while she screams about him being a jerk, put her down, unfair, leave her alone "Tonight's meant to be Pyra's turn anyway!"
>Pyra shakes her head and heads towards the mess, says she'll do what she can to fix it up, see what she can make of it.
>Nia moves to help, Pyra says it's fine, she can go play with those two. She'll sort out dinner.
>That doesn't seem very fair
>"Well, you heard what she said? It's my turn today, I'd rather save my energy for tonight." hums to herself, "Mhmm, and so Rex will need a nice, big meal."

One big happy family.

please stop re-posting your fanfiction in every thread

Sure just disregard any opinion you don't like, it's obvious that such a game with limited arts and blades that you can use on fights is a really good resource manager.

I already ordered DQVII but I'm still mad that I bought the SE of this weeabo trash.

If you can't draw it as a lewd comic, then don't post it

(You) can stop now, thanks

Is there a better way to look for certain materials? Im still pretty early in the game (just started chapter 2) however the amount of fucking gathering in side missions is unbearable, a stain on an otherwise amazing game. I know I can look up harvest points on the map, is there a way to look for a certain material?

Call the warframe devs and get them to send him a DMCA

>i had been without a job for 5 months
That's it? That's what you're going to kill yourself for? Don't be an idiot. If you have enough dedication to 100% a game like Xenoblade 2, I have no reason to believe you can't put the same amount of dedication to get a job. You can always learn new skills and work for yourself. There are a lot of ways to get out of your ditch. Get your shit together, user.

Takahashi pls do this

Don't do it user, you'll miss out on XCX2

Hey Spinoni, Spics don't suicide, they think life is worth something and are cowards

Xenogears -> Xenosaga Episode 1 -> Xenosaga Episode 2 -> Xenosaga Episode 3 -> Xenoblade -> Xenoblade X -> Xenoblade 2

> limited arts
What the actual fuck are you talking about

Why are Field Skills so fucking annoying holy shit.
The random Blade unpacking is imo pretty fun because you dont need to minmax like a retard to do well in this game, but the fucking Field Skills are killing me

Either you are lucky and have the proper ones equipped or you are stuck looking around menus to sort through your blades for the next 3 minutes or you can just ignore everything like I did after a while until they became mandatory.

That and that chapter 3 is such a drag are my only complaints about the game, otherwise has been pretty fun ride

Mira is the Earth the battle between Bionis and Mechonis take place in. Shulk uses the monado to pull everyone back to original Earth, and ends up on the same continent as Rex and crew. Recall that the final battle with Zanza takes place over that universes Earth and the final stage is traveling through space from the world where the titans are fighting (Mira) to get there. All of Mira's shenanigans are because Alvis is still on Mira, and is using his monado/zohar voodoo magic, L is his avatar.

Those things that charge and use when you wait after getting close to the boss ass for a while, I need my freedom

>>>/reddit/

>Perceval
The fuck were the thinking?

Holy shit, how fucking desperate you can be?

>Morag can Break, topple, and smash with all my favorite blade types

MUI MUI!

Whatever happened to Mui Mui? Bana got forced to life running on a hamster wheel, but Mui Mui just disappears.

> implying ur not talking to Takahashi himself.

>that scene where muimui holds everyone up

Holy shit this game was great.

Do roles actually matter in this game? I keep seeing videos of Tora who is supposed to be a tank doing massive amounts of damage
If you put all tank blades on Morag for example, can you hit damage cap?

Tora is just fucking broken

easily, just run burst symbols on your two DPS (you're not running a dedicated healer, right?)

Unironically the best music in the game

and she gets two amazing blades for certain. Her two story blades are great and you can just put a meme common blade on her as long as it gives agi as a third and it wont batter

too bad that is true. Tora is a destroyer of worlds. I still use Morag though because Tora is an annoying little shit in combat and his quotes make my ears bleed

what's wrong with him?

>samurai
>"Perceval"