TELL THE MEN THE CAVALRY'S ARRIVED!

TELL THE MEN THE CAVALRY'S ARRIVED!

WE'LL LEAVE NOTHING STANDING

>No Total War 40k.

>tfw you maintain status quo for half an hour just so you can win the match by rolling out the tanks

Standard Guard tactic. Hold the fucking line until the armor can roll up.

>no city builder game where you play as a commander tasked with building a city and you have to defend against different types of enemies in a Anno meets Dawn of War
>enemies like waves of orks, tyranids, Dark Eldar raids, small eldar groups and mighty Chaos invasion
>city building where you'd slowly rise up in the ranks eventually having to manage an entire world and it's planetary defenses

You starting on a planet with few resources and a "you WILL make this inhabited planet very profitable for the emperium". Fuck ALL it would need would be a good terrain generator, unit implementation, random event generator and so on. A lot cheaper than the dogshit garbage that was DoW3.

You'd start small, have to get resources locally and slowly make the entire world important enough to even requisition a Space Marine chapter's help as a sort of "hero unit".

While rimworld has big problems with the random events, I think with a basic RTS unit control like the one on DoW you could balance it better, depending on the startup settings you could select which types of enemies you'd find, the types of events, which resources would or not be available on the planet, the availability of trading with other planets for resources you didn't have and maybe even some focused objectives for the game, like turning the world into a forge world or a farming world or a training world. Having to balance things like city morale with the proper buildings, having to manage the likelihood of chaos cultists appearing and being successful with investigating units, it's full of possibilities.

All those narrations of walls of lasgun shots being a work of art and you'd be able to create that yourself. Imagine a random event of a warp storm where you have to defend the planet/city against a chaos invasion while being cut off from Imperium's help.

Hell maybe it would even be possible to pick a planet in a specific area of a galaxy map to influence your chances if you don't feel like controlling every aspect of the settings, maybe even pick famous worlds such as Cadia to play through a very specific scenario.

>Imperial Guard are shown fixing their own shit instead of waiting for a techpriest in Space Marine.
>They don't get shot for heresy.

DELETE THIS

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GW has just hired you to be the new loremster and they task you with creating a new faction that's supposed to be a threat to all other races and factions in the galaxy, making them scared enough to force them to work together, what threat do you create?

Easy.

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Whatever the Nids is running away from

Hold the line and die standing
>Cadia broke before the Cadian Imperial Guard.

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Once more, into the breach!

They did their part till the end

I thought they made a 40k tower defense game already.
I must be mistaken though.

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>Nucrons have feelings
>killing guardsman of Cadia
>The Emperor no longer has feelings
>Vect being humiliated
>Creating a Mary Sue for the eldar
I hate GW so fucking much.

Basically Newfags

This.

The nids aren't of anything, except for something.

It'd be less about tower defense and more about long term RTS/city building. See Eldar would be able to pass right through your outer walls if you didn't had the proper defenses, and chaos cultists appearing from within your ranks would be able to warp Chaos right into your big city if you didn't stop them before that.

Also Ork ships and nid spores. You'd be forced to manage some actual city defense with your troops.

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rate my IG color scheme

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>never managed to play old DoW1 campaigns with custom paints
My only regret about that game.

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It's shit.

Wasn't that Retconned?

>mfw I recently found out furries aren't technically heresy because if a gene seed mutation is sufficiently stable the Imperium is fine with it

are you saying this was canon once?

pls no bully

Emperor's Children/10

Is it possible that what the Nids are running from are another Hive Fleet?
What if the Hive Fleet movements are an intergalactic game of tag?

doesn't it have to be useful enough to outweigh it's heretical divergence? like, I'm pretty sure the squats were a human offshoot but they still wanted to purge them

rate my orks scheme

IT IS THE BEHN BLAAAAADE

No. They're fleeing from an intergalactic ork.

how big is a standard modern tank compared to a baneblade?

Human's with pre age of darkness tech

why is steel so satisfying ?

It's okay.

>breaks the fabric of reality
>steals half of dark eldar best units
>kills souls of enemies (???)
>"Pssshhh nothing personel kid"
She is the worst kind of Mary Sue.

You'd like to think so, xeno scum

rate my space marines scheme

I mean a sloth ultramarine I could understand being purged but there have gotta be some useful animals like surely the jaws, sense of smell, & hearing of a wolf or something on top of what an ultramarine is already capable of would be a huge advantage.

The Imperial Guard generally doesn't give a fuck about all that when the higher ups aren't looking. They fix their own gear, use the uplifting primer as Toilet Paper, and in Catachan's case they frag Commissars.

Ultra Fists

PURE/10

Depends on regiments. Catachan frags commissars, Mordians and Death Korps executes commissars for cowardice, Cadian commissars might as well be guardsmen

This. Expand on this fucking thing.

