What the fuck are these things and where did they come from? Why do they exist?

What the fuck are these things and where did they come from? Why do they exist?

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Bowser got desperate and fucked Mama Broodal.

I want to fuck the girl one

They came from the moon, so we can assume they are moon bunnies.

They were the only downside to Odyssey, they just spent several years pushing the Koopalings to just get rid of them for a shitty rabbit design? Is this because Rabbids came out a month before or something?

Moon. Wedding planners.

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Let's not even entertain that notion.

They are rabbits from the dark side of the moon? Hello? They work as wedding planners

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_rabbit

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Their fights are so brutal amirite

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To be crammed into future Mario spinoffs as playable characters

>wanting the Koopalings AGAIN

Nah, I'm glad they at least tried something original.

I can't wait to see them in Mario Party 11 and Mario Kart 9!

Rabbits from the fucking moon, it's Japanese folklore you dumbshit.

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Nintendo letting you make your own Mario lewds was a mistake

Rabbits who live on the moon

>Nintendo retcons the Xnauts and old Paper Mario being canon in one fell swoop

maybe they lived on the other side of the moon

>i dont know how Canon works; the post

>Mario
>canon

>Only one thing can live on the moon

Every country can only have benign species living in it. Mario Odyssey taught me that.

The moon isn't a country, it's a moon

Reminder that Mario's journey around the world inspired thousands to make their own ships out of whatever transportation they had and explore different countries and cultures

Wow where'd you find this? Great wallpaper

Isn't Paper Mario a series of storybooks?

>These Rabbids now have more character then the Koopalings who have been around for like 30 years now despite them just basically being a clone of them.
This isn't fucking fair.

Only the Paper Mario games that start with a book opening, which began with TTYD

Pokio best.

I really liked seeing NPCs from different worlds visiting other kingdoms in the postgame.

I hope we see these cuties and Toasterenans in future mario games.

>come from?
The moon.

>why?
For procreation.

SALAD DODGING

What if the only reason Luigi wasn't in the game was because this one was keeping him in her hidden sex dungeon?

This doesn’t even work because their name is a pun on that word in the first place. You’ve brought nothing new to the table.

I'm kinda disappointed with how easy this game is to 100%. I only had trouble with maybe 3 moons

I'm stuck on three purple coins in Bowser's Kingdom

Holy shit you're fucking hopeless

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You could pick 1 Odyssey characters/villagers for the next Kart/Party/Sports game, who would they be, and why?
For me it would be Cappy.
I like him as a design and valuable as a companion, being the reason you can possess shit. Maybe have 2 separate alternates, one in his traditional Bonnetor form, and one for the Mario hat.

I want Madame Broodal to bounce on my dick

By far the best

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>whats with this stupid rabbit character I dont get the big dea-

>fishnets
>highheels
>long ponytail
>frilly dress
>gloves
>nice boobs

Shit, am I furry now?

At first glance I thought the leftmost one was Wallace.

Japan associate rabbits and the moon.
The story probably went
>odyssey
>travel around the world
>what if we go to the moon as well for the climax
>what if there's rabbits in that moon

It's not random if you are Japanese.

Japan has the right idea. Each cuture in its land and you travel to meet people, instead of opening brder and mudding everything until there's no more cultures

Gushen and Yosh are high up too. And i liked Nutboy

the koopalings are hotter at least

Only Bonnetons and New Donk Taxi drivers did this. Aside from the Sphinx everyone non-Bonneton travelled by a modified taxi

>Mario risked life and limb literally, LITERALLY traveling around the world (and beyond) to keep her from getting BOWSERED
>Her answer is to cuck him by rejecting him outright, not giving even so much as a "thank you", and then hijack HIS ship without HIS permission leading to him frantically jumping onto it as it launches from the moon

Why is Peach such a bitch? Pauline solidified as best girl. Shit I'd marry Harriet over this cunt. I'm not saying just because he rescued her that she has to marry him or anything but damn the dude has been through hell and back for your ass, throw him a bone.

>taking mario this seriously

>hijack HIS ship without HIS permission

If he'd resisted that would be attempted rape. It's her body only she can choose how to use it.