Bring back the Squats.

Reminder that Sigmar is a lost primarch and Fantasy Battle is an isolated planet in the galaxy.

Stormcast and Primaris are the same thing.

>Sigmar
>not Settra

I like this theory way more than the snow globe bullshit.

>Segmentum Obscurus
really?

A BB is like twice the size of a land raider ish

Baneblade

Weight: 316 tons
Length: 13.5m
Width: 8.4m
Height: 6.3m

Compare that to the Panzer VIII Maus, the largest tank ever built

Weight 188 tons
Length 10.2 m
Width 3.71 m
Height 3.63 m

>the snow globe bullshit
I haven't heard this. What is it?

>Sigmar builds his own space marines in the new world
It checks out!

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*destroy your geneseed*

THIS FINALLY THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH
I WOULD IF I COULD GIVE YOU A SLOP FRENCH KISS THAT WOULD MAKE SLAANESH BLUSH
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
THE ITCH ON MY BRAIN IS FINALLY GONE

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>smashes your gay nerd planet and breaks your back

So twice the size of this except in length

they don't seem very fast

I PUNCHED OUT ONE OF HIS HEARTS WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THAT

Space furries are the worst, that actually backfired you fucking idiot, prior to that Magnus was the first one to actually fucking control the power of the warp without losing his mind, he would be LITERALLY the first chaos/loyalist chapter. But nooo space furries had to fuck it up.

>totally not Chaos Hounds

Serves Magnus right for fucking up the webway.

Three favorite lines go!
>THIS IS THE JUDGEMENT OF THE RIGHTEOUS, SCUM.
>Look at me flash boss!
>FORWARD YOU DOGS, TO VICTORY

>Magnus was a fucking retarded idiot who deliberately disobeyed the emperor by using magic
>teleports to terra to warn Big E about Horus, which he already knew anyway, but in doing so fucks up humanity's prototype webway beyond repair, forever dooming mankind to have to use shitty warp drives

Magnus is a fucking shithead who deserve to get punched in the face by chad Leman. Everything bad that happens to him he deserves.

Weren't both Feris wolves and humans descended from humans with wolf AIDS?

>so unstable a single skype call destroys it
It was a bomb waiting to go off.

A 100% good, noble, heroic faction. Not Tau's "they only look sorta good in comparision" deal, but a bunch of actual paragons of justice and good. Shit, make them the thing the 'Nids are running from. Once they reach the WH40K galaxy, they find it so vile and terrible, they put the 'Nids aside and set their goals to fix all they see as unjust and corrupted, and quickly become a common enemy for everybody.

Serves the Emperor right, seeing his fucking lifework crumble before him while he feels the endless pain of endless death, because he trusted more on chaos than on his sons.

Fuck up after fuck up the Emperor is the most incompetent idiot on the entire galaxy. Even a normal human did a better work than his "great crusade".

C... can we have a game about us that doesn't suck gue'va? Battlesuit or... Farsight... game....

FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

Bring back Doomrider!

>gets his ass beat by a normal space wolf after getting his anus reamed by Bjorn

Faggot.

FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

Dark Crusade was good. Now go away. If you're lucky Big Papa Smurf will use you as a buffer zone.

Before the taint of chaos comes to this thread, what are some tabletop units do you want to see come alive in a game? I want to see what Stormsurges and Triarch Stalkers are like in real time.
OH SHIT, TOO LATE!

>Bretonnia in space

>Big Papa Smurf will use you as a buffer zone
Is he truly the greatest troll of all time?

>Imperium Secundus was a bust
>bide your time
>build Imperium Tertius right under everyone's noses

>*does nothing against the biggest chaos hero*
>*ignores the biggest problem child on existence*
>*mismanages information about his plans*
>*let 3 of his best chapters have an horrible death*
>"B-B-B-BUT MAGNUS"
Need I remind you that part of Magnus soul still serves the Imperium? That even after all they have done to him he still managed to find a way to help them? Oh right better release space furries to yiff another chapter to death due to miscommunication right?

Magnus get off Sup Forums.

I would love to see the Admech skiitari represented in a videogame. They are by far the craziest of the human factions.

DID SOMEBODY SAY "KAY-OHSS"???

>part of Magnus soul still serves the Imperium
I thought he went full on Red Duke or whatever after he blew himself up and reconstituted?

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>Triarch stalker
Only if it is a boss fight where you have to use low damaging weapons because it has a higher chance to ignore high damage weapons.

Space Kenders

>There will never be basically a republic commando but you play as tau commander using all of the battlesuits through out the game.

He's the grey Knights supreme grandmaster, the literal fusing of Magnus best qualities that escaped the Crimson King and fused with Malcador. In a way Magnus is one of the biggest enemies of chaos in 40k universe.

Don't you have some Marty comics to span in a furry thread